AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .
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Sleaze- I put the 'mo in emo.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .
soliz:
Awww dude. . . reminds me of #4. hot, hot chick. . .picke dher up at a club. . .took her to her place. .start unbottoning her jeans. . . and as soon as I slide that shit past her pussy. . .i get hot with the pungent odor of stale barbecue. . . dude. . I almost panicked as she was starting to push my head down.
I'm like fuck this shit. . . ."Gotdamn girl. . .go in there and wash your ass. . "
She gets mildly offended and goes in to take a shower.
I immediately steal some of her panties and leave while she's in the shower. . .
never heard or saw her again. . .
big_jesus- You have a long way to go before achieving total failure, but you're on the right path
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it's was spur of the moment. . . no one can say I'm not spontaneous. . . sleep.gif
Dude. . there was shit everywhere. . . .after I pulled out the first time and she crapped herself. . (diarrhea type crap). . she reaches back and tries to hold the shit in with her hand
I'm like fuck you bitch and keep fuckign her so she is bent over my coffee table with shit on her hands and kneeling in it also. . .
it's quite possibly the most disgusting and sexually degrading thing I've ever done in my life. . .
well besides pissing on women. . .
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .
now THAT was a good thread.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .
good times. . .
Sleaze- I put the 'mo in emo.
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .
WALLY ATE A BIH ON HER PERIOD??!?!
sick fuck
sick fuck
milleniahead- is full of anguish
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Re: AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .
you dont remember? this is why he's always spouting off about how beautiful a woman's menstruation is
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I bet wally offers his services on the vampire websites..
Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..
Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..
Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..
Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..
milleniahead- is full of anguish
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iron, dude. iron.
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milleniahead wrote:I bet wally offers his services on the vampire websites..
Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..
Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..
Sleaze- I put the 'mo in emo.
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big_jesus wrote:iron, dude. iron.
Not colored blood.
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ahh, so true. you cheapasses.
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Hands down oral sex during menstruation. . .Wally is the winner man. .
Sleaze- I put the 'mo in emo.
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i dont think wally knew what oral sex was back then...
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Fuck, I definitely shuddered just reading that shit. I usually go for shower sex if they're on the rag...if only just because I don't want to deal with the mess afterwards.
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The king retains his crown.
I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.
Pics?
I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.
Pics?
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dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...
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Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...
Except for the smell.
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TheWoerus wrote:The king retains his crown.
I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.
Pics?
OMG. . .stop. . .I'm bowing down you sick fuck. . . King of depravity. . .
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big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...
That's foreplay my good man. . .
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Turbofrog wrote:Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...
Except for the smell.
i had on a scuba mask. . . dont' ask. .
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Soul Ease wrote:Turbofrog wrote:Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...
Except for the smell.
i had on a scuba mask. . . dont' ask. .
PLEASE tell me you had the flippers on too. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...
Yeah, I don't think I could do that.
A > B > C ---> A > C
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we were much more interesting people back then.
well, you guys were, i mean.
well, you guys were, i mean.
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Aristotle wrote:we were much more interesting people back then.
well, you guys were, i mean.
The Law Firm fucking took it all out of me. I'm nothing but a dessicated hulk of what used to me an interesting person.
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I'm even too lazy to change the typo.
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yeah now we're just dudes that buy lattes and bitch about the president.
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At least it's a typo with character. It almost helps your point.TheWoerus wrote:I'm even too lazy to change the typo.
Turbofrog- mis'-e-ry (n.) 1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances. 2. Me.
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how about those new fucking mac laptops?
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jesus fucking christ
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pathetic. . the lot of you. .
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Aristotle wrote:yeah now we're just dudes that buy lattes and bitch about the president.
So, this is it until death... fffuck
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yeah, it's not pretty.
i'm going off a bridge, though. i've got it all planned out. the camera will be attached to a bungee cord to record everything for posterity. i just have to figure out how to stream it, so it gets saved on the net before the police confiscate it.
i'm going off a bridge, though. i've got it all planned out. the camera will be attached to a bungee cord to record everything for posterity. i just have to figure out how to stream it, so it gets saved on the net before the police confiscate it.
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"i fucked a girl while she was on her period, just kinda don't look down, pretend that you don't see all that blood on your dick, and i went to the bathroom to wash off, and i come back and she's scooping the blood and cum out of herself and licking it up. i was aghast...
i had to go watch inane tv for a while and drink straight bourbon."
Haha, fuckin' big j. Did you ever fuck that girl again after that? I can't even imagine what I'd do if I saw that.
i had to go watch inane tv for a while and drink straight bourbon."
Haha, fuckin' big j. Did you ever fuck that girl again after that? I can't even imagine what I'd do if I saw that.
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Well that ended the thread with a bang!!!
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I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.
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thewalrus wrote:I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.
You gained the throne that day Wally. . .
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