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Steve Irwin would not have approved
by JaysonAych Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:54 pm
This is why I don't want kids.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081003/ap_on_re_au_an/as_australia_zoo_carnage;_ylt=AjYOC6ZpwiYHeAA1s4z1tHqs0NUE
Sweet jesus
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081003/ap_on_re_au_an/as_australia_zoo_carnage;_ylt=AjYOC6ZpwiYHeAA1s4z1tHqs0NUE
SYDNEY, Australia - A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday.
The 30-minute rampage, caught on the zoo's security camera, happened early Wednesday after the boy jumped a security fence at the Alice Springs Reptile Center in central Australia, said zoo director Rex Neindorf.
The child then went on a killing spree, bashing three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's beloved, 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to "Terry," an 11-foot, 440-pound saltwater crocodile, said Neindorf.
The boy also fed several live animals to Terry by throwing them over the two fences surrounding the crocodile's enclosure, at one point climbing over the outer fence to get closer to the giant reptile
Sweet jesus
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Honor Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:56 pm
too bad the croc didnt eat him too
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Dodge Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:14 pm
that would have been the only positive outcome
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Les_Vipers_rule Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:54 pm
The sad thing is studies show that young kids doing things like this to animals etc. grow up to usually become abuser of humans esp. children or women including often being killers. Jeffry Dahmer abused, tortured and killed small dogs and cats as a youth. Stories said he apparently would gut a cat and watch it run away to its death. So society better remember this 7yr. old because odds are he will make news when he grows up and news nobody will like to hear, read or see.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Omni Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:38 am
Les_Vipers_rule wrote:The sad thing is studies show that young kids doing things like this to animals etc. grow up to usually become abuser of humans esp. children or women including often being killers. Jeffry Dahmer abused, tortured and killed small dogs and cats as a youth. Stories said he apparently would gut a cat and watch it run away to its death. So society better remember this 7yr. old because odds are he will make news when he grows up and news nobody will like to hear, read or see.
You said it man. When I read this story that's the first thing I thought. If I were this kid's parents I'd be very afraid.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by The_Edge Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:12 pm
TheWoerus wrote:execute him. now.
Preemptive execution for the win
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by The_Edge Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:13 pm
Les_Vipers_rule wrote:The sad thing is studies show that young kids doing things like this to animals etc. grow up to usually become abuser of humans esp. children or women including often being killers. Jeffry Dahmer abused, tortured and killed small dogs and cats as a youth. Stories said he apparently would gut a cat and watch it run away to its death. So society better remember this 7yr. old because odds are he will make news when he grows up and news nobody will like to hear, read or see.
Ok, he can't be tried like an adult. But he should get imprisoned or something anyway. It is not like he didn't know what he was doing.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by The_Edge Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:14 pm
Les_Vipers_rule wrote: Stories said he apparently would gut a cat and watch it run away to its death.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by TheWoerus Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:06 pm
The_Edge wrote:TheWoerus wrote:execute him. now.
Preemptive execution for the win
Nothing preemptive about it. he should be slowly executed for what he did to those animals.
Broken knees, hundreds of tiny razor cuts, salt water, and sharks would suffice, I think.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Aristotle Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:16 pm
The_Edge wrote:TheWoerus wrote:execute him. now.
Preemptive execution for the win
YES
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by The_Edge Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:19 pm
TheWoerus wrote:The_Edge wrote:TheWoerus wrote:execute him. now.
Preemptive execution for the win
Nothing preemptive about it. he should be slowly executed for what he did to those animals.
Broken knees, hundreds of tiny razor cuts, salt water, and sharks would suffice, I think.
Hundreds of tiny razor cuts... interesting
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Aristotle Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:25 pm
i say just toss the fucking kid into the lion pit. fuck that dude.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Aristotle Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:26 pm
why won't anyone hire me to do this shit? i have no moral qualms whatsoever.
'aris: we need you to toss a 7yr old boy to the lions. make his parents watch.'
'no problem. while i'm at it, i may give the mother a hysterectomy with a soup can lid for no charge.'
'aris: we need you to toss a 7yr old boy to the lions. make his parents watch.'
'no problem. while i'm at it, i may give the mother a hysterectomy with a soup can lid for no charge.'
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Les_Vipers_rule Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:04 pm
The_Edge wrote:Les_Vipers_rule wrote:The sad thing is studies show that young kids doing things like this to animals etc. grow up to usually become abuser of humans esp. children or women including often being killers. Jeffry Dahmer abused, tortured and killed small dogs and cats as a youth. Stories said he apparently would gut a cat and watch it run away to its death. So society better remember this 7yr. old because odds are he will make news when he grows up and news nobody will like to hear, read or see.
Ok, he can't be tried like an adult. But he should get imprisoned or something anyway. It is not like he didn't know what he was doing.
The thing is he needs to be locked up for it but he needs professional mental health because odds are he will rejoin society and trust me these types of cases almost always go down much more serious and violent routes. Remember this person because Australia will likely hear from him in 10-15 years if not sooner and hear that he abuses or kills others.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by JaysonAych Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:16 pm
Aristotle wrote:why won't anyone hire me to do this shit? i have no moral qualms whatsoever.
