do any of you belong to any online dating sites?

Wookie 5.6 wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Turbofrog wrote:You can probably learn a lot more about someone from a summary glance at a profile than you can from seeing them at a dark, loud bar in person.

But you can lie so much online...

"I am a hot blonde with big boobs who is open, easy going and fun. I like to have a good time". (Insert my space angle here)

What you get: http://www.chubbyheaven.com/98/fat-milfs/fat-busty-blonde-milf-daphne.html

Or for guys.. "Tall, nice Belgian guy, very friendly, looking for a healthy relationship". You get... ascona... and you also get killed and your corpse hidden on his fridge for his future pleasure

Why is ROD cruising around on chubbyheaven.com? Hm?

good one

Actually I put blonde + big boobs + eewwwww on a search engine

you added "eewwww" in a search query? that's gay.

Used lavalife for a bit. Found the current s/o there. Worked out well for me. Pay for it though, the free ones are shit I found.

TheWoerus wrote:Used lavalife for a bit. Found the current s/o there. Worked out well for me. Pay for it though, the free ones are shit I found.

It really depends on which free one you use. There are a decent amount of good looking chicks on okcupid and paying doesn't necessarily mean you'll have any success at all. This dude I work with is 40 and he signed up for match.com for 3 months and got mostly only fatties. He isn't fat at all but it didn't seem to matter.

and by lavalife wally means miraclewhiplife

eharmony is sending me heaps of bullshit messages. "a girl from Belgium, pennsylvania"

Omni wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:Used lavalife for a bit. Found the current s/o there. Worked out well for me. Pay for it though, the free ones are shit I found.

It really depends on which free one you use. There are a decent amount of good looking chicks on okcupid and paying doesn't necessarily mean you'll have any success at all. This dude I work with is 40 and he signed up for match.com for 3 months and got mostly only fatties. He isn't fat at all but it didn't seem to matter.

Maybe. I went on Plenty of Fish for a bit. Quickly ended that bullshit. Only had one date from the whole thing... Picasso girl.

TheWoerus wrote:

Omni wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:Used lavalife for a bit. Found the current s/o there. Worked out well for me. Pay for it though, the free ones are shit I found.

It really depends on which free one you use. There are a decent amount of good looking chicks on okcupid and paying doesn't necessarily mean you'll have any success at all. This dude I work with is 40 and he signed up for match.com for 3 months and got mostly only fatties. He isn't fat at all but it didn't seem to matter.

Maybe. I went on Plenty of Fish for a bit. Quickly ended that bullshit. Only had one date from the whole thing... Picasso girl.

Yeah, I'm talking to one chick from okcupid right now but she's more likely to be a friend if anything at all. She has at least one kid anyway.

chicks with kids put out.

Aristotle wrote:chicks with kids put out.

Yeah, they can't really lie about their sexual history like a lot of chicks do.

SWM looking for a chick with a blown out vag. holland tunnel tattoo a +

Aristotle wrote:chicks with kids put out.

haha like stretch marks girl from undergrad.

3 kids from 3 different men. I think she was married once too. She wanted me bad...I kind of figured the odds were pretty good that she was inept at birth control though, and she wasn't terribly attractive.

Still, she volunteered to be a fuck buddy on a couple of occasions.

TheWoerus wrote:

Aristotle wrote:chicks with kids put out.

haha like stretch marks girl from undergrad.

I kind of figured the odds were pretty good that she was inept at birth control though

That would be my concern

Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

better sew that shit back up

Omni wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:

Aristotle wrote:chicks with kids put out.

haha like stretch marks girl from undergrad.

I kind of figured the odds were pretty good that she was inept at birth control though

That would be my concern

Yeah. And while having an unexpected child with any woman would be a terrifying event... having one with stretch marks girl would be a special sort of unending nightmare.

xtine wrote:Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

So not only do women look forward to a blown out vag, but also pissing themselves uncontrollably?

Yeah, I can see why some women really want to have kids

Actually, this explains this big rash of lunatic bitches killing pregnant women and cutting open them open to get the fetuses and pretend its their kid. I thought they were out of their minds, but maybe they're just thinking logically about their hoohahs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpt6dkZPppI

TheWoerus wrote:

Omni wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:

Aristotle wrote:chicks with kids put out.

haha like stretch marks girl from undergrad.

