chicks can't drive; danica sucks
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chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Aristotle Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:06 pm
pit lane...lights them up and crashes into the ganassi pit box. 
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Tailhappy Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:28 pm
Just found out my Leggy was owned by a 6'1" 115lbs chick that was in the USCG
Found her ID under the seat along with $1.91 and some hoop earrings.
Point of this story? Explains why it's been wrecked so many times and it 5 different shades of red.
Found her ID under the seat along with $1.91 and some hoop earrings.
Point of this story? Explains why it's been wrecked so many times and it 5 different shades of red.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Aristotle Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:45 pm
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by big_jesus Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:43 pm
that shit looks 6 shades of twisted lsd hallucination
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by JaysonAych Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:26 pm
Well, Aris has to keep himself busy somehow.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by ascona Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:44 am
was there a pic? 6.1 115 sounds pretty good. . .Benfolio wrote:Just found out my Leggy was owned by a 6'1" 115lbs chick that was in the USCG
Found her ID under the seat along with $1.91 and some hoop earrings.
Point of this story? Explains why it's been wrecked so many times and it 5 different shades of red.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Tailhappy Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:20 pm
Ascona wrote:was there a pic? 6.1 115 sounds pretty good. . .Benfolio wrote:Just found out my Leggy was owned by a 6'1" 115lbs chick that was in the USCG
Found her ID under the seat along with $1.91 and some hoop earrings.
Point of this story? Explains why it's been wrecked so many times and it 5 different shades of red.
Yes. She looked quite Mexican.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Talon Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:52 pm
I was about 10' away from Danica at the Mid-Ohio race. She's a little thing. I wanted to bone her.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Aristotle Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:18 pm
Talon wrote:I was about 10' away from Danica at the Mid-Ohio race.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by JaysonAych Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:18 am
Talon wrote:I was about 10' away from Danica at the Mid-Ohio race. She's a little thing. I wanted to bone her.
Too bad it was 10' instead of 10". Then you could have tried to put the tip in.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Aristotle Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:39 am
speak for yourself, junior.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Talon Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:25 pm
JaysonAych wrote:Talon wrote:I was about 10' away from Danica at the Mid-Ohio race. She's a little thing. I wanted to bone her.
Too bad it was 10' instead of 10". Then you could have tried to put the tip in.
That's probably all it would have taken. She looks so much better in person than pictures.
I often stare at this picture in full rez trying to determine where her vagina is.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Aristotle Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:18 pm
Talon wrote:I often stare at this picture in full rez trying to determine where her vagina is.
amen
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by Talon Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:16 pm
I bet she shaves it for weight savings.
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Re: chicks can't drive; danica sucks
by ascona Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:21 pm
Talon wrote:I bet she shaves it for weight savings.
i know i do.
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