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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:09 am

:screamo: :screamo:

Wally sez: That's IT! I'm showering in the pool change room.

Female Janitorial staff sez: :wtfsoliz?:
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:30 am

you have a pool?!?!
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:36 am

Aristotle wrote:you have a pool?!?!

It's the only reason I stay here. It's actually nice because hardly anyone uses it.
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:43 am

:curses:
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:44 am

i don't think there's a single pool in seattle.

and when i lived in boston, the complex had a pool, but it was outdoors and monopolized by gross people. :undies:
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:45 am

Aristotle wrote:i don't think there's a single pool in seattle.

and when i lived in boston, the complex had a pool, but it was outdoors and monopolized by gross people. :undies:

Who needs a pool when you have an Ocean!!
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:46 am

But yeah, this one is indoors, long enough for real laps (though not Olympic size). Nice, clean change rooms, and hot showers.

The only thing it's missing is a sauna.
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:10 pm

The community we're buying a house in has a pool. It's pretty nice too.

Our gym has a really nice indoor pool. Each locker room has a sauna too.
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:25 pm

xtine wrote:Each locker room has a sauna too.

mere words can't express the incredible sense of loathing I have for you and your sauna at this time.
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:53 pm

thewalrus wrote:
xtine wrote:Each locker room has a sauna too.

mere words can't express the incredible sense of loathing I have for you and your sauna at this time.

I haven't actually used it yet. Or the locker room for that matter. I just change into my gym clothes at work before heading over.
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:02 pm

thewalrus wrote:
xtine wrote:Each locker room has a sauna too.

mere words can't express the incredible sense of loathing I have for you and your sauna at this time.

you both stink!

STINK!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:17 pm

Aristotle wrote:
thewalrus wrote:
xtine wrote:Each locker room has a sauna too.

mere words can't express the incredible sense of loathing I have for you and your sauna at this time.

you both stink!

STINK!

Yeah, well YOU SUCK.:smelly:
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:29 pm

the war of words heats up.
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:14 pm

xtine wrote:
Aristotle wrote:
thewalrus wrote:
xtine wrote:Each locker room has a sauna too.

mere words can't express the incredible sense of loathing I have for you and your sauna at this time.

you both stink!

STINK!

Yeah, well YOU SUCK.:smelly:

doesn't make you STINK less!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:15 pm

Aristotle wrote:
xtine wrote:
Aristotle wrote:
thewalrus wrote:
xtine wrote:Each locker room has a sauna too.

mere words can't express the incredible sense of loathing I have for you and your sauna at this time.

you both stink!

STINK!

Yeah, well YOU SUCK.:smelly:

doesn't make you STINK less!

doesn't make you SUCK less!
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:20 pm

STINKY FACE!
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:23 pm

Oh the HUMANITY!
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:38 pm

how's your desk space, MR STINKYFACE?!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:38 pm

HOW'S YOUR DESK SPACE, MR STINKY MCSTINKINGTON!
OH I WENT THERE.


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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:58 pm

mine smells like freshly roasted coffee beans and hazelnut. -_-
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:11 pm

:smelly:

Stinky McStinkington!
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:12 pm

^^^^^
glue


<<<<< rubber
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:13 pm

^^^^^
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:12 pm

Aristotle wrote:how's your desk space, MR STINKYFACE?!

It smells like the poos of a thousand gas station restroom... visitors.... who went in there to poo.... and then didn't clean up effectively....thereby creating a bad smell....
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:29 pm

mmmm...stinky
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:30 pm

Aristotle wrote:mmmm...stinky

Nobody's sending me any emails! arrrggggggrrrahhh
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:32 pm

me, either. Woe
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:39 pm

there, I sent myself one. yay!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:40 pm

I sent you one! :perv:
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:43 pm

It was a good email!
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Post by Aristotle Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:05 pm

hey wtf :smelly:
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:06 pm

:roflmao: You're missing out, Aris!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:06 pm

BECAUSE YOU SUCK.
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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:12 pm

Someone get ARIS in on THE emails!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:13 pm

I have his e-mail address!!! sucky@mcsuckington.com
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Post by Pennzoil GT-R Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:15 pm

thewalrus wrote:But yeah, this one is indoors, long enough for real laps (though not Olympic size). Nice, clean change rooms, and hot showers.

The only thing it's missing is a sauna.

i shouldnt imagine any company anywhere has one. olympic pools are fucking huge

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Post by thewalrus Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:16 pm

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:
thewalrus wrote:But yeah, this one is indoors, long enough for real laps (though not Olympic size). Nice, clean change rooms, and hot showers.

The only thing it's missing is a sauna.

i shouldnt imagine any company anywhere has one. olympic pools are fucking huge

We had one at my undergrad university, where I always swam in Lethbridge. So I got used to it. On the plus side I can do many more laps here, so I must be getting healthier!
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Post by xtine Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:17 pm

This one car dealership owner that my dad knew had an Olympic sized pool in his house. And an elevator. And two bowling lanes. I think he owns most of the major car dealerships in my hometown now.
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Post by VS Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:23 pm

Bowling lanes in houses are weird.
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