the south remains the fattest region in the country
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:30 am
Near where I live there's a viaduct
Where people jump when they're out of luck
Raining down on the cars and trucks below
They've put a net there to catch their fall
Like it'll stop anyone at all
What they don't know is when nature calls, you go
They say that Jesus and mental health
Are just for those who can help themselves
But what good is that when you live in hell on earth?
From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth
Where people jump when they're out of luck
Raining down on the cars and trucks below
They've put a net there to catch their fall
Like it'll stop anyone at all
What they don't know is when nature calls, you go
They say that Jesus and mental health
Are just for those who can help themselves
But what good is that when you live in hell on earth?
From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by The_Edge Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:57 pm
Honor Kleinberger wrote:ascona get your colon cleansed if you want to lose some weight for you car. could be like 10 lbs or so.
HAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAA
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:24 am
How is that so funny. It's true. Do you have any idea how much crap is in ones intenstines?
Only a small portion makes it out every day, but there are miles of feces trapped in there at any one time.
Only a small portion makes it out every day, but there are miles of feces trapped in there at any one time.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by ascona Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:53 am
i already have a semicolon ;unsure;
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by The_Edge Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:12 am
Benfolio wrote:How is that so funny. It's true. Do you have any idea how much crap is in ones intenstines?
Only a small portion makes it out every day, but there are miles of feces trapped in there at any one time.
I know, it's just funny to imagine that he'd got that far just to be lighter instead of shaving his car.. plus it does make it sound like if he was saying he's full of shit
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by The_Edge Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:13 am
Benfolio wrote:
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:15 am
You fucked up my semicolon. 
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by ascona Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:22 am
Benfolio wrote:
that looks a bit like a flacid penis.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by ascona Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:24 am
blegh. if you'd put two people in one car, the exact shaved car. they both have the exact same driving skills, EXACTLY the same. but one's 20kg heavier, the lighter one will be faster.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:25 am
Ascona wrote:Benfolio wrote:
that looks a bit like a flacid penis.
You;d know
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by ascona Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:29 am
Benfolio wrote:Ascona wrote:Benfolio wrote:
that looks a bit like a flacid penis.
You;d know
yeah, i saw a movie once, where there was this guy who couldn't get an erection, and the chicks did everything they could to get him erect. . . .
in the end, a strapon in the ass did it.
i think he was gay
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:29 am
No he just saw my wife.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by ascona Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:32 am
Benfolio wrote:No he just saw my wife.
and thought "oh god, she's next? i have to get a boner, so i can just leave this place before she gots to me"
yeah, i try too hard.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:33 am
This place is lacking jokes about my wife.
I must add my own.
No one noticed my avatar.
I must add my own.
No one noticed my avatar.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Honor Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:36 am
meh i like this more
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:37 am
But there is no woe in it.
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Re: the south remains the fattest region in the country
by Tailhappy Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:38 am
Not that you can see the woe in my avatar unless you know the album or google it for a full size
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