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Post by JaysonAych Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:39 am

Just like Lindsay Lohan.

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Post by dunnas Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:04 am

Well I guess it's lucky you don't have one then. :smelly:


What are cheez-it's exactly? :shrug:
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Post by JaysonAych Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:14 am

dunnas wrote:Well I guess it's lucky you don't have one then. :smelly:


What are cheez-it's exactly? :shrug:

Little cheese-flavored snack crackers. They're good. wub

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Post by ascona Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:29 am

that's all unnessecary weight
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Post by Swerve Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:42 am

For a second I forgot that car was LHD...

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Post by dunnas Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:19 am

I did too. Very Happy


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Post by SBF Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:35 am

Wait, does she have one of those cup holders that fit in the air vent? :roflmao: :gah
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Post by Omni Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:08 am

It drives me crazy that people like that own cars I probably never will. I mean look at that Chasey Lain video where she's all cracked out, bitch has a shitload of money for getting pounded in her disease-ridden holes. :smelly:
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Post by Aristotle Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:53 am

hahaha she's such a meth-head wannabe.
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Post by Honor Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:52 pm

god shes a skanky lookin girl. she needs to put a few pounds on, tone up, and have her vag powerwashed and sterilized and she might be decently attractive again.


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Post by xtine Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:27 pm

honor man wrote:god shes a skanky lookin girl. she needs to put a few pounds on, tone up, and have her vag powerwashed and sterilized and she might be decently attractive again.

She's hanging around Samantha Ronson, who is equally gross.
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Post by Honor Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:38 pm

haha, samantha ronson. talk about white trash.


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Post by The_Edge Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:00 pm

honor man wrote:god shes a skanky lookin girl. she needs to put a few pounds on, tone up, and have her vag powerwashed and sterilized and she might be decently attractive again.

If she got her vag powerwashed and sterilized I'd soooo be all over it... Look at her body man, so hot :hump:

I wonder how she stays so thin eating cheez-its and non-light red bull so much... I see no puke stains in the car so she digests at least some of it :hmmm:
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Post by Honor Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:30 am

all that dick sucking and rim jobbing burns alot of calories
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Post by big_jesus Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:23 am

that girl and her lez friend prolly do the fister belvedere

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Post by JaysonAych Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:31 pm

big_jesus wrote:that girl and her lez friend prolly do the fister belvedere

STREAKS ON THE CHINA

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