I kind of figured the odds were pretty good that she was inept at birth control though

That would be my concern

Yeah. And while having an unexpected child with any woman would be a terrifying event... having one with stretch marks girl would be a special sort of unending nightmare.

I don't even know what I'd do. It would be so awful I can't even begin to imagine.

JaysonAych wrote:

xtine wrote:Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

So not only do women look forward to a blown out vag, but also pissing themselves uncontrollably?

Yeah, I can see why some women really want to have kids

Actually, this explains this big rash of lunatic bitches killing pregnant women and cutting open them open to get the fetuses and pretend its their kid. I thought they were out of their minds, but maybe they're just thinking logically about their hoohahs.

Srsly. IF I ever get around to have our obligatory kid, C-section all the way. I like my vag just the way it is, thank you very much.

xtine wrote:

JaysonAych wrote:

xtine wrote:Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

So not only do women look forward to a blown out vag, but also pissing themselves uncontrollably?

Yeah, I can see why some women really want to have kids

Actually, this explains this big rash of lunatic bitches killing pregnant women and cutting open them open to get the fetuses and pretend its their kid. I thought they were out of their minds, but maybe they're just thinking logically about their hoohahs.

Srsly. IF I ever get around to have our obligatory kid, C-section all the way. I like my vag just the way it is, thank you very much.

Haha, I'm in no rush to have kids either. Luckily I don't have to worry because nobody wants to have them with me anyway.

Omni wrote:

xtine wrote:

JaysonAych wrote:

xtine wrote:Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

So not only do women look forward to a blown out vag, but also pissing themselves uncontrollably?

Yeah, I can see why some women really want to have kids

Actually, this explains this big rash of lunatic bitches killing pregnant women and cutting open them open to get the fetuses and pretend its their kid. I thought they were out of their minds, but maybe they're just thinking logically about their hoohahs.

Srsly. IF I ever get around to have our obligatory kid, C-section all the way. I like my vag just the way it is, thank you very much.

Haha, I'm in no rush to have kids either. Luckily I don't have to worry because nobody wants to have them with me anyway.

From the time we got engaged about two years ago until now, only ONE person has said, "It's okay if you never have kids." It's ridiculous. And, now that Storm is 31, people are freaking out even more because they forget I'm only 24. But whatever.

My sister-in-law is only a year older than I am and she's already going on about nurseries and baby bumps and stuff. She's already planned her wedding and the boyfriend hasn't even proposed yet. (I think he's currently saving up for a ring.) I just don't get that.

milleniahead wrote:better sew that shit back up

Flip the doctor a Franklin and tell him to put a couple extra stitches in.

Omni wrote:

xtine wrote:

JaysonAych wrote:

xtine wrote:Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

So not only do women look forward to a blown out vag, but also pissing themselves uncontrollably?

Yeah, I can see why some women really want to have kids

Actually, this explains this big rash of lunatic bitches killing pregnant women and cutting open them open to get the fetuses and pretend its their kid. I thought they were out of their minds, but maybe they're just thinking logically about their hoohahs.

Srsly. IF I ever get around to have our obligatory kid, C-section all the way. I like my vag just the way it is, thank you very much.

Haha, I'm in no rush to have kids either. Luckily I don't have to worry because nobody wants to have them with me anyway.

Haha, the grass is always greener... My g/f wants to have kids; I want her to fuck off.

xtine wrote:

Omni wrote:

xtine wrote:

JaysonAych wrote:

xtine wrote:Some women become incontinent after childbirth because everything is so loose and stretched out down there.

Just a thought.

So not only do women look forward to a blown out vag, but also pissing themselves uncontrollably?

Yeah, I can see why some women really want to have kids

Actually, this explains this big rash of lunatic bitches killing pregnant women and cutting open them open to get the fetuses and pretend its their kid. I thought they were out of their minds, but maybe they're just thinking logically about their hoohahs.

Srsly. IF I ever get around to have our obligatory kid, C-section all the way. I like my vag just the way it is, thank you very much.

Haha, I'm in no rush to have kids either. Luckily I don't have to worry because nobody wants to have them with me anyway.

