i had a semi-date tonight

all women are praying mantises.

every last one.

even the ugly ones.

The_Edge wrote:

Honor Kleinberger wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

xtine wrote:Honestly, she could be doing it for attention. There are some girls who just eat that shit up, all the while forgetting or not caring that some poor sap is thinking she's serious.

We had that happen to a friend of ours. This girl was flirting with him hardcore and having all these steamy conversations with him but wouldn't ever go on a date with him or anything. It sucked to hear all the shit she would pull on him.

I know a girl like that. She flirts with guys. She likes to reel them in. She flirts, talks about sex, brushes "accidentally" her boobs on their arm or whatever, etc. She won't date them and she is sooo afraid of people thinking she's with these guys. How do I know it? Well, she's my friend, so I get to know the stuff she does. She is actually very nice and funny. She is good to be around, except if you do the terrible mistake of getting interested in her. Then she will be so cold and dare I say, evil towards the poor bastard. She will try to hurt him. Why does she do this? I don't know.

Some of my friends say she does that for attention, but she actually hurts the guys, I think there's something more. The funny thing is that she's actually very vulnerable and easily hurted except when a guy likes her.

She does scare me a little bit, but hey, I am not interested in her so she's good to me, plus I get to see how far can girls go by studying her

what a bitch.

I think of her like a praying mantis.

All frail and easy to break and shit. But if you trust her and down your guard (and feel something for her), BOOM, there goes your head, in one swift move. Only that she cuts the head again...and again...and again. She's cold.

well do the right thing, and make her even colder.

this reminds me of that video with the guy that's talking to girls and finds out they have b/fs

'FUCK YOU'

smash

yeah, fuckin hilarious vid

The_Edge wrote:

Honor Kleinberger wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

xtine wrote:Honestly, she could be doing it for attention. There are some girls who just eat that shit up, all the while forgetting or not caring that some poor sap is thinking she's serious.

We had that happen to a friend of ours. This girl was flirting with him hardcore and having all these steamy conversations with him but wouldn't ever go on a date with him or anything. It sucked to hear all the shit she would pull on him.

I know a girl like that. She flirts with guys. She likes to reel them in. She flirts, talks about sex, brushes "accidentally" her boobs on their arm or whatever, etc. She won't date them and she is sooo afraid of people thinking she's with these guys. How do I know it? Well, she's my friend, so I get to know the stuff she does. She is actually very nice and funny. She is good to be around, except if you do the terrible mistake of getting interested in her. Then she will be so cold and dare I say, evil towards the poor bastard. She will try to hurt him. Why does she do this? I don't know.

Some of my friends say she does that for attention, but she actually hurts the guys, I think there's something more. The funny thing is that she's actually very vulnerable and easily hurted except when a guy likes her.

She does scare me a little bit, but hey, I am not interested in her so she's good to me, plus I get to see how far can girls go by studying her

what a bitch.

I think of her like a praying mantis.

All frail and easy to break and shit. But if you trust her and down your guard (and feel something for her), BOOM, there goes your head, in one swift move. Only that she cuts the head again...and again...and again. She's cold.

PEEKABOO@!!!!!


lordi, i hope he let his guard down for a second

wish everyone would just stop playing games..

life would be so much easier

Wookie 5.6 wrote:

Aristotle wrote:guapo has always been that way.

Only when I'm not getting any. Or going through ..........how do I say this without sounding like a bitch........ going through, um, uncool times that are related with the woes of relationships. "Heartbreak" to the layperson.

I was looking for something in the console of my truck this morning and found a card that Tattooed Italian gave me a while back. Fucking totally sunk my battleship man.

PATHETIC!SHUT THE HELL UP! :<_<:

milleniahead wrote:wish everyone would just stop playing games..

life would be so much easier

Amen...can't just enjoy being with someone. There's always gotta be some sort of shit going on below the surface.

Bluntman wrote:

Wookie 5.6 wrote:

Aristotle wrote:guapo has always been that way.

Only when I'm not getting any. Or going through ..........how do I say this without sounding like a bitch........ going through, um, uncool times that are related with the woes of relationships. "Heartbreak" to the layperson.

I was looking for something in the console of my truck this morning and found a card that Tattooed Italian gave me a while back. Fucking totally sunk my battleship man.

PATHETIC!SHUT THE HELL UP! :<_<:

Blow me. I'm through with my emo phase.

