Re: The Not-So-New Movie Thread

by Honor Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:53 am

Talon wrote:
Aristotle wrote:
honor man wrote:but the two worst comedians are dane cook and carlos mencia. cant stand those guys. especially mencia..

i haven't actually seen a dane cook performance, save for a 30 sec clip here or there. mencia sucks and joe rogen made him look like a fool.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7841918711943453918

lulz yea, Rogan pwned Mencia.

A buddy of mine gave me some some comedy CD's a few weeks ago: Jim Gaffagon, Dane Cook, and Katt Williams. All were about an hour long. The fore-most, and aft-most were hysterical. Middle, not so much. I think I laughed three times during that hour of Dane. ffffffffffffffuck that guy

yeah jim gaffigan is one funny motherfucker. i havent heard too much of katt williams though besides what he did in gta4.

by Omni Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:44 am

I've always thought Mencia sucked. Fuck that guy

by Aristotle Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:43 pm

Omni wrote:I've always thought Mencia sucked. Fuck that guy

fuck yeah.

mob scene :talon2:

by VS Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:00 pm

Louis CK is my #1 comedian right now. I love that miserable fuck.

by Aristotle Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:32 pm

**your browser has highlighted 'miserable'**

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>> Results 1 - 10 of about 10,600,000 for louis ck. (0.12 seconds)

>>http://www.louisck.net/

>>bookmarked

by Aristotle Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:32 pm

what a great script

by JaysonAych Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:15 pm

VS wrote:Louis CK is my #1 comedian right now. I love that miserable fuck.

He is great...I loved his last album.

A lot of my favorites are kind of in a lull it seems...I haven't see too many put out new albums. I saw that Joe Rogan just had a special on Spike and he's got some uncensored yootoob clips on his site.

by SBF Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:46 am

VS wrote:Louis CK is my #1 comedian right now. I love that miserable fuck.

+1 He is probably my favorite Stand-up comedian.

I love his whole deal on the word "Faggot"

by Swerve Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:06 am

Shooter was good.

I watched Harold and Kumar 2 the other night. Was very afraid because the first one had a low key plot made great, so the title of the sequel implied terrible misjudgement. But it was actually great.

I want to go to a bottomless party.

by dunnas Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:29 am

Yeah, the whole actual escaping part didn't take up much of the movie. Very Happy

by Swerve Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:10 am

I bought it at JB last weekend, along with a few other (so far great) movies I had also not seen:

Shoot'em Up (the consistent ridiculousness makes it easier on the brain)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (very different kind of Western)

The Heartbreak Kid (like Something About Mary only not as funny but with some consolation nudity from this blonde)

Sukiyaki Western Drango (haven't watched yet but looks promising)

Driven (have seen before - no good, but I must collect all car movies)

Shoot'em Up has an amazing scene involving an unbuckling of seatbelt followed by intentional head on with van full of evil doers. I've never seen anything quite so over the top, with the possible exception of every other scene in the movie. Everyone has to like Clive Owen, although Monica Belucci is irritable for leaving her clothes on.

by SBF Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:56 pm

Clive Owen is awesome.

by Tailhappy Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:32 pm

Nick Swardson is on right now. Funny motherfucker as well. Especially his stand up, not his recurring gay roller skater role on Reno 911.

by Turbojett Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:42 pm

JaysonAych wrote:I'll admit that I like some of Dane Cook's stuff. Certainly no comedic great by any means, but he makes me laugh, especially his older stuff. He gets more intolerable as the years go by. Mencia, however, can suck a dick.

He was okay in Mr. Brooks, but then again he wasn't trying to be funny.

by xtine Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:20 am

I finally watched "Hancock." Meh.

by dunnas Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:08 am

It starts out kind of ok but then the twist and the rest of the movie is crap. Mad

by xtine Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:56 am

Yeah, the second half of the movie was totally not what I was expecting and not in a good way. They should've stuck with the drunken debauchery hero thing. :curses:

by Aristotle Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:13 pm

i can't bring myself to watch that movie.

by Tailhappy Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:17 pm

I'm gonna watch I Am Legend tonight. With Rifftrax commentary ^_^

by JaysonAych Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:54 pm

I Am Legend sucked. The Rifftrax thing might help, but I'm not sure even that would save it.

by dunnas Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:04 am

I am legend is nother movie that started out ok and then lost the plot. Damn Will Smith. :curses:

by Tailhappy Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:04 am

JaysonAych wrote:I Am Legend sucked. The Rifftrax thing might help, but I'm not sure even that would save it.

The point is not to save it, but to point out it's suckiness.

by Pennzoil GT-R Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:35 am

im going to watch raging bull later :)

by xtine Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:20 am

Benfolio wrote:I'm gonna watch I Am Legend tonight. With Rifftrax commentary

The book was so much better.

by xtine Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:20 am

Speaking of Will Smith, we watched "Bad Boys" last week. I'd forgotten how awesome Will Smith and Martin Lawrence were in their primes.

by Honor Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:39 pm

I hated the part in I am Legend when he had to kill his dog. Woe

by dunnas Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:34 pm

Yeah, that's the point it went downhill.

by JaysonAych Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:40 pm

xtine wrote:Speaking of Will Smith, we watched "Bad Boys" last week. I'd forgotten how awesome Will Smith and Martin Lawrence were in their primes.

That was a good flick. I even liked Bad Boys 2.

by JaysonAych Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:40 pm

Benfolio wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:I Am Legend sucked. The Rifftrax thing might help, but I'm not sure even that would save it.

The point is not to save it, but to point out it's suckiness.

So how do they talk through the whole movie without taking a breath?

by Turbojett Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:31 pm

I liked Legend alright. It wasn't amazing, but I don't think it sucked, aside from the ending. They should have ended it like the book did.

by SBF Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:18 pm

Just watched Wanted. Not a horrible movie. Definitely a twist though.

Angelina Jolie is still good looking in a used out hooker sort of way.

by Aristotle Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:40 am

yeah, i was entertained by wanted. jolie needs a sandwich, though.

by SBF Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:14 am

Just watched Miracle at St. Anna. I just got to say wow, Spike Lee out did himself. That was a great movie.

by xtine Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:39 am

Aristotle wrote:yeah, i was entertained by wanted. jolie needs a sandwich, though.

Srsly.

by Talon Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:31 am

Aristotle wrote:yeah, i was entertained by wanted. jolie needs a sandwich, though.

Spoiler:

by thewalrus Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:20 am

I didn't like Wanted. A little too violent.

by VS Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:21 am

You guys should check out In Bruges, great movie.

by Aristotle Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:57 am

in bruges was awesome.

by Aristotle Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:57 am

Talon wrote:
Aristotle wrote:yeah, i was entertained by wanted. jolie needs a sandwich, though.

Spoiler:

i wholeheartedly agree.

by Honor Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:53 pm

thewalrus wrote:I didn't like Wanted. A little too violent.

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