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Post by JaysonAych Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:10 am

http://jalopnik.com/400143/uk-businessman-decapitates-self-with-aston-martin-db7

According to the court, Mellin tied one end of a rope to a tree, climbed into his DB7 and wrapped the other end around his neck. Mellin then jammed the pedal down on the $173,000 car, driving into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death. Police found his headless body still in the driving seat and his head on the back seat.
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Post by TheWoerus Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:09 am

aaaahahaha they filed it under "offbeat news"! Classy.
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Post by milleniahead Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:40 am

breakneck speeds!
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Post by Aristotle Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:36 pm

milleniahead wrote:breakneck speeds!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by Aristotle Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:43 pm

from a dead dig, it looks like the aston finished ahead.

:unsure:
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Post by Honor Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:36 pm

TheWoerus wrote:aaaahahaha they filed it under "offbeat news"! Classy.

:roflmao:
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Post by Honor Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:37 pm

guillotine in the woods guy stills the king though
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Post by JaysonAych Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:00 pm

Aston Martwin :talon2:
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Post by Omni Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:12 am

My favorite is the guy who shot himself in the head in the desert and had balloons tied to the gun. It's too bad that one didn't work out as planned.
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Post by milleniahead Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:14 am

Omni wrote:My favorite is the guy who shot himself in the head in the desert and had balloons tied to the gun. It's too bad that one didn't work out as planned.

why the gun?

why not attach enough balloons to his head and have his head cut off then have it float away..

now that is awesome.
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Post by Omni Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:18 am

milleniahead wrote:
Omni wrote:My favorite is the guy who shot himself in the head in the desert and had balloons tied to the gun. It's too bad that one didn't work out as planned.

why the gun?

why not attach enough balloons to his head and have his head cut off then have it float away..

now that is awesome.

He wanted to make it look like he was murdered and didn't commit suicide but the balloons got stuck on a cactus a short distance away.
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Post by VS Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:52 am

I like the guy that built a robot and had it shoot himself in his driveway
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Post by xtine Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:34 am

:yeech:
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Post by milleniahead Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:58 am

Omni wrote:
milleniahead wrote:
Omni wrote:My favorite is the guy who shot himself in the head in the desert and had balloons tied to the gun. It's too bad that one didn't work out as planned.

why the gun?

why not attach enough balloons to his head and have his head cut off then have it float away..

now that is awesome.

He wanted to make it look like he was murdered and didn't commit suicide but the balloons got stuck on a cactus a short distance away.

+1 for effort
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Post by Omni Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:00 pm

milleniahead wrote:
Omni wrote:
milleniahead wrote:
Omni wrote:My favorite is the guy who shot himself in the head in the desert and had balloons tied to the gun. It's too bad that one didn't work out as planned.

why the gun?

why not attach enough balloons to his head and have his head cut off then have it float away..

now that is awesome.

He wanted to make it look like he was murdered and didn't commit suicide but the balloons got stuck on a cactus a short distance away.

+1 for effort

I know, he should have done it out in a boat on the ocean or something
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