The AF pick up phrase generator

Fish: Im'a skullfuck u and then use ur skull as a bird ornament bitch oollolo

Wally: For you I would even work in a law firm. With screamo.

Honor: I have a bullet with your name... in my heart .

Asscone: For you I would stop fucking corpses and little girls and even shampoo my hair.

Dunnas: I wanna go down on you, and you're not even a hooker.

Miller: I used to hump thousand dollar mattresses, but now I just want to hump you.

Raska: . . . I don't have time for you

Millena: Whaddup bitch? Don't play hard or you won't get the man meat u broad.

Pennz: If you're real good I may even let you touch my hair.

Smelly: B-but I had already pasted a date with you! :thisisafuck:

Dodge: Hey babe wanna wanna jump on my pickup, ride da thang, maybe see my pube and drik some beer at my porch? I gat a rockin' chair.

Xtine: Hi! ...

Donut: Did I tell you about this time I was playing GTA with Kobe Bryant? Then suddenly out of nowhere kate beckinsale comes and starts giving him a blowjob. I started feeling uncomfortable and I was going to leave, but then cameron diaz showed un and started begging me for sex. I brushed off the broad, but then megan fox showed up and offered me a threesome with cameron. I told them yes. Now I wanna give you an evaluation fuck and (... continue ad nauseam for half an hour)

Camaro: Copy&paste donut's, change Kobe Bryant for Elmo, kate beckinsale for a hot girl from college with a slammin' body, cameron diaz for high neighbor who won a beauty paegant and megan fox for his aunt.

Underpants: I am sure ROD sent you so you faked interest on me and then break my heart. ROD is behind this. (Undies proceeds to beat up the girl with his beer bottle)


Feel free to add more ideas, including me

i'm soooooooooo gonna try the dunn'as one on a girl tomorrow !@ ! ! !@!@>#

also, in all honesty, and i do mean *ALL*, i've no idea where ypou got teh corpse thing from. seriousl/y. the shampooing, yeah, i could get that. andi the little kids, well, basicly, if they're old enough, but look young enough, i don't see the problem. my mate has a gil, she looks fucking 8, but they met in uni. she's 22. everybody asks if it's his sis. but it's his fuckin GF. good on him, no?L

aris: *crying*

Tailhappy: Got a fat sister?

Why doesn't anyone ever include me?

(Undies proceeds to beat up the girl with his beer bottle)

I think that sounds pretty accurate.

Aristotle wrote:aris: *crying*

That one might as well be the only line on this thread that would succeed

Ascona wrote:also, in all honesty, and i do mean *ALL*, i've no idea where ypou got teh corpse thing from. seriousl/y. the shampooing, yeah, i could get that. andi the little kids, well, basicly, if they're old enough, but look young enough, i don't see the problem. my mate has a gil, she looks fucking 8, but they met in uni. she's 22. everybody asks if it's his sis. but it's his fuckin GF. good on him, no?L

:whatever:





Second thought comment to AF: Is his mate a fish? Gills and stuff

The_Edge wrote:

Aristotle wrote:aris: *crying*

That one might as well be the only line on this thread that would succeed

at first, yes, but when i don't stop crying a week later, they usually leave.

maybe rod's just a fucking loser faggot fuckbag . . . .

HAHA I HAVE NO PUBES HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHA

Dodge wrote:HAHA I HAVE NO PUBES HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHA

I made a hormonal extrapolation estimate, you'd show her your pube

Aristotle wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Aristotle wrote:aris: *crying*

That one might as well be the only line on this thread that would succeed

at first, yes, but when i don't stop crying a week later, they usually leave.

One phrase: Crying into her vagina

Ascona wrote:maybe rod's just a fucking loser faggot fuckbag . . . .

:whatever:

The_Edge wrote:

Aristotle wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Aristotle wrote:aris: *crying*

That one might as well be the only line on this thread that would succeed

at first, yes, but when i don't stop crying a week later, they usually leave.

One phrase: Crying into her vagina

hahahah - i forgot about that thread.

as u walk up say, "the crop dusting plane is landing due to emergency" then look at her up and down then say "false alarm" then rip one as u walk off and make airplane noises..

Aristotle wrote:

The_Edge wrote:

Aristotle wrote:aris: *crying*

That one might as well be the only line on this thread that would succeed

at first, yes, but when i don't stop crying a week later, they usually leave.

Yeah, I find the 'mothering instinct' usually allows them to stick around for about that long, operating strictly on the pity principal, whereby women have a need to take care of pitiful, crying, helpless creatures. After that though, they're either a fucking saint, or their gone. Usually with thinly veiled contempt in their eyes.

I'm a girl. I have no use for pick-up lines.

yeah, when you think about it, all a girl has to do is say, 'hey, i'm a girl,' in a public place, such as a bar, and dudes will show up to audition.

If you have sizeable boobs, you really don't even have to say anything.

hmmm...so that's why these doods are always following me around.

Well, duh.

i have to figure out how to leverage this into something that benefits me financially.

When in doubt, turn to the Internet!

I can be your webmaster

"hey, i'm aris. can i cry into your vag?"

"for free?"

"..."