Continuing adventures in Conversation with Schizo
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Continuing adventures in Conversation with Schizo
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Kris
hello captain hill
4:55pm Gabriel
Hey Kris
How goes it?
4:55pm Kris
not bad and you my fine feathered friend?
4:55pm Gabriel
Not too bad. heading down to Lethbridge tomorrow.
4:56pm Kris
dandelion
ill be down there at a point.. then we can party like its 1999
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hahaha dude's on acid
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oh shit yes! He wants to get together for coffee. Awesome.
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oh man I HAVE to meet with him though. He's going off about how he wants to have 3 wives by the time he's 30.
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man, I SHOULD go into Family law. Schizo could be my only client and I'd still be making bank.
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hahah
careful...dude's a walking ponzi scheme
careful...dude's a walking ponzi scheme
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Aristotle wrote:hahah
careful...dude's a walking ponzi scheme
Funny you should mention that. Schizo on how to avoid paying an exwife anything in a divorce:
i got a bit of a by with this one.. but after this probably not so much.
when you can't trust your family (or potential family) set up a family trust.. hehe
it'll be the (his name)ian structure that I originally designed for (former boss).. but as it turns out he was in the middle of an affair and to many people knew about it so it could have been challenged in court
but if i set it up when im single its impenetrable (granted, even from myself)
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thewalrus wrote:oh man I HAVE to meet with him though. He's going off about how he wants to have 3 wives by the time he's 30.
so like 3 wives at the same time by age 3. Or at least 2 divorces? This makes no sense from a financial point of view at all.
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millertime wrote:thewalrus wrote:oh man I HAVE to meet with him though. He's going off about how he wants to have 3 wives by the time he's 30.
so like 3 wives at the same time by age 3. Or at least 2 divorces? This makes no sense from a financial point of view at all.
I think he wants to be on wife #3 by thirty. Remember though too, he has his own patented "Structure" of financial arrangement that will get him out of trouble in a divorce.
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thewalrus wrote:millertime wrote:thewalrus wrote:oh man I HAVE to meet with him though. He's going off about how he wants to have 3 wives by the time he's 30.
so like 3 wives at the same time by age 3. Or at least 2 divorces? This makes no sense from a financial point of view at all.
I think he wants to be on wife #3 by thirty. Remember though too, he has his own patented "Structure" of financial arrangement that will get him out of trouble in a divorce.
Forget the cost of divorce or allomony. Engagement rings and weddings will put him back at least 20-30 grand each time around. Does he want to have kids with these wives?
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millertime wrote:thewalrus wrote:millertime wrote:thewalrus wrote:oh man I HAVE to meet with him though. He's going off about how he wants to have 3 wives by the time he's 30.
so like 3 wives at the same time by age 3. Or at least 2 divorces? This makes no sense from a financial point of view at all.
I think he wants to be on wife #3 by thirty. Remember though too, he has his own patented "Structure" of financial arrangement that will get him out of trouble in a divorce.
Forget the cost of divorce or allomony. Engagement rings and weddings will put him back at least 20-30 grand each time around. Does he want to have kids with these wives?
As he puts it, yes, he wants to continue his blood line.
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this illustrates the true inefficiency with the human race. the fact that anyone can have kids is really where the majority of our problems lie.
let's use africa as an example.
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let's use africa as an example.
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Aristotle wrote:this illustrates the true inefficiency with the human race. the fact that anyone can have kids is really where the majority of our problems lie.
let's use africa as an example.
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Dude. Run for office.
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i'm going to appoint you attorney general.
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