From the time we got engaged about two years ago until now, only ONE person has said, "It's okay if you never have kids." It's ridiculous. And, now that Storm is 31, people are freaking out even more because they forget I'm only 24. But whatever.

My sister-in-law is only a year older than I am and she's already going on about nurseries and baby bumps and stuff. She's already planned her wedding and the boyfriend hasn't even proposed yet. (I think he's currently saving up for a ring.) I just don't get that.

I think a lot of chicks just want to get married, just so they can say they're married. It's some little hope/ dream thing ever since they were little and the husband is the least important and final piece to the puzzle. Any truth to that (and I don't mean you, just in general)?

Oh no, there are chicks that are TOTALLY like that. They have this vision of marriage in their heads of a perfect life where every moment is cherished and sweet. Anyone who's been in a long-term relationship knows otherwise, haha, and regardless of what you think, marriage ALWAYS changes your relationship, in some way or another.

One of our roommate's friends actually got engaged recently because his gf was threatening to break up with him if he didn't. It's so fucked. If a couple don't see eye-to-eye on marriage and kids after some time, they're better off finding someone else; if you force someone to take a step like that, some part of them will always resent you for that and it'll eat at them until the day they die.

Reality is never as fun as the fantasy.

taht sounds great. i should force aris into marriage.

I don't think you'd have to force him into anything.

people who fantasize about the whole marriage thing and say they want the 2 and half kids and picket fence thing gets me sick.

i love when life bitchslaps people in the face. i kno this girl who wants to get preggo right now because she says her time is running out.. bitch is only 24. she has a bf but they dont even live together, they both live at home.. how come she wants a kid right now when they cant even support themselves.. it makes no sense. she thinks everythign will just work out somehow..

tv and movies have ruined women.

Dude, everyone is constantly telling me, "YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING. You'll want a baby ANY DAY NOW."

Ummm, okay. Sure. Except when I see kids, I see the temper tantrums and snot and diarrhea and crying and stretch marks and all the disgusting parts of being pregnant and hormonal pissy fits and paying for college. I mean, I'm glad there are people out there who believe being a parent is great but I just can't say I feel the same. If I ever decide to have a kid, great. If not, leave me the fuck alone.

xtine wrote:Dude, everyone is constantly telling me, "YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING. You'll want a baby ANY DAY NOW."

Ummm, okay. Sure. Except when I see kids, I see the temper tantrums and snot and diarrhea and crying and stretch marks and all the disgusting parts of being pregnant and hormonal pissy fits and paying for college. I mean, I'm glad there are people out there who believe being a parent is great but I just can't say I feel the same. If I ever decide to have a kid, great. If not, leave me the fuck alone.

+1...

my girl is starting to talk about baby talk and the such and we arent even enagaged.. WTF.. i told her the next time she mentions baby im going to start to strap up. shes gettin envious cause a lot fo peopel we know are gettin preggo or gettin married and she feels left out..

why the fk me LOORRDDD fkn whores

Just get her one of those little robot realistic babies. After a week, she'll be cured.

I'd be all like Seth Rogan in "Knocked Up," swinging that bitch around in public and bouncing its head off glass display cases and shit.

i like babies. we have to have hot chicks in 16 years too. .

xtine wrote:Just get her one of those little robot realistic babies. After a week, she'll be cured.

I'd be all like Seth Rogan in "Knocked Up," swinging that bitch around in public and bouncing its head off glass display cases and shit.

they have those?

milleniahead wrote:

xtine wrote:Dude, everyone is constantly telling me, "YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING. You'll want a baby ANY DAY NOW."

Ummm, okay. Sure. Except when I see kids, I see the temper tantrums and snot and diarrhea and crying and stretch marks and all the disgusting parts of being pregnant and hormonal pissy fits and paying for college. I mean, I'm glad there are people out there who believe being a parent is great but I just can't say I feel the same. If I ever decide to have a kid, great. If not, leave me the fuck alone.

+1...

my girl is starting to talk about baby talk and the such and we arent even enagaged.. WTF.. i told her the next time she mentions baby im going to start to strap up. shes gettin envious cause a lot fo peopel we know are gettin preggo or gettin married and she feels left out..

why the fk me LOORRDDD fkn whores

ahahaha join the club man. Join the club.

jesus. you're gonna be dent minus the cars.