'aris: we need you to toss a 7yr old boy to the lions. make his parents watch.'
'no problem. while i'm at it, i may give the mother a hysterectomy with a soup can lid for no charge.'
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Aristotle Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:37 pm
fucking A that sounds good, jayson.
i think that position would give me a new lease on life.
i think that position would give me a new lease on life.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by JaysonAych Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:00 pm
Aristotle wrote:fucking A that sounds good, jayson.
i think that position would give me a new lease on life.
Which is probably why it doesn't exist.
However, once the Bush Administration is gone, you won't have much competition on that front....it'll be a perfect time to set up a freelance agency.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Aristotle Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:36 pm
i'll have you as my PR guy.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by TheWoerus Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:46 pm
Aristotle wrote:why won't anyone hire me to do this shit? i have no moral qualms whatsoever.
'aris: we need you to toss a 7yr old boy to the lions. make his parents watch.'
'no problem. while i'm at it, i may give the mother a hysterectomy with a soup can lid for no charge.'
You would make a great Family lawyer.
That said, I find your solution, elegant, effective, and poetic. Please to advise on how to proceed?
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by JaysonAych Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:47 pm
Just no press conferences before 3 pm. Otherwise, I'll be doing them straight out of bed, wearing tattered sweatpants and tomato-sauce stained wifebeaters, drinking generic cola straight out of a 2-liter bottle.Aristotle wrote:i'll have you as my PR guy.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Bluntman Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:23 pm
I prefer the curling iron method.Lube it up (Hey I'm not an animal)and then stick it up said persons asshole,then turn the curling iron on and watch the fun begin.Oh and you may need restraints.Aristotle wrote:why won't anyone hire me to do this shit? i have no moral qualms whatsoever.
'aris: we need you to toss a 7yr old boy to the lions. make his parents watch.'
'no problem. while i'm at it, i may give the mother a hysterectomy with a soup can lid for no charge.'
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Swerve Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:38 pm
It's pretty tough when the kid's 7. If you lock him up, it really needs to be a throw away the key deal. Otherwise he'd come back into society even more messed up, having spent his formative years ub a pretty shitty environment.
So I guess it's probably for the best the authorities take the approach Aris laid out above.
I'm syre the parents are low on quality and will try to blame something stupid. Cleaning out the Northern Territory and starting over up there would probably be best.
So I guess it's probably for the best the authorities take the approach Aris laid out above.
I'm syre the parents are low on quality and will try to blame something stupid. Cleaning out the Northern Territory and starting over up there would probably be best.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by dunnas Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:29 am
why is everybody mentioning lions when crocodiles would be the obvious maneatign animal to go with in this case. 
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by TheLightedPath Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:33 am
He was seven. Where th ehell was his parents
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Omni Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:18 pm
TheLightedPath wrote:He was seven. Where th ehell was his parents
Yeah, like why the fuck is a 7 year old out breaking into zoos in the first place?
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by Talon Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:29 pm
honor man wrote:too bad the croc didnt eat him too
Srsly.
They should still do it... feed the little bastard to the croc anyway.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by milleniahead Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:02 am
Feed the kids pets to the croc too.. or better yet buy him a dog or wuteva he likes and have him raise it to be like 5yrs old.. Then someone randomly comes out of nowhere, grabs the pet and bashes the shit out of the kid.
I was going to say kill the pet at first but id still be killin an animal and i lub dem animals... I dont kno, whenever he finds somethign he loves someone should just destroy it
I was going to say kill the pet at first but id still be killin an animal and i lub dem animals... I dont kno, whenever he finds somethign he loves someone should just destroy it
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by TheWoerus Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:53 am
milleniahead wrote:Feed the kids pets to the croc too.. or better yet buy him a dog or wuteva he likes and have him raise it to be like 5yrs old.. Then someone randomly comes out of nowhere, grabs the pet and bashes the shit out of the kid.
I was going to say kill the pet at first but id still be killin an animal and i lub dem animals... I dont kno, whenever he finds somethign he loves someone should just destroy it
Yeah, don't kill animals. Kill the kid. Or, you're right, destroy everything that the idiot child loves. And then kick him in the balls.
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Re: Steve Irwin would not have approved
by JaysonAych Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:48 am
TheWoerus wrote:milleniahead wrote:Feed the kids pets to the croc too.. or better yet buy him a dog or wuteva he likes and have him raise it to be like 5yrs old.. Then someone randomly comes out of nowhere, grabs the pet and bashes the shit out of the kid.
I was going to say kill the pet at first but id still be killin an animal and i lub dem animals... I dont kno, whenever he finds somethign he loves someone should just destroy it
Yeah, don't kill animals. Kill the kid. Or, you're right, destroy everything that the idiot child loves. And then kick him in the balls.
That last part is key. I think a daily hard kick to the balls is in order. With repeated kicks to the balls, we can guarantee he won't breed.
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