His mission: to troll the fake gangstas of the world.

http://www.holladaddy.com/ (NSFW language)

it looks good, but i can't get the page to fully open. keeps crashing my ffox.

i wish they'd broken it up into a few pages.

does the format look mysteriously like that maddox website?

Aristotle wrote:i wish they'd broken it up into a few pages.

does the format look mysteriously like that maddox website?

It's similar, but I'm pretty sure it's not him. He says the site's getting a makeover now that it's getting popular.

great site

Me:
What the fuck is a nicca?

I totally want to fuck your son.

this is my life i live this shit every day

ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES

There is some good stuff in there

"ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES"

fuck. repost

"Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars."

HAHAHAHAHA
i love how he signs off


"THAS RIGHT.. BIATCH. imma fuckin pull that ugly azz wig off yo head and skull fuck u and yo family

dedbaby milkshakez n shit nawmeen? u be fuckin upsydown n insideout on da front of mah escalade, fuckin 2dolla dumpstah ho

holla mazel tov"

Message she sent me:
hey whats up


My response:
Your cholesterol.

holla-saurus rex

big_jesus wrote:Message she sent me:
hey whats up


My response:
Your cholesterol.

That's about my favorite

yeah man.

we shuld meet up and dem i can stick it in yo butt

Her:
R U SERIOUS

Me:
Yes.

Her:
oh okay

Me:
Wasn't ALF a great show?

Her:
what is that?

Him:
that last message was sent by my girl mami don't trip I think ur beautiful, lol she was just hatin, but we can kicc it whenever u want to, do u smoke? I got that kush all day, so holla at ya boi

Me:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.

Me:
I take great joy in the fact that our speaking in broken English does not distract from our lust for using made up words and fictional names for places that don't exist. And to answer your question... nah i dont guts no car, but i can gets one any time. we shuld hook up an get some skunkertoofs this weekend den chill at mah plce ova on murggle streat. Imma treat u rite all night long.

Her:
LOL THAT SOUNDS GOOD WITH ME PAPI

Me:
The human race is doomed.

Message she sent me:
i c u lookin sexy den a mug can i talk to u

My response:
sandwiches.

Her:
lol wat dat mean

Me:
what do you mean? they's delicious! I want one right now.

Her:
lol i can hook 1 up 4 u

Me:
ohh u tawkin now, gurl. tell me wut u'd put on dat samwich.

Her:
lol well wat ever meat u like sum tomatos letuce katchup mayo wat eva bread u like and cut it in half

Me:
ohhh dats right girl. dats nice, dats nice. wut kinda plate you put it on, yo?
u gettin mah shit alll worked up gurl.

Her:
lmao..... imma put it on a pretty shiney black plate with gold trimming....

Me:
oh dats nice gurl. im so hard right now. Do i gets any chips with dose? Can a brutha get some grapesoda?

Her:
of course u can wats a sandwich with no chips or grapesoda!?

Me:
exactly gurl... so da samwich is made nice and good. can u walk it ova 2 me? i bets u look good walkin it ova.

Her:
oh yea most def i can do dat... maybe in my purple 3 inch heels and a cute lil see thru outfit..

Me:
ooooooooo, dats real nice gurl. real nice. can u feed it 2 me?

Her:
yea i can feed it to u wit my freshly manicure fingers

Me:
fresh gurl.. dats so nice. it tasts so good shawday. u dids a real nice job thur. what else can u do for me?

Her:
lol think u soo funny

Me:
the sammich was good, but u needs to get these dishes da fuck outta here. the game's comin on.

Her:
ok ok yes daddy im to it right now... anything else
maybe a massage while u watch da game?

Me:
I said shut the fuck up. The game's on.

awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that

because its a certain way us black people talk like gang bangers for example thay have there own talk an thats what im use to talking and spelling the way they do an this isnt how i talk all the time dis is da way dat i b spell n out ma words see thaths

I love that acting completely uneducated is a way to be cool