i had a semi-date tonight

Aristotle wrote:

xtine wrote:Either hit it or quit it.

my nigga

MOVE OVER, DEAR ABBEY

dear abbey sucks.

raggedy assed ho

ok, i tried to jump from the friends ladder to the mate ladder and likely fell into the abyss. but who wouldnt have in that situation? i was bamboozled.

Omni wrote:Eric, we should get guns and start practicing in case zombies come

Honor Kleinberger wrote:ok, i tried to jump from the friends ladder to the mate ladder and likely fell into the abyss. but who wouldnt have in that situation? i was bamboozled.

time to take her for a 'drive'

Aristotle wrote:

Honor Kleinberger wrote:ok, i tried to jump from the friends ladder to the mate ladder and likely fell into the abyss. but who wouldnt have in that situation? i was bamboozled.

time to take her for a 'drive'

Just don't forget to rape and kill her at some point during the drive.

naturally

And don't ever let her know this place exists.

its forever tainted, ill always be the guy she cheated on her bf with. the fact that i drunkenly spilled my heart to her when she didnt feel the same way at all is just salt on the wound. i dont expect to talk to her much at all in the future. funny how everything can come crashing down so quickly.

Honor Kleinberger wrote:its forever tainted, ill always be the guy she cheated on her bf with. the fact that i drunkenly spilled my heart to her when she didnt feel the same way at all is just salt on the wound. i dont expect to talk to her much at all in the future. funny how everything can come crashing down so quickly.

Jheez, what did you say?

asked her if she ever thought of dating me, if i asked her out, what would she say, that i didnt want her to end up with some douchebag. etc.

she said it was just a bad time to tell her all that. so i dont think its so much of anything im lacking (besides a career and decent job), just that she still has feelings for the bf. fuckin alcohol always fuckin shit up.

xtine wrote:Dude, seriously, I'd leave it alone, at least for right now. I've seen shit like this happen before --- boyfriend goes off to college or Iraq or wherever and girlfriend gets lonely, cuddles up to other guys, but doesn't know what she wants and winds up stomping all over them.

Either hit it or quit it.

xtine, you need to go straighten some of these bitches out. Xtine's Coast-to-Cost Bitch-Straightening Whistle-Stop Tour.

jayson, hold me

here's your next conversation with this girl:

'hey'

'hey'

'any whores around here?'

'dunno'

'later'

she just texted me and still wants to go bowling tomorrow. wtf man.

hahaha awesome.

act like you don't remember the other night.

and wear a wedding ring.

Honor Kleinberger wrote:jayson, hold me

From behind or face-to-face?

she is bringing one of her female friends who she says needs to have a good time because "boys are stupid" according to the text. she told me the other night she wanted to bring her also because she feels weird about the whole situtation. i really have no idea what to expect.

her - "bowling is on. donna needs 2 have a good time."

me-"why what happened?"

her-"boys are stupid"

me-"some, yeah"

and thats it. she didnt respond to the last one. almost seems spiteful and doing it out of guilt or feelings of obligation or something. maybe she will want to sever it all in person, i have no idea. if anything seems wrong or im getting dissed or something ill fucking walk out though. fuck that shit.

JaysonAych wrote:

Honor Kleinberger wrote:jayson, hold me

From behind or face-to-face?

do you even need to ask?

If you were a huge pussy like me that never spoke to girls you wouldn't have any of these problems.

usually i dont speak to them.

this is too complicated.

hit on her friend.

she claims she deleted her myspace because she didnt want it anymore and because "employers look at them too". bs? i dunno. seems like good timing if anything. im thinking this girl might be a bigger bitch then i let on, but im not sure. ill report back tomorrow.

confusing this is

i doubt the myspace thing has anything to do with you. if she wanted to avoid you, she'd just de-friend you and make her page private.

how's the friend look?

a hot little mulatto. who thinks im good looking. and plays wow. i bet she's gonna try to set me up with her or something.

