Woman Tells Husband She Got Pregnant From Watching 3-D Pr0n, Moron Buys It

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

--- TechEye (via http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/woman_tells_husband_she_got_pr.php)

not even fish would fall for that, has to be bs.

Fish, the whole story is made up. There was never such woman, this was an article in an Onion-like Brazilian blog called "Sensacionalista". Gizmodo bought this, published a correction, and later removed the article from their site entirely.

Link below is in Portuguese, explaining the whole thing. You can use Google Translator if you want.

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78

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Honor wrote:not even fish would fall for that, has to be bs.

I figured it had to be but man, I wonder how many women will try using it as an excuse now.