Buying a new car

Aristotle wrote:civic si in seattle:

2009 Honda Civic Si 2dr Coupe

MSRP Price: $22,475

Employee Price: $20,744

Sales Price: $21,744

Manufacturer Rebates: $0
Target Price: $21,744
Pricing as of 12/07/08 in zip code 98112

haha Canadians get fucked. Although our dollar is worth shit again now, too.

it's because you guys don't have guns.

God I'm hungry.

Maybe I'll go get a Pita after I take my laundry out of the washing machine and put in in the dryer.










:jay:

fuck dude i have to do laundry, too.

:jay:

i could really go for a slice of pizza instead, though.

Aristotle wrote:fuck dude i have to do laundry, too.

:jay:

i could really go for a slice of pizza instead, though.

Oh. A slice of Pizza sounds good.

Pita or Pizza.

Sigh.

pita is probably healthier.

yeah. And more substantive.

this football game sucks. maybe i'll drive over to the pizza place and get a couple of slices.

I went with the BLT Pita. Good stuff.

ffffffuck

i get to the pizza place, and they don't have ANY of the kind i like up on the counter.

sheepishly, i'm like, 'uhh...do you have any of the tomato basil cooking, by any chance?'

band member/food service guy was like, 'i don't think....uuuuhp....wait....yeah, one's cooking right now. should be about 4min.'

i'm like,

so, i get my two slices, and i just ate them and am washing them down with a mexicoke.

i'm going to die, but it tastes good.

I got a Canadoke with my pita. It was a good combo. Usually the functionally retarded workers they have get the Pita all wrong (ripping the pita, stacking all the vegetables on one side etc). Fortunately this girl made a great pita, and she was cute.

cute food service girls = win

1300ZUK wrote:well in his case it was be an S2200

too bad not a 2200 SLS

i got two 18" pizzas from the local ny stylo pizza joint on friday for cheap with a coupon and ate pizza all weekend. that is all.

ryguy79 wrote:i got two 18" pizzas from the local ny stylo pizza joint on friday for cheap with a coupon and ate pizza all weekend. that is all.

sweet

I used to be able to get these great local store-brand sausage patties that I could cut up and put on the pizzas I make myself...they were awesome. But they stopped selling them for some stupid reason and I hadn't seen any in probably two years. They suddenly came back. So I've been eating some pizza myself.

Fucking fuck fuck!!!!

I went to pick up my car today and someone at the dealership put a 4 inch long, inch think scratch on the front bumper. Looks like they hit it with a wire wheel. The fleet manager weakly said he'd get it fixed, but I don't really trust dealer technicians with paint repair, especiialy on plastic. Demands are going to be made tomorrow on this!!!

that fucking sucks. tell them to give you $1,300 and have it fixed at a real shop.

better yet, tell them to give you $1,300 and just put a sticker over the scratch and buy a new TV.

Aristotle wrote:that fucking sucks. tell them to give you $1,300 and have it fixed at a real shop.

better yet, tell them to give you $1,300 and just put a sticker over the scratch and buy a new TV.

The options I'm going to give them are:

1. repair the scratch so its invisible, then give me 5 year, no questions asked guarantee on the work and if I'm not happy, replace the bumper. And give me $250 off for the hassle.
2. replace the bumper now with a factory painted bumper
3. go find me another laguna blue s2000 without damage on it
4. say goodbye to the sale

I heard word that Greg bought a black one instead.

xtine wrote:I heard word that Greg bought a black one instead.

no, that's just how I like my men...i mean women...i mean coffee!!!

GregTX wrote:

xtine wrote:I heard word that Greg bought a black one instead.

no, that's just how I like my men...i mean women...i mean coffee!!!

Well, if my info is wrong, I'm going to have to put my informant in the hole.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

I wish I could afford nice things.

thewalrus wrote:I wish I could afford nice things.

Even if you could, your wife wouldn't allow it.

xtine wrote:

thewalrus wrote:I wish I could afford nice things.

Even if you could, your wife wouldn't allow it.

That's what I meant by 'afford'.

And you're sure as hell not getting anything nice for yourself until she has that ring on her finger. And then you have to pay for wedding stuff... and then you have buy her a wedding gift... and then your money legally becomes HER money.

Why do men get married?

Oh right. The promise of sex for the rest of your lives.










Suckers.

xtine wrote:And you're sure as hell not getting anything nice for yourself until she has that ring on her finger. And then you have to pay for wedding stuff... and then you have buy her a wedding gift... and then your money legally becomes HER money.

Why do men get married?

Oh right. The promise of sex for the rest of your lives.

Suckers.

Women are very convincing liars...and men are desperate.

All very true.

xtine wrote:

GregTX wrote:

xtine wrote:I heard word that Greg bought a black one instead.

no, that's just how I like my men...i mean women...i mean coffee!!!

Well, if my info is wrong, I'm going to have to put my informant in the hole.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

IT PUTS THE LASER TO ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE BLADE AGAIN.

Storm the hairy man-beast!!

GregTX wrote:

xtine wrote:

GregTX wrote:

xtine wrote:I heard word that Greg bought a black one instead.

no, that's just how I like my men...i mean women...i mean coffee!!!

Well, if my info is wrong, I'm going to have to put my informant in the hole.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

IT PUTS THE LASER TO ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE BLADE AGAIN.

Storm the hairy man-beast!!

You're missing out.

g-r-o-s-s


i want in

GregTX wrote:

Aristotle wrote:that fucking sucks. tell them to give you $1,300 and have it fixed at a real shop.

better yet, tell them to give you $1,300 and just put a sticker over the scratch and buy a new TV.

The options I'm going to give them are:

1. repair the scratch so its invisible, then give me 5 year, no questions asked guarantee on the work and if I'm not happy, replace the bumper. And give me $250 off for the hassle.
2. replace the bumper now with a factory painted bumper
3. go find me another laguna blue s2000 without damage on it
4. say goodbye to the sale

So which of the options did they opt for?

probably told him to eat a dick

Talon wrote:

GregTX wrote:

Aristotle wrote:that fucking sucks. tell them to give you $1,300 and have it fixed at a real shop.

better yet, tell them to give you $1,300 and just put a sticker over the scratch and buy a new TV.

The options I'm going to give them are:

1. repair the scratch so its invisible, then give me 5 year, no questions asked guarantee on the work and if I'm not happy, replace the bumper. And give me $250 off for the hassle.
2. replace the bumper now with a factory painted bumper
3. go find me another laguna blue s2000 without damage on it
4. say goodbye to the sale

So which of the options did they opt for?

they agreed with the first one.

Olds wrote:probably told him to eat a dick

Close...

olds loves the gay stuff.

Aristotle wrote:olds loves the gay stuff.