Football 2008

I think they're just afraid of having a good season. Most everyone in the NFL this year are trying to avoid one at all costs.

yeah, srsly, the nfl is turning into the nba with helmets.

no shit, man. wow.

Except Tennessee, who hasn't been good for a while, and they're just stunned at what it feels like.

In other news:

Shit...there goes the Colts's playoff hopes. They're not even sniffing a wildcard shot right now.

how the hell does tennessee keep winning?

Aristotle wrote:how the hell does tennessee keep winning?

front 4 are man beasts...

anyway giants own.. Titans and NYG in the superbowl..

NYG takes it cause we break kerry collins shins for not winning us the SB back in the 90's and then vince young comes in and we hit him so hard he starts crying and quits the NFL on the spot by walkin off the field onto the bus...

23 - 17 NYG

SCOUTING TIP! If any of the Colts's future opponents want an inside track to victory, all they have to do is find a way to jam up the down markers so they always read "3." As long as the Colts D thinks it's third down, offenses are guaranteed as much yardage as they need.

who in the fuck runs a shovel pass on 3rd and 16??!?!?!

911 wrote:who in the fuck runs a shovel pass on 3rd and 16??!?!?!

Someone who's already up by 35 points and isn't worried about losing the game. Unfortunately, that didn't apply at all. At all.

fucking orton--injured! YAY!

YAY.

big_jesus wrote:fucking orton--injured! YAY!

YAY.

Sexy Rexy brought the team back though. Maybe he's decided he's done sucking.

gmen own..

who wants it?

JaysonAych wrote:

big_jesus wrote:fucking orton--injured! YAY!

YAY.

Sexy Rexy brought the team back though. Maybe he's decided he's done sucking.

i'll believe it when i see it for a whole game. we play the goddamned titans next week.

im happy as a pig in shit now that the cowboys are last in our division

wow. quinn came out blasting.

and i'm always happy when the cowboys suck.
what's even better is that EVERYONE predicted fantastic things from them. everyone! they couldn't get their dicks to stop being sucked in preseason. HA!

giants just got owned on like the 2nd play

that girl on the bud light drinkability commercials is so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQH45-LpTBA

honor man wrote:that girl on the bud light drinkability commercials is so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQH45-LpTBA

She is quite cute. I know a lot of people who think otherwise, though.

well theyre fucked in the head then

i thought the weather would help... but Grossman... and then our D left the field halfway through the game.

Chicago looked like they could pull it off.

SF has a receiver with the same name as I do, and watching the Monday Night game, I keep hearing my name and looking over to see what Mike Tirico wants from me.

that's awesome.

i just want to see mike singletary flip the fuck out over and over. that's my kind of coach.

You might see that tonight. I've not seen a team want to lose as badly as SF does tonight. That shovel pass...holy fuck. Singletary dropping his pants at halftime is probably the least embarrassing thing associated with the 49ers this year.

fuck it would be so awesome if singletary dropped trou and started pissing in the gatorade.

And if he took a giant shit in Shaun Hill's helmet.

My god these last 45 seconds are so tragic they're funny.

Holy shit, the last set of downs started with 45 seconds on the clock, and it took them 25 seconds to spike the damn ball. Fucking pathetic. San Fran should be knocked down to college and try their luck with Stanford.

yeah, that shit was awesome. i even had to stop woeing because i was so distracted by the events of the game.

llllllllols everywhere.

did you guys ever see those "average iq of 'blank' " ads at the bottom of ESPN pages? theyre always so lame and obviously made up its hilarious. one just said "average iq of pittsburgh steelers fans=141"

yeah, thatll be the day

just refreshed. hahahha

conflict much?

I'd seen political ones that said that Barack Obama had an IQ of 124. And so did John McCain. And Sarah Palin.

great job eagles, you couldnt even beat the 1-8 bengals. bye bye, playoffs.

hahah those IQ things are so fake. palin can't even operate a fucking can opener.

i bet she gives a good blowjob though

maybe its not so fake after all...

^

honor man wrote:great job eagles, you couldnt even beat the 1-8 bengals. bye bye, playoffs.

It's not too often there is a tie in football...

honor man wrote:i bet she gives a good blowjob though

She's a dirty girl...