Schizo is getting a divorce (possibly)
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Schizo is getting a divorce (possibly)
Apparently his wife doesn't trust him anymore. She's been all "paranoid" after the whole cheating / non-existant $11 million thing.
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And a verbatim quote:
"What I'm here in this world to do is going to require a constant drive that is unparelled and will hurt people who do not understand. But, ultimately it will serve the greatest good to the greatest many. Because many will not understand what it takes I will need to support myself in getting there as there will be limited buy in until I have delivered results."
He believes it's entirely predestined as well.
I think he's gotten crazier. Anyone have a copy of the DSM IV?
"What I'm here in this world to do is going to require a constant drive that is unparelled and will hurt people who do not understand. But, ultimately it will serve the greatest good to the greatest many. Because many will not understand what it takes I will need to support myself in getting there as there will be limited buy in until I have delivered results."
He believes it's entirely predestined as well.
I think he's gotten crazier. Anyone have a copy of the DSM IV?
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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
fuck i first saw this thread, and i thought the title was 'soliz is getting a divorce'
i started reading the first post and was like, 'wut?'
fucking schizo hahahha i love that guy
he's like the beautiful mind guy, but without the success, fame, intelligence, etc.
fuck i first saw this thread, and i thought the title was 'soliz is getting a divorce'
i started reading the first post and was like, 'wut?'
fucking schizo hahahha i love that guy
he's like the beautiful mind guy, but without the success, fame, intelligence, etc.
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Aristotle wrote:AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
fuck i first saw this thread, and i thought the title was 'soliz is getting a divorce'
i started reading the first post and was like, 'wut?'
fucking schizo hahahha i love that guy
he's like the beautiful mind guy, but without the success, fame, intelligence, etc.
haha dude runs a fluids service for oil rigs out of Red Deer Alberta. He's fucked with the present economy, but still going on about how he's going to be a multi-millionaire by the age of 30.
I sometimes start to worry that I should do more to "help". However this is much more fun. Until he mows down a kindergarten class at the local mall.
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dude, don't offer help. it's beyond that. guy needs a professional. if you allow yourself to get sucked into the vortex, it's a bitch getting out.
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Aristotle wrote:dude, don't offer help. it's beyond that. guy needs a professional. if you allow yourself to get sucked into the vortex, it's a bitch getting out.
When I say "do more to help", I, of course mean calling the men in white. But you're right. The last thing I want to do is become a part of whatever dillusions he has in mind. Frankly that whole bit about "hurting people who don't understand" makes me want to stay as far away from this dude as possible.
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That said I'll still post updates on his descent into complete madness on AF.
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awesome... AWESOME... he's asking about registry searches again. This could be gold!
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hahaha YES
you must mine this for every last troy oz!!!!
you must mine this for every last troy oz!!!!
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hahaha apparently he's discovered his previous employer is being tricked by an "ISO Consultant". I'm not sure what this has to do with Alberta Registries. But hell, I just report the craziness, I don't interpret it.
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this is so awesome.
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aaahahaha the other reason he's getting a divorce - she's "Holding him back" - from, apparently realizing all his crazy dreams.
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aahaahahahha the conversation:
Gabe says:
ah. Well, nothing you can really do about it besides tell Brad your suspicions. Let them check out the details.
Kris says:
wholly fuck you are unmotivated
Kris says:
yeah.. i already dealt with it though
Kris says:
Firebombed his house
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wut?
holy shit man
holy shit man
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also: who the hell says wholly fuck?
is that like an all-encompassing fuck?
is that like an all-encompassing fuck?
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Aristotle wrote:wut?
holy shit man
yeah man. Straight from MSN Messenger.
He later indicated that the only reason he didn't is because he didn't know the guy's address. :jay:
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Aristotle wrote:also: who the hell says wholly fuck?
is that like an all-encompassing fuck?
Man, this guy's English is awesome. From his facebook profile:
"I like to find out the truth about whatever I'm dealing with... That's why the environmental rhetoric is so upsetting to me, is that its bases are not truths regarding the environment but seem to truths regarding wealth transfer schemes..."
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hahahahaha i love this guy.
he and screamo need a show.
he and screamo need a show.
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Aristotle wrote:hahahahaha i love this guy.
he and screamo need a show.
I was perusing his facebook profile - his claim is that he's learned everything he knows about Business by watching the 'Godfather' movies.
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wut?
ahhahahahahhahahhahha
ahhahahahahhahahhahha
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Aristotle wrote:wut?
ahhahahahahhahahhahha
haha I know. Among his other plans he hope to take over Vegas. With a wax version of Bugsy Seigle.
There's a picture of the two of them out there...
Wait. here it is.
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I'm a douchebag.
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lol he looks psycho
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Aristotle wrote:lol he looks psycho
Why do I feel bad about posting that pic?
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meh, if it's in his facebook, then it's public anyway.
plus, you should keep the evidence abundant, so the cops will have a trail to follow to the crime.
plus, you should keep the evidence abundant, so the cops will have a trail to follow to the crime.
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Aristotle wrote:meh, if it's in his facebook, then it's public anyway.
plus, you should keep the evidence abundant, so the cops will have a trail to follow to the crime.
I figure, with the old AF, there's enough there to complete a decent psychological profile.
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Aristotle wrote:
he's like the beautiful mind guy, but without the success, fame, intelligence, etc.
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HAHAAAAristotle wrote:hahahahaha i love this guy.
he and screamo need a show.
I was telling wally they should be roomates earlier today
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You can seriously see the insanity in those eyes.
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dunnas wrote:You can seriously see the insanity in those eyes.
haha I know right?
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who the hell is schitzo?
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honor man wrote:who the hell is schitzo?
He's the dude in the picture.
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yeah, but who the hell is he? how do you know him?
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honor man wrote:yeah, but who the hell is he? how do you know him?
Went to school with him. He's followed me around since then. He's become increasingly insane since then.
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sounds pretty entertaining
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there are a bunch of stories at the other af, honor.
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Aristotle wrote:there are a bunch of stories at the other af, honor.
Yeah... the stories are way too numerous to rehash on here. But it was pretty insane.
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dude has horrible taste in sandals.
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also, he looks like a squirrel getting ready for winter.
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