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Post by raska Mon Aug 25, 2014 4:05 am

I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.

I`m giving it legs again. I can`t commit much time of my own to running it, but I`ve got it hosted and will install phpBB or similar in the coming days. I need admins, ideas, etc. I`m game for ideas and management that will make it better than ever. PM me or post ideas and thoughts here.........

www.automobileforum.com once was lost, but now it`s found. Twas blind, but now it sees.




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Post by JaysonAych Mon Aug 25, 2014 4:41 am

:blowjobface: :edgeofmyseat: :suspense: 

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Post by Swerve Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:21 am

Cars.

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Post by Talon Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:50 am

In.

Make me a mod so I can fuck with nubs.
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Post by ascona Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:47 pm

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Post by Dodge Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:12 pm

I call scam. Raska is controlled by russians now.
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Post by Talon Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:47 pm

Dodge wrote:I call scam. Raska is controlled by russians now.

Or ISIS. :suspense:
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Post by JaysonAych Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:12 pm

Talon wrote:
Dodge wrote:I call scam. Raska is controlled by russians now.


Or ISIS. :suspense:

Or worse: Russian ISIS :stonk:

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Post by SBF Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:22 pm

I'd like to be a mod, it's a fun job.

I liked the categories that we originally had with all the car stuff.

I hope this is for realz. :millertime:
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Post by Tailhappy Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:07 pm

Who cares?  :shrug:
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Post by millertime Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:32 pm

At 12:09am this morning Raska emailed me a link to this thread. My response was the following:

uh, what?

why?


I have yet to receive his reply.... Haha.
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Post by 1300ZUK Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:10 pm

I think I was a mod at old af

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Post by Turbojett Tue Aug 26, 2014 2:07 am

we could, like, keep Jay as admin. I mean he hasn't burned anything down or broken anything in the past six years.
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Post by JaysonAych Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:01 am

Well, I broke the site's graphics once. Forumotion makes this place almost idiot-proof for me to fuck up too badly.

Raska and I briefly discussed the admin thing. I can do it during the few hours per day that I can actually show up these days.

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Post by Swerve Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:09 am

I'll mod the sports & GT cars section. It'll be full of Civic hatches and Grand Nationals, which are neither sports nor GT cars and therefore do not belong in that section.

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Post by Pennzoil GT-R Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:54 am

Rampages on other forums :aaahahahaaa:

Thats where most of our members came from in the first place

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Post by Dodge Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:48 pm

We should turn this shit into the next jalopnik, that thing is a cash cow now.
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Post by Talon Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:12 pm

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Post by Turbojett Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:23 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by Honor Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:08 pm

Oh joy, let's gather up all 5 remaining active members and head on over. :doodeedoodeedoo:
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Post by Tailhappy Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:47 pm

Honor knows whats up.
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Post by Talon Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:54 pm

Heaven forbid we try to get new members... :shrug:
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Post by Honor Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:59 pm

What are we Jehovah's Witnesses now?
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Post by Talon Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:15 pm

No. The difference is, they [the new members] will come to us.
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Post by Honor Thu Aug 28, 2014 12:01 am

Hopefully some chicks...
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Post by Talon Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:06 am

:hump:
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Post by JaysonAych Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:08 pm

Honor wrote:Hopefully some chicks...

Oh shit raska, you'd better embed a Google Maps interface.

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Post by Talon Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:51 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Honor wrote:Hopefully some chicks...


Oh shit raska, you'd better embed a Google Maps interface.

:roflmao:
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Post by Turbojett Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:53 pm

assuming we don't all chase them off like all the others...

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Post by Talon Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:06 pm

Bitches love internet forums.
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Post by ryguy79 Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:59 pm

not sure if the heyday of af circa 2002ish can ever be recreated.
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Post by Swerve Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:43 am

It does have the faint whiff of a lame reunion movie, or a Simpsons season 27.
A worse scenario is that it's a wildly successful car forum, but you've got original members constantly saying how we were here since 2002 and therefore the Venom GT is shit!

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Post by SBF Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:28 pm

So has this happened yet?
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Post by ascona Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:51 am

I clicked the link in the first post, no forum showed up ......
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Post by Tailhappy Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:40 am

Trolololololololol
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Post by Talon Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:01 pm

And Raska hasn't been back since. :mercifulend:
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Post by ascona Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:46 pm

as we say in dutch: "making someone happy with a dead sparrow"
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Post by Talon Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:01 pm

"Pretty bird, pretty bird."

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Post by ascona Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:29 pm

so this has been pretty much almost 3 weeks now...
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Post by millertime Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:33 pm

Traveling for work this week.... And holiday next....

On Sep 9, 2014, at 20:55, "Kevin Miller" <kevin@kmiller.ca> wrote:

Tick-tock…


From: Martin Raska [mailto:martinraska@gmail.com]
Sent: September-01-14 9:29 PM
To: Kevin Miller
Subject: Re: FYI

Yes... Got hosting and such just been away all weekend and crazy busy the few days before.. This week hopefully it will point to a forum....

On Sep 1, 2014, at 13:54, "Kevin Miller" <kevin@kmiller.ca> wrote:
Is this going anywhere?

https://aflite.darkbb.com/t5733-ladies-and-gentlemen-can-i-please-have-your-attention



From: Kevin Miller [mailto:kevin@kmiller.ca]
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Uh, what?

Why?


On Aug 25, 2014, at 12:09 AM, Martin Raska <martinraska@gmail.com> wrote:
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