Come up with interesting ways for me to use my hotel bible

I'm in Calgary, and I have a brand new bible in the stand beside my bed....what are some interesting things i could do with it?
I've already used it to hold open my door.


Suggestions?

Throw that fucker at somebody's head.

Open the front cover, hollow out the pages below with a gun shape and put it back for the next person.

Take a red marker and scribble all kinds of psuedo-prophetic babble in it, leaving a trail that ends up leading to some boring non-descript verse...circle that verse and put all kinds of stars and exclamation points on it, and a note above it saying THIS IS IT...THE KEY TO THE END OF THE WORLD

Tear the pages out, roll them up around an empty tp roll and stick in the tp holder before you check out.

Mark on the front "abridged for (x denomination)," then redact shitloads of it.

Write at the end of every Book, "You just lost the game."

Write at the end of every Book, "You just lost the game."



BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA OMFG HAHAHHAHAH

JaysonAych wrote:Write at the end of every Book, "You just lost the game."

...oh wait...

...FUCK!