Aristotle wrote:i doubt the myspace thing has anything to do with you. if she wanted to avoid you, she'd just de-friend you and make her page private.

yeah but if she did that she wouldnt be able to play it off as something else. if she deletes her whole profile and then says she did it because of some other reason she can get out of it without feeling too guilty i would imagine. but then if she was willing to go to those lengths to avoid me, why agree to go bowling? i dont know, fuck all this shit.

there was a son and father bull on a mountain the son tunred to the father and said lets run down there and fuck a cow

the father said no son lets walk down there and fuck them alll....

Honor Kleinberger wrote:a hot little mulatto. who thinks im good looking. and plays wow. i bet she's gonna try to set me up with her or something.

Fuck a girl that plays WOW. And by fuck I mean don't.

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

Where were you that day? That'd have been a master move

Ascona wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:

Omni wrote:

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

+1

You guys don't honestly think that works, do you?

it did in this movie i once saw on the internet

Did the movie involve corpses or dead girls you sick fuck?

The_Edge wrote:

Ascona wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:

Omni wrote:

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

+1

You guys don't honestly think that works, do you?

it did in this movie i once saw on the internet

Did the movie involve corpses or dead girls you sick fuck?

ban

dunnas wrote:If you were a huge pussy like me that never spoke to girls you wouldn't have any of these problems.

i had it work charms :)

JaysonAych wrote:

xtine wrote:Dude, seriously, I'd leave it alone, at least for right now. I've seen shit like this happen before --- boyfriend goes off to college or Iraq or wherever and girlfriend gets lonely, cuddles up to other guys, but doesn't know what she wants and winds up stomping all over them.

Either hit it or quit it.

xtine, you need to go straighten some of these bitches out. Xtine's Coast-to-Cost Bitch-Straightening Whistle-Stop Tour.

SUMMER OF 2009!!

no stress honor...

just go wit the flow.. see whats shes about.. hit on her friend. i bet shes the type where if another girl was showin u love she'd jump all over the chance to cockblock which will make u look even better. Then have her believe all the cock blockery she is doin is for something and just talk game to her. feed her drinks and by the end of the night she will be urs..

but dont do anything, u play hard to get... next time yall hang out the sexual tension will be so thick u can cut its wrist. then hate fuck her.

the night will go one of two ways man

1. both of the girls are in that lonely i need a man phase right now and they are lookin for massive amounts of attention. Ur sensitive side and the ease that they can talk to u will be a big plus when u go out. But dont be a woman either. Just make them laugh and get a lil tipsy if ur nervous talkin to her new friend. But srsly if she brings her friend u need to make sure her friend likes u.. well enough so her friend can reassure the chick u like now that its ok to do something with u.

2. they want somebody to just hear them complain about men while seeing u as a harmless cornball. And if they are gonna be like that run for the hills asap. They will confide in u and tell u soo much but let someone who catches their eye walk by, they will act like u arent there and later on force u to listen to more bullshit about their shitty lives and why they cant find the 'one' etc etc etc...

it seems like the girl is genuinely upset about her situation and her bringing her friend is a perfect opportunity for u to get in good wit her and seal the deal. I dont think she sees u as a scumbag or as a loser either, ur still on the fence. i say just wait and see how they act once u get there... go with ur instincts, u catch a stupid bitch vibe, bounce.

im just lettin u know some of the experiences ive been in and what has happened.. hope this helps

Honor Kleinberger wrote:

Aristotle wrote:i doubt the myspace thing has anything to do with you. if she wanted to avoid you, she'd just de-friend you and make her page private.

yeah but if she did that she wouldnt be able to play it off as something else. if she deletes her whole profile and then says she did it because of some other reason she can get out of it without feeling too guilty i would imagine. but then if she was willing to go to those lengths to avoid me, why agree to go bowling? i dont know, fuck all this shit.

she wouldn't bother playing it off as anything, because you'd never see her again, except at awkward moments outside of 7-11.

also, bang the friend.

she just cancelled. big surprise. i told her i got the vibe that she wants to go our seperate ways but she said she has just been confused and wants to stay friendly. fuck all this shit, im buying a fucking cat.