ARIS, this one's for you
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ARIS, this one's for you
by xtine Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:32 pm
Dutch designer Eric Klarenbeek has created contacts that give the appearance of crying. The crystal "tears" are attached to the contact by a thin wire, and due to interest from Klarenbeek's prototype, you'll soon be able to purchase a pair for about $270.
"You can't feel the wire dangling, it doesn't affect your sight and the lens moves along gently with your eyeball, even while blinking," Klarenbeek says. "If someone tugs on the wire while you are wearing it the lens will just fall out — or at the very worst the wire might break."
Demo video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWzllOnYW-4
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by TheWoerus Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:30 pm
I'm not filled with rue (or woe) anymore!
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by Aristotle Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:09 pm
fuck you fucking traitor
also, what if a breeze blows that fucking wrecking ball into your retina?!?!?!
i'll tell you what:
PAIN
also, what if a breeze blows that fucking wrecking ball into your retina?!?!?!
i'll tell you what:
PAIN
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by dunnas Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:48 pm
Right, except for the whole contact lens protecting your retina from such instances part. :jay:Aristotle wrote:fuck you fucking traitor
also, what if a breeze blows that fucking wrecking ball into your retina?!?!?!
i'll tell you what:
PAIN
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by xtine Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:22 am
TheWoerus wrote:I'm not filled with rue (or woe) anymore!
Fine. It's been changed.
Aris is the new spokesman for Rue and Woe.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by TheWoerus Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:52 am
xtine wrote:TheWoerus wrote:I'm not filled with rue (or woe) anymore!
Fine. It's been changed.
Aris is the new spokesman for Rue and Woe.
I feel so left out.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by xtine Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:48 pm
TheWoerus wrote:xtine wrote:TheWoerus wrote:I'm not filled with rue (or woe) anymore!
Fine. It's been changed.
Aris is the new spokesman for Rue and Woe.
I feel so left out.
Now you have something to be woeful about, Woerus.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by Aristotle Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:58 pm
this fucking non woerus wally is bullshit.
i hate this place.
i hate this place.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by TheWoerus Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:44 pm
Aristotle wrote:this fucking non woerus wally is bullshit.
i hate this place.
I'm woeing, I'm woeing.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by TheWoerus Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:44 pm
I'll even throw a rue in there for good measure! You know, like how I'm rueing the fact that Married girl is bringing her newest boyfriend to our lunch date!
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by TheWoerus Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:44 pm
Wow. I just picked right up where I left off.... didn't I?
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by Aristotle Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:11 pm
how is married girl bringing a 'boyfriend' to a lunch?
did i miss something?
did i miss something?
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by dunnas Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:49 pm
Wally broke up the marriage years ago. 
That's not a joke, I think he really did.
That's not a joke, I think he really did.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by TheWoerus Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:42 am
dunnas wrote:Wally broke up the marriage years ago.
That's not a joke, I think he really did.
yeah. Aris, this was the whole married girl / piano at the wedding girl / Toronto Girl / NYC Girl fiasco.
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by Omni Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:35 am
Those contacts suck. It doesn't even look like real tears. 
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Re: ARIS, this one's for you
by dunnas Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:48 am
There's no chance you wouldn't notice it either.
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