Fuck her

Ascona wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Honor Kleinberger wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

xtine wrote:Honestly, she could be doing it for attention. There are some girls who just eat that shit up, all the while forgetting or not caring that some poor sap is thinking she's serious.

We had that happen to a friend of ours. This girl was flirting with him hardcore and having all these steamy conversations with him but wouldn't ever go on a date with him or anything. It sucked to hear all the shit she would pull on him.

I know a girl like that. She flirts with guys. She likes to reel them in. She flirts, talks about sex, brushes "accidentally" her boobs on their arm or whatever, etc. She won't date them and she is sooo afraid of people thinking she's with these guys. How do I know it? Well, she's my friend, so I get to know the stuff she does. She is actually very nice and funny. She is good to be around, except if you do the terrible mistake of getting interested in her. Then she will be so cold and dare I say, evil towards the poor bastard. She will try to hurt him. Why does she do this? I don't know.

Some of my friends say she does that for attention, but she actually hurts the guys, I think there's something more. The funny thing is that she's actually very vulnerable and easily hurted except when a guy likes her.

She does scare me a little bit, but hey, I am not interested in her so she's good to me, plus I get to see how far can girls go by studying her

what a bitch.

I think of her like a praying mantis.

All frail and easy to break and shit. But if you trust her and down your guard (and feel something for her), BOOM, there goes your head, in one swift move. Only that she cuts the head again...and again...and again. She's cold.

PEEKABOO@!!!!!


lordi, i hope he let his guard down for a second

:whatever:

milleniahead wrote:wish everyone would just stop playing games..

life would be so much easier

I agree. It'd make everything so much better...

update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

rape her

Honor Kleinberger wrote:rape her

Looking back at my post, other than some typos, it still makes sense. Only the typos and some unconnected thoughts (so it'd be all business?), it doesn't look like a drunk post...

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

if i were you, i'd kill myself. and slowly, too. just the most slow, mutherfucking painful death one could get, but with no way out. . . something like getting HIV, or something. but by blood transfusion.


seriously?

if i were you, i'd do what i just described. but with no drugs inzvolved.





seriously? yes.

Eric, we should get guns and start practicing in case zombies come

Ascona wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

if i were you, i'd kill myself. and slowly, too. just the most slow, mutherfucking painful death one could get, but with no way out. . . something like getting HIV, or something. but by blood transfusion.


seriously?

if i were you, i'd do what i just described. but with no drugs inzvolved.





seriously? yes.

That was a productive post.

Turbofrog wrote:

Ascona wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

if i were you, i'd kill myself. and slowly, too. just the most slow, mutherfucking painful death one could get, but with no way out. . . something like getting HIV, or something. but by blood transfusion.


seriously?

if i were you, i'd do what i just described. but with no drugs inzvolved.





seriously? yes.

That was a productive post.

thanks

Ascona wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

if i were you, i'd kill myself. and slowly, too. just the most slow, mutherfucking painful death one could get, but with no way out. . . something like getting HIV, or something. but by blood transfusion.


seriously?

if i were you, i'd do what i just described. but with no drugs inzvolved.





seriously? yes.

:whatever:

The_Edge wrote:

Ascona wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

if i were you, i'd kill myself. and slowly, too. just the most slow, mutherfucking painful death one could get, but with no way out. . . something like getting HIV, or something. but by blood transfusion.


seriously?

if i were you, i'd do what i just described. but with no drugs inzvolved.





seriously? yes.

:whatever:

faggot

i wanted to say fag first, but then i figured "fags at least give enjoyment to some". . . . so i added the "got", just to make it more fitting . . .

the got adds meaning

Ascona wrote:i wanted to say fag first, but then i figured "fags at least give enjoyment to some". . . . so i added the "got", just to make it more fitting . . .

:whatever:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

+1

Omni wrote:

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

+1

You guys don't honestly think that works, do you?

You guys need to put together a book on dating.

And hand it out to Chinese people. Overpopulation will be a thing of the past!

OK OK OK... when you see a girl you like, you need to slap her ass, rub her crotch, point at your penis.... call her a whore, and you're guaranteed to get some.

Now I REALLY want to meet the Doc.

TheWoerus wrote:

Omni wrote:

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

+1

You guys don't honestly think that works, do you?

it did in this movie i once saw on the internet

so i hung out with her again on sat. went drinking with her and a few friends. i was sitting next to her at one place, we were both loaded, and she kept leaning on my shoulder and shit, and then got her face closer to mine until we kissed a little bit. ok so i was ecstatic inside at this point obv. her friend also told me she was asking what she thought about me in the bathroom and that she thinks she likes me but needs time to get over the iraq bf. so then later when im waiting for my brother to come and pick me up im sitting there on the curb with her, holding her hand and all, and i told her i liked her, which she said took her by surprise. and also that she didnt know what she wanted and the bf just left and she needs time to get over it. so then the next day she said she was very depressed, etc like she cheated on him and all. i wouldnt have told her how i felt but a. i was drunk and b. we fucking hooked up in the bar so i felt like i was given the green light in a way. she initiated it too. leaning on me and bringing her face close to mine and all. she even admitted that. so now i think the whole thing might just be too awkward and i might have to break it off completely, as much as it will hurt. she also deleted her myspace last night, im thinking maybe as a way to break off contact with me but not to have to defriend me and then have me asking why, etc. but we were going to go bowling on tues, so i guess ill find out if she wants to go our separate ways or not. but im getting that vibe. anyway, woe. woe, woe, woe.


guapo was right.

Honor Kleinberger wrote:so i hung out with her again on sat. went drinking with her and a few friends. i was sitting next to her at one place, we were both loaded, and she kept leaning on my shoulder and shit, and then got her face closer to mine until we kissed a little bit. ok so i was ecstatic inside at this point obv. her friend also told me she was asking what she thought about me in the bathroom and that she thinks she likes me but needs time to get over the iraq bf. so then later when im waiting for my brother to come and pick me up im sitting there on the curb with her, holding her hand and all, and i told her i liked her, which she said took her by surprise. and also that she didnt know what she wanted and the bf just left and she needs time to get over it. so then the next day she said she was very depressed, etc like she cheated on him and all. i wouldnt have told her how i felt but a. i was drunk and b. we fucking hooked up in the bar so i felt like i was given the green light in a way. she initiated it too. leaning on me and bringing her face close to mine and all. she even admitted that. so now i think the whole thing might just be too awkward and i might have to break it off completely, as much as it will hurt. she also deleted her myspace last night, im thinking maybe as a way to break off contact with me but not to have to defriend me and then have me asking why, etc. but we were going to go bowling on tues, so i guess ill find out if she wants to go our separate ways or not. but im getting that vibe. anyway, woe. woe, woe, woe.


guapo was right.

Man, that's like reading a random page from the history of wally. I would suggest breaking it off. You can't just be friends with her now. At least as long as your single. It'll just be painful. She's not going to go for it. She'll end up feeling too guilty about the BF / Iraq thing no matter what you do. Sorry man. But I honestly think the best bet is to just let it all go.

it would be fucking great if things would just work out well for a change.

at least u will kno something concrete instead of wondering "maybe if"

TheWoerus wrote:

Omni wrote:

milleniahead wrote:

The_Edge wrote:update:

I was talking to praying mantis today (just a friend..). My hand accidentally touched her leg. She didn't do shit, so I didn't as well. Since she didn't mind, and I was (and still am) drunk, I touched her other leg with my other hand... she didn't do shit. So I kept touching her legs.

I don't know if I was an idiot for not trying to go furthrt. Thoughts? Would you have tried anything else?

I know she knows I know she's a mantis, so it'd be all business? Hmmm

shoulda just start rubbing her crotch. if all else fails a good ole crotch rub will open the flood gates... just act like u r having fun rubbin her legs then just shoot one finger up her snatch like a rocket.

+1

You guys don't honestly think that works, do you?

yes and after i ram my finger up there im finger punching her knob of love until she busts.

Dude, seriously, I'd leave it alone, at least for right now. I've seen shit like this happen before --- boyfriend goes off to college or Iraq or wherever and girlfriend gets lonely, cuddles up to other guys, but doesn't know what she wants and winds up stomping all over them.

Either hit it or quit it.

"college, or iraq"

Ascona wrote:"college, or iraq"

Those are the two most common things.

xtine wrote:

Ascona wrote:"college, or iraq"

Those are the two most common things.

yeah, i know, but it sounds so interchangeable . . like it's all quite the same . . .

xtine wrote:Either hit it or quit it.

my nigga