FML - F*** My Life

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:

thewalrus wrote:You know what? no, this attitude fucking pisses me off. The hundreds.. no, thousands of kids that my g/f helps, literally saving their lives . That's bullshit right? Not a fucking clue what's going on right? Don't know anything about what's wrong with their bodies right?

Sorry if you had a bad experience with a doctor. That doesn't mean for a second that they don't know anything (hey lets generalize some more!). Yeah, some cases are puzzle. Sometimes they can't help. That's life. We don't know everything there is to know about the human body, and it's doubtful we ever will. Illness and disease outpaces medical research hand over fist.

And it's 8 years of school plus a lot more if they specialize. Not 7 years.

you get so fucking defensive over her, but you wouldnt say a word if someone said something about you. you need to start wearing the trousers man

Dude when was your last healthy relationship? One based in trust and holding your other half's back, and knowing she would do the same for you?

"Getting lots of pussy" does not count.

look at you man. sbf posts something much more serious and wally and i just leave it at that and offer our condolences instead. shows what kind of person you are

Benfolio wrote:Gonna go listen to Brick.

Omni wrote:Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

Omni wrote:Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

JaysonAych wrote:

Omni wrote:Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

That's where you tell a detailed story about how you tortured and murdered the kids in the most grisly fashion with full details. End it with the police catching you and putting you in the chair, saying you'd do it again and again before they flip the switch.

JaysonAych wrote:

Omni wrote:Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

That's where you tell a detailed story about how you tortured and murdered the kids in the most grisly fashion with full details. End it with the police catching you and putting you in the chair, saying you'd do it again and again before they flip the switch.