Re: THE OFFICIAL US ELECTION DAY THREAD

[JaysonAych]

Or a fat guy.

Or a fat guy fucking a chicken.

[xtine]

I'm NOT HERE and NOT REFRESHING.

[JaysonAych]

I'm NOT HERE and NOT REFRESHING.

GOOD.

[SBF]

What the fuck happened to Wally

He couldn't deal with both a good job and an Obama presidency on the horizon, and he had a stroke.

Now he's laying on the floor, can't feel his left side, and has deficated or spilled Starbucks on himself.

[SBF]

I'm NOT HERE and NOT REFRESHING.

You're gonna be leaving us all soon anyway for this so called "JOB".

[JaysonAych]

What the fuck happened to Wally

He couldn't deal with both a good job and an Obama presidency on the horizon, and he had a stroke.

Now he's laying on the floor, can't feel his left side, and has deficated or spilled Starbucks on himself.

I have a feeling Wally sufficiently protected his Starbucks. His pants though...yeah, they're ruined.

[SBF]

CNN is talking about how they're not sure if the hispanics will vote for an african-american.

Sounds like they're playing "Spic's and Spade's" by Milton Bradley.

[SBF]

What the fuck happened to Wally

He couldn't deal with both a good job and an Obama presidency on the horizon, and he had a stroke.

Now he's laying on the floor, can't feel his left side, and has deficated or spilled Starbucks on himself.

I have a feeling Wally sufficiently protected his Starbucks. His pants though...yeah, they're ruined.

his cat is probably profusely licking the peanut butter off his scrotum as well.

[xtine]

I'm NOT HERE and NOT REFRESHING.

You're gonna be leaving us all soon anyway for this so called "JOB".

Define "soon," because it's 10:25pm and my job starts at 8am.

Uh.

NOT HERE.

[SBF]

I'm NOT HERE and NOT REFRESHING.

You're gonna be leaving us all soon anyway for this so called "JOB".

Define "soon," because it's 10:25pm and my job starts at 8am.

Uh.

NOT HERE.

I thought you said you had to go to work or something along those lines.

Oh well, case at hand is that wally has had a stroke and had defecated on himself.

[ryguy79]

Or a fat guy.

Or a fat guy fucking a chicken.

2 fatguys eating huge buckets of fried chicken while fucking.

[JaysonAych]

CNN is talking about how they're not sure if the hispanics will vote for an african-american.

Sounds like they're playing "Spic's and Spade's" by Milton Bradley.

On MSNBC, they're talking about how the Hispanic vote is actually improved in Florida. They were saying that the McCain camp was so desperate, that they were placing robocalls to Cuban immigrants that Fidel Castro was endorsing Obama

[JaysonAych]

Or a fat guy.

Or a fat guy fucking a chicken.

2 fatguys eating huge buckets of fried chicken while fucking.

And singing "God Bless The USA."

[SBF]

CNN is talking about how they're not sure if the hispanics will vote for an african-american.

Sounds like they're playing "Spic's and Spade's" by Milton Bradley.

On MSNBC, they're talking about how the Hispanic vote is actually improved in Florida. They were saying that the McCain camp was so desperate, that they were placing robocalls to Cuban immigrants that Fidel Castro was endorsing Obama

Everyone got a kick out of the Spics and Spades board game joke I threw out here.

I hate myself

Haha. Fidel Castro for Obama!

[Aristotle]

fuck a bunch of republicans. obama's giant negro dicked tidal wave of voters are throwing down

[JaysonAych]

Indiana:

Obama 49.3
McCain 49.6

11.5% of the state left to report

[JaysonAych]

fuck a bunch of republicans. obama's giant negro dicked tidal wave of voters are throwing down

Today, we're all giant-dicked negros.

[SBF]

fuck a bunch of republicans. obama's giant negro dicked tidal wave of voters are throwing down

Thank god aris is back.

[Aristotle]

fuck a bunch of republicans. obama's giant negro dicked tidal wave of voters are throwing down

Today, we're all giant-dicked negros.

indeed!

[SBF]

Indiana:

Obama 49.3
McCain 49.6

11.5% of the state left to report

Holy fuck.

[Aristotle]

fuck a bunch of republicans. obama's giant negro dicked tidal wave of voters are throwing down

Thank god aris is black.

indeed!

[Aristotle]

Indiana:

Obama 49.3
McCain 49.6

11.5% of the state left to report

Holy fuck.

indeed!

[SBF]

I think something bad has happened to wally, he's not on facebook.

[Aristotle]

the USA really is just two countries. maybe we should let the reds secede.

[Aristotle]

indiana threw wally over the edge

[SBF]

indiana threw wally over the edge

Threw? its more like catapulted.

[Aristotle]

this is going to be so awesome. all anyone will hear in the south for the next 4 years is shit about niggers and civil war.

[Aristotle]

hmmm..on second thought, i suppose that's not much different than how it is now.

[SBF]

Maybe an uprising of Confederate Flags or Fags, one of the two.

[TheWoerus]

haha nope I'm still here. Went out for a brisk walk to clear my head, fart.

[SBF]

You fuck we were making bets that you had a stroke and defecated on yourself.

[TheWoerus]

this is going to be so awesome. all anyone will hear in the south for the next 4 years is shit about niggers and civil war.

[TheWoerus]

You fuck we were making bets that you had a stroke and defecated on yourself.

I didn't have a stroke. I can tell you that much.

[SBF]

Ugh.

[TheWoerus]

haha Obama is ahead in Montana. WTF.

[SBF]

damn Obama could have had the 13 original colonies.

[Aristotle]

hahaha

"pilgrims for obama"

[TheWoerus]

FOX called Virginia win for Obama

[Aristotle]

palin is going to be the next judge joe brown

[SBF]

palin is going to be the next judge joe brown

"Well you got a little ahead of yourself and got all mavericky didn't you?"

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