more proof that china is a joke

YESSS!!!!

i can picture bob costas at the olympics reporting for nbc:

'well, folks, it appears a swarm of locusts has carried off shawn johnson and, with her, america's dream for a gold medal in women's gymnastics.'

meanwhile the creature from the green lagoon will eat the rowers from the regatta.

I'm still fucking amazed they let the games go there with their human rights and environmental record.

It's as stupid as giving fucking South Africa the next World Cup. Which will be the lowest attended WC in the last 50 years probably. And you can't blame that on the economy. Try blaming it on a third world country that has not only the highest car jacking rate in the world but also recently had a little ol' spell of hunting down white people.

hahaha i hope they do the next special olympics in darfur or rwanda.

or better yet: myanmar. that would be so great. they could dig up pol pot and fly him in to be the 'embassador' to the games. kim jong, too.

I think they do the special at the same place as the normal. I wonder if they'll shut down the factories or just smoke out the cripples.

I think more people will watch the Olympics this year to see what kind of shit goes wrong than for the games themselves. I'm hoping for a lot of accidents and blood.

hahaha me too jayson

I doubt the Chinese will be less polished than the Greeks.

they only gave the olympics to montréal after the bombs came. funny how that stuff works


i think locusts at the olympics would be fucking hilarious, can you imagine how history would look back on that? i can already see my unconceived son laughing too.

JaysonAych wrote:I think more people will watch the Olympics this year to see what kind of shit goes wrong than for the games themselves. I'm hoping for a lot of accidents and blood.

That's why I'm going to watch too.

Aristotle wrote:i can picture bob costas at the olympics reporting for nbc:

'well, folks, it appears a swarm of locusts has carried off shawn johnson and, with her, america's dream for a gold medal in women's gymnastics.'

meanwhile the creature from the green lagoon will eat the rowers from the regatta.

hahahhaa

you guys need to see the movie called 'the host'.

it's a funny horror movie, and it's hilarious. it, too, revolves around olympians and monsters in the water.

Fucking china is so great. Giant earthquakes, algae blooms, plagues of locusts...Hopefully some cloverfield shit smashes right into fucking beijing

+1

China is like a body builder with polio.

they talk like timmy and act like jimmy.

I just can't wait to see them transport every other country's athletes to the stadiums on the execution bus.

'hey, guys, does it smell like potassium chloride in here?'

'shut up, kobe. fucking rapist nigger.'

;_;

They should have snipers to kill every soccer player that fakes an injury.

locust snipers.

Where is dent anyway?

driving around in some shitty car.

lolllllll

China's bar owners are signing pledges not to serve blacks or Mongolians.

It takes real effort at an Olympic event to make blacks feel less at home than in Salt Lake City, but damn China is trying.

hahahah fucking china man. fucking china.

GODDAMN MONGORRIANS!!!

genghis khan is the only mongolian i know of too

it was the coldest capital city in the world

i recently found out i live in the 3rd. I guess it's colder here than fucking moscow.

fuck the kangs and wangs, damn zipperheads be on some other shit.

i will smash open all of their wimimms vaginal orifices with my wang of destruction. damn those ching changs, CHARLIE DONT SURF!

chinese moving into my building as we speak. don't know if it's the parents or the daughter, but the daughter is hot enough to deserve some kind of assault.

Love millenia's new avatar

Aristotle wrote:chinese moving into my building as we speak. don't know if it's the parents or the daughter, but the daughter is hot enough to deserve some kind of assault.

i put the ass in assualt, when it comes down to hot, flat chestassed asians.

They have no body but i just want to fuck their face.

am i wrong?

JaysonAych wrote:Love millenia's new avatar

shit is awesome heh

the asian broads around here have some serious racks.

milleniahead wrote:

Aristotle wrote:chinese moving into my building as we speak. don't know if it's the parents or the daughter, but the daughter is hot enough to deserve some kind of assault.

i put the ass in assualt, when it comes down to hot, flat chestassed asians.

They have no body but i just want to fuck their face.

am i wrong?

If that's wrong, then someone will have to change the definition of right.

JaysonAych wrote:

milleniahead wrote:

Aristotle wrote:chinese moving into my building as we speak. don't know if it's the parents or the daughter, but the daughter is hot enough to deserve some kind of assault.

i put the ass in assualt, when it comes down to hot, flat chestassed asians.

They have no body but i just want to fuck their face.

am i wrong?

If that's wrong, then someone will have to change the definition of right.

my pants are becoming right. am i right?

amirite

Aristotle wrote:amirite

emirates

emir ate tits