Crazy Fucking News - YOU WONT BELEIVE IT

Cooper is getting married on June 5th, 2009......................... In Vegas.

The marriage part is unbelievable. The Vegas part, however...

JaysonAych wrote:The marriage part is unbelievable. The Vegas part, however...

that is very true.

Are you goin?

honor man wrote:Are you goin?

No. its a small gathering (10 people)

Has he decided which hooker he is going to marry or will it be random?

VS wrote:Has he decided which hooker he is going to marry or will it be random?

It'll be like the Bachelor. He'll give one lucky girl a crack pipe with a half-dead rose in it.

So he finally got someone pregnant, and, as luck would have it the Father had a shot-gun, eh?

millertime wrote:Cooper is getting married on June 5th, 2009......................... In Vegas.

Let me guess, the fag thinks that the girl vaguely resembles cameron diaz and plans to divorce her the next day? (guess the movie that came from).
Or, fag thinks she resembles demi moore?

My last guess, gay marriage was legalized in Nevada or he got someone pregnant?

VS: he has been dating the girl for a year.
wally: I doubt he got her pregnant

The chick has done quite the job on straightening him out.

i'm a little speechless.

Yea he better have married her if she set him straight.

Who's the luck dude?

milleniahead wrote:Yea he better have married her if she set him straight.

On the wedding night:

Daffodil: Honey, why is your underwear so huge?
Wife: To make room for my package
Daffodil:

get over it rod. he hasnt been by here in years and you're still jerking off over him.

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:get over it rod. he hasnt been by here in years and you're still jerking off over him.

Says the dude who just came back to AF and flames me again

i call it as i see it. cant be fucked with your constant hounding anymore, hence hardly being here these days. you need to get yourself a life away from the internet

I can't wait until June 5th!!!

I've never been to Vegas and then to be de-flowered!!!

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:i call it as i see it. cant be fucked with your constant hounding anymore, hence hardly being here these days. you need to get yourself a life away from the internet

...says the ONLY one who noticed I was not in AF for 2 weeks

1300ZUK wrote:I can't wait until June 5th!!!

I've never been to Vegas and then to be de-flowered!!!

I heard hookers are also illegal in vegas, but not in some small towns in NV?

it's true, rod. outside of the city, they have state-regulated brothels. it's where the infamous 'mustang ranch' was/is. i thought it closed, but i could be wrong. nevertheless, there are plenty of others just like it.

^ Yea, like the Bunny Ranch. Same thing, different name.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html

Aristotle wrote:it's true, rod. outside of the city, they have state-regulated brothels. it's where the infamous 'mustang ranch' was/is. i thought it closed, but i could be wrong. nevertheless, there are plenty of others just like it.

Crazy shit!

You'd think it'd be a better known fact hahaha.

i guess it's one of those things that everyone knows about but doesn't really talk about. dateline or 60 minutes did a segment about one of the brothels, and a few of the girls were actually real good-looking. most weren't so hot, though.

Talon wrote:^ Yea, like the Bunny Ranch. Same thing, different name.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html

I've heard that place is crazy expensive

Aristotle wrote:it's true, rod. outside of the city, they have state-regulated brothels. it's where the infamous 'mustang ranch' was/is. i thought it closed, but i could be wrong. nevertheless, there are plenty of others just like it.

Because legal hookers actually in Vegas would denigrate that town's wholesome reputation.

JaysonAych wrote:

Aristotle wrote:it's true, rod. outside of the city, they have state-regulated brothels. it's where the infamous 'mustang ranch' was/is. i thought it closed, but i could be wrong. nevertheless, there are plenty of