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Post by Talon Mon May 24, 2010 9:20 am



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Post by Honor Mon May 24, 2010 11:32 am

yeah they really just need to stop bullfighting altogether already. it's a terrible thing.
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Post by Talon Mon May 24, 2010 12:38 pm

Reminds me of the beginning of one of the SAW movies (III maybe) where the dude has the chains going all through various parts of his body, one throgh the lower jaw.
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Post by Talon Mon May 24, 2010 12:39 pm

Honor wrote:yeah they really just need to stop bullfighting altogether already. it's a terrible thing.

I agree. Someone over there should grab the bull by the horns about it...
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Post by Honor Mon May 24, 2010 6:18 pm

people who think its olay to do that sort of thing should be charged with a crime
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Post by Talon Mon May 24, 2010 10:50 pm

I agree, it's bull shit.
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Post by Talon Mon May 24, 2010 10:50 pm

That picture gets me horny.
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Post by JaysonAych Mon May 24, 2010 11:15 pm

Honor wrote:people who think its olay to do that sort of thing should be charged with a crime

The legal proceedings would get tied up in red cape.
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Post by VS Tue May 25, 2010 10:59 am

I'm gonna steer clear of this thread.
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Post by Honor Tue May 25, 2010 11:08 am

For that you should be put out to pasture.
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Post by Tailhappy Tue May 25, 2010 8:41 pm

Why are you guys milking this thread?
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Post by JaysonAych Tue May 25, 2010 11:05 pm

There's always a lot of interest in a gory thread.
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Post by Honor Wed May 26, 2010 2:24 am

Benfolio wrote:Why are you guys milking this thread?

I know, this is getting udderly pathetic.
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Post by Talon Wed May 26, 2010 12:37 pm

It's pure bull-ony.
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Post by Olds Wed May 26, 2010 1:19 pm

Serves him right.
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Post by JaysonAych Thu May 27, 2010 2:13 am

I'd have taken a better stab at a pun than that.
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Post by Tailhappy Thu May 27, 2010 7:36 am

You don't know the calf of it.
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Post by Olds Thu May 27, 2010 11:16 am

JaysonAych wrote:I'd have taken a better stab at a pun than that.

Oh, I didn't read the rest of the thread. Didn't realize we were doing puns.
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Post by Turbojett Thu May 27, 2010 6:42 pm

Take it easy man. Don't have a cow.
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Post by Tailhappy Thu May 27, 2010 7:49 pm

Maybe next time you should just moo-ve on to the next thread.
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Post by Talon Thu May 27, 2010 8:45 pm

This is getting a little too tongue-and-cheek.
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Post by Talon Thu May 27, 2010 8:46 pm

Hoof-ucking cares about this guy anymore?
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Post by JaysonAych Thu May 27, 2010 9:52 pm

Olds wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:I'd have taken a better stab at a pun than that.

Oh, I didn't read the rest of the thread. Didn't realize we were doing puns.

:speedowethimself: :speedowethimself: :speedowethimself:

Don't worry, I'm not mad-at-your post.

God that was a stretch.
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Post by Talon Thu May 27, 2010 10:40 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Olds wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:I'd have taken a better stab at a pun than that.

Oh, I didn't read the rest of the thread. Didn't realize we were doing puns.

:speedowethimself: :speedowethimself: :speedowethimself:

Don't worry, I'm not mad-at-your post.

God that was a stretch.

That pun and dog shit have a lot in common: upon getting to the front door, I'd be wiping both off on the mat-at-door.














:wtfsoliz?: :jay:
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Post by Tailhappy Fri May 28, 2010 7:37 am

This thread is running neck-and-neck with some of the best pun threads of all time.
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Post by ascona Fri May 28, 2010 8:10 am

gringo has grandez cohonez del toro
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Post by VS Fri May 28, 2010 10:54 am

I think this thread needs to be cud short.
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Post by Talon Fri May 28, 2010 12:16 pm

Someone should steak a fork in it.
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Post by Talon Fri May 28, 2010 12:19 pm

The only thing I can think of when looking at that picture is how spain-ful that would be
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Post by JaysonAych Fri May 28, 2010 3:43 pm

Talon wrote:The only thing I can think of when looking at that picture is how spain-ful that would be

Yeah, I want to get that out of my mind. I don't want to ruminant on that for too long.
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Post by dunnas Fri May 28, 2010 6:35 pm

Talon wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Olds wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:I'd have taken a better stab at a pun than that.

Oh, I didn't read the rest of the thread. Didn't realize we were doing puns.

:speedowethimself: :speedowethimself: :speedowethimself:

Don't worry, I'm not mad-at-your post.

God that was a stretch.

That pun and dog shit have a lot in common: upon getting to the front door, I'd be wiping both off on the mat-at-door.

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Post by Swerve Fri May 28, 2010 7:28 pm

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Talon wrote:The only thing I can think of when looking at that picture is how spain-ful that would be

Yeah, I want to get that out of my mind. I don't want to ruminant on that for too long.

Coward.

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Post by dunnas Fri May 28, 2010 7:56 pm

Honor wrote:people who think its okay to do that sort of thing should be charged with a crime

Exactly. You shot the sheriff (but you did not shoot the deputy?), and now have a $5 bounty on your head because of it right?
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Post by dunnas Fri May 28, 2010 8:11 pm

Swerve wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Talon wrote:The only thing I can think of when looking at that picture is how spain-ful that would be

Yeah, I want to get that out of my mind. I don't want to ruminant on that for too long.

Coward.
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Post by Swerve Fri May 28, 2010 10:18 pm

I'm not working. I just fell asleep in the living room, which always leads to crappier sleep and getting up earlier.

I never actually use AF at work.

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Post by Honor Fri May 28, 2010 11:40 pm

dunnas wrote:
Honor wrote:people who think its okay to do that sort of thing should be charged with a crime

Exactly. You shot the sheriff (but you did not shoot the deputy?), and now have a $5 bounty on your head because of it right?

Um, it was a pun. Charged with a crime..Bulls charge stuff...
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Post by The_Edge Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:02 pm

ascona wrote:gringo has grandez cohonez del toro

Translation: "American haz bigz bull testiclez".

Ascona.. wtf? :jay:
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Post by Turbojett Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:11 pm

Well, I do have big balls.

They're such big balls.

Dirty big balls.
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Post by ascona Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:25 pm

si senor, grandez cohonez del toro commo semaforo rosso!
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Post by The_Edge Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:15 pm

ascona wrote:si senor, grandez cohonez del toro commo semaforo rosso!

Random thought... if you kick a man in the nuts, he goes down.

What happens if you kick say, a bull or a bear or gorilla WITH ALL OF YOUR STRENGHT in the nuts? Would they drop ot would they tear your head off?
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