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Post by JaysonAych Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:28 pm

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Post by thewalrus Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:37 pm

awesome. I hope they used Cutlasses when retakingt he ship.
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Post by Bluntman Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:36 pm

It went to hell. They escaped with the captain in life boats, but the crew still had a prisoner. So they set up a trade with the pirates, the captain for the prisoner. Well the pirates got there guy back but still kept the captain.
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Post by Omni Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:11 am

SEALs took those fuckers out

The nighttime operation was a victory for the world's most powerful military, but few experts believed it would quell a rising tide of attacks in one of the world's busiest shipping lanes.

Interviewed from Bahrain, U.S. Naval Forces Central Command chief Vice Adm. Bill Gortney said the takedown happened shortly after the hostage-takers were observed by sailors aboard the USS Bainbridge "with their heads and shoulders exposed."

U.S. Defense officials said snipers got the go-ahead to fire after one pirate held an AK-47 so close to Capt. Richard Phillips' back that the weapon appeared to be touching him. Two other pirates popped their heads up, giving snipers three clear targets, one official said.

The military officials asked not to be named because they were not authorized to publicly discuss the case.

The Navy released images of the scene from an unmanned drone that showed snipers positioning themselves on the fantail of the USS Bainbridge. The snipers fired simultaneously.

Asked how the snipers could have killed each pirate with a single shot in the dark, Gortney described them as "extremely, extremely well-trained." He told NBC's "Today" show that the shooting was ordered by the captain of the Bainbridge.

The SEALS arrived on the scene by parachuting from their aircraft into the sea, and were picked up by the Bainbridge, a senior U.S. official said.

He said negotiations with the pirates had been "going up and down." The official, asking not to be publicly identified because he, too, was not authorized to discuss this on the record, said the pirates were "becoming increasingly agitated in the rough waters; they weren't getting what they wanted."

Just as it was getting dark, pirates fired a tracer bullet "toward the Bainbridge," further heightening the sense that the incident was ratcheting up, the official said.

He said when the time snipers fired, Phillips' hands were bound. Phillips was not hurt in several minutes of gunfire Sunday.
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Post by Talon Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:38 am

I am so glad they shot those scumbags.

Obama was presented with the papers to use force to get the captain back... he signed off both times. Fuckin' A.
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Post by Omni Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:05 pm

Yeah man. They really need to train and arm a small portion of the men on these ships or just send some marines along for the ride. After the pirates realized that our boys were packing heat they'd be a lot less likely to go for american ships.
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Post by Honor Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:14 pm

now the all the pirates are saying america is enemy number 1 and vowing revenge. :facepalm:
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Post by Talon Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:39 pm

honor man wrote:now the all the pirates are saying america is enemy number 1 and vowing revenge. :facepalm:

Of course they're saying that. Those pirates are cowards... all of them.
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Post by Talon Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:43 pm

Omni wrote:Yeah man. They really need to train and arm a small portion of the men on these ships or just send some marines along for the ride. After the pirates realized that our boys were packing heat they'd be a lot less likely to go for american ships.

That and maybe a 20mm or two... don't even give them the chance to get close enough.
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Post by JaysonAych Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:20 pm

Talon wrote:
honor man wrote:now the all the pirates are saying america is enemy number 1 and vowing revenge. :facepalm:

Of course they're saying that. Those pirates are cowards... all of them.

They take captives, hold them hostage at gunpoint, steal ships and cargo...fuck them, what did they expect? I don't care how well they were treating captives up to now, they're still kidnappers, thieves, and gangsters.

As well organized as they seemed to have become, considering this grew out of a movement to keep other countries from dumping toxic waste near their shores and stealing fish from their waters, they could have formed some sort of government in that lawless hellhole they hide out in, joined the world community, and done some good. But instead decided to go too far and start stealing shit from people that had no beef with them.

If they want to start fucking with the US Navy, they'd better look at raiding a cargo ship that's hauling caskets.
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Post by Swerve Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:09 am

I don't understand why America would be the number 1 enemy, apart from the publicity. At least the US gives the captors a chance to surrender. France and Russia are much more dangerous opponents, because you sign your death warrant as soon as you board their ships. The only problem from a humanitarian point of view is French and Russian commandos tend to take out half the hostages during the "rescue".

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Post by Honor Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:41 pm

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Omni wrote:Yeah man. They really need to train and arm a small portion of the men on these ships or just send some marines along for the ride. After the pirates realized that our boys were packing heat they'd be a lot less likely to go for american ships.

That and maybe a 20mm or two... don't even give them the chance to get close enough.

yeah, put a few of the a10 warthog GAU-8 miniguns on the ships. thatll fix their asses. :dunnas:
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Post by Talon Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:51 pm

I love that thing. "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP"
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Post by JaysonAych Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:35 pm

Apparently, pirates are even getting f0!l3d by fucking dolphins
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Post by Honor Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:19 am

thats the solution. give all ships dolphin escorts! wub
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Post by dunnas Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:04 am

I'd prefer the give them all rocket launchers option.
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Post by Pennzoil GT-R Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:55 am

i dont see why an aircraft carrier isnt sent there? the main problem at the moment is warships cant get to the ships fast enough, so just sent a fighter out to strafe them should soon fix the problem

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Post by The_Edge Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:41 am

honor man wrote:thats the solution. give all ships dolphin escorts! wub

:yay:
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Post by The_Edge Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:43 am

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:i dont see why an aircraft carrier isnt sent there? the main problem at the moment is warships cant get to the ships fast enough, so just sent a fighter out to strafe them should soon fix the problem

That makes sense.

Just like when the SEALS parachuted to the ship, you can jump from the plane, mission impossible style and kick some pirate ass and save the day. Those lethal kickboxing skills are silent, unlike firearms. Knife attacks don't cut through mattel grade plastic as well. If things get bad, Ken can backup :talon2:
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Post by Talon Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:54 am

The_Edge wrote: If things get bad, Ken can backup :talon2:

The Master Ken Masters? Hadooken!

Rod, you have SFIV for PS3?
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Post by Turbojett Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:41 am

maybe all ships going to that area should have destroyer escorts. Or guided missile frigates at least.
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Post by thewalrus Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:08 pm

Turbojett wrote:maybe all ships going to that area should have destroyer escorts. Or guided missile frigates at least.

You wouldn't even need a guided missile frigate. A simple coast guard cutter would have no problem dispatching these pirates.
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Post by Turbojett Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:23 pm

wow. that's pretty sad when an FFG is considered overkill.
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Post by Honor Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:01 pm

ok, the navy needs to stop fucking around and blow these guys to hell. show them theyre fucking with the wrong people...

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Post by Pennzoil GT-R Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:30 pm

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Pennzoil GT-R wrote:i dont see why an aircraft carrier isnt sent there? the main problem at the moment is warships cant get to the ships fast enough, so just sent a fighter out to strafe them should soon fix the problem

That makes sense.

Just like when the SEALS parachuted to the ship, you can jump from the plane, mission impossible style and kick some pirate ass and save the day. Those lethal kickboxing skills are silent, unlike firearms. Knife attacks don't cut through mattel grade plastic as well. If things get bad, Ken can backup :talon2:

school must have been hell for you

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Post by thewalrus Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:39 pm

Turbojett wrote:wow. that's pretty sad when an FFG is considered overkill.

But they really are, I mean these pirate have what? Motor boats, small arms and maybe and RPG or two? A fast, well armed cutter could easily provide enough disincentive to keep them from attacking a freighter I'm sure.
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:06 pm

honor man wrote:ok, the navy needs to stop fucking around and blow these guys to hell. show them theyre fucking with the wrong people...

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They consider that a mother ship? We have SUVs bigger than that.
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Post by Talon Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:23 pm

LOL a BB gun could take that down.
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Post by Talon Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:24 pm

Frenchies will still pay though
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Post by Honor Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:20 pm

looks like its made out of styrofoam..
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Post by GregTX Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:04 pm

honor man wrote:
Talon wrote:
Omni wrote:Yeah man. They really need to train and arm a small portion of the men on these ships or just send some marines along for the ride. After the pirates realized that our boys were packing heat they'd be a lot less likely to go for american ships.

That and maybe a 20mm or two... don't even give them the chance to get close enough.

yeah, put a few of the a10 warthog GAU-8 miniguns on the ships. thatll fix their asses. :dunnas:

I'd love to see something like the Exxon Valdez with deck mounted machine guns on it. That'll keep those damn fishing boats at bay...and greenpeace, the motherfuckers
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Post by Pennzoil GT-R Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:03 pm

GregTX wrote:
honor man wrote:
Talon wrote:
Omni wrote:Yeah man. They really need to train and arm a small portion of the men on these ships or just send some marines along for the ride. After the pirates realized that our boys were packing heat they'd be a lot less likely to go for american ships.

That and maybe a 20mm or two... don't even give them the chance to get close enough.

yeah, put a few of the a10 warthog GAU-8 miniguns on the ships. thatll fix their asses. :dunnas:

I'd love to see something like the Exxon Valdez with deck mounted machine guns on it. That'll keep those damn fishing boats at bay...and greenpeace, the motherfuckers

can you believe that thing is still knocking around, although under a different name Surprised

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Post by dunnas Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:02 am

Kill Pirates? Yes we can.
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Post by thewalrus Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:03 am

1300ZUK wrote:Pirates strike again, but this time get pwned Pres

Awesome.

Although I think pirates are cool, so I'm kind of conflicted.
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Post by ryguy79 Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:37 am

merchant ships should just start mounting .50 cals.
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Post by Honor Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:17 am

yeah, they might not be that expensive since the design is almost 100 years old :aaahahahaaa:
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Post by Honor Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:19 am

here ya go, equip every ship with at least 2 of these fuckers. those pirates wont know what hit them.



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Post by Honor Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:19 am

thats a twin browning .50 btw
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Post by JaysonAych Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:41 am

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1300ZUK wrote:Pirates strike again, but this time get pwned Pres

Awesome.

Although I think pirates are cool, so I'm kind of conflicted.

Rush Limbaugh was talking about how terrible it was that Obama murdered those teenaged kids that were just scared and wanting to leave and wanted to give the captain back but were all murdered by Obama before they had the chance, and complaining about how if it were a Republican president who did it, there'd be all kinds of outrage.

One of the exact quotes, "Now, just imagine the hue and cry had a Republican president ordered the shooting of black teenagers on the high seas."

I like Rush's Freudian implication that the Republican president would automatically be white. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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