Re: Offseason 2009

by JaysonAych Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:36 pm

Talon wrote:^I hate that motherfucker (the real guy who plays on that CSI Miami or what ever).

And why is he putting two pair of sunglasses on?

Just a joke about how much he loves his sunglasses.

by big_jesus Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:34 pm

fuck i just lost

by Honor Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:55 pm

jay cutler looks like a 4th grader

by JaysonAych Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:40 pm

He's from Santa Claus, Indiana. Growing up means losing discounts at Holiday World theme park, so it's highly discouraged.

by 911 Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:48 am

MY MY

The Bears have a real quarterback

by JaysonAych Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:54 am

I sure didn't see that one coming

by 911 Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:00 am

i figured the cutler stuff would just blow over

by JaysonAych Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:33 pm

If they really wanted him around, they'd have done like the Bengals did with Chad Johnson and reminded him he's under contract and to get fucked.

There was some whiny he-said-she-said stuff on both sides, but it sounds like Cutler's assessment of things wasn't too far off.

by JaysonAych Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:58 pm

Hahahahaha the Jets suck

by JaysonAych Thu May 07, 2009 12:54 am

Somebody's a bit upset about Minnesota maybe signing Favre (yeah, there's a bit of NSFW language) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/f-k-you-brett-favre.html

by Honor Thu May 07, 2009 1:54 am

fuckin favre. what a joke. :facepalm:

by JaysonAych Thu May 07, 2009 3:16 am

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by Honor Thu May 07, 2009 3:17 am

someone please give him a forced retirement and break one of his legs off or something

by Aristotle Thu May 07, 2009 7:40 pm

llllllol

by JaysonAych Fri May 22, 2009 5:31 pm

So James Harrison wasn't going to meet the president because he claimed it wasn't a big deal, and later it came out that he likely wasn't going because he's scared to fly (even though you could drive to Washington from Pittsburgh in 4 and a half hours, but whatever).

But it turns out he just had been blessed with the powers of clairvoyance. Because he knew his 1-year old son would get mauled by Harrison's pit bull that day and he needed to stay in town. I don't know how he predicted that his killer dog would try to maul members of his family, but I guess he's owed an apology.

:facepalm:

by Aristotle Fri May 22, 2009 10:37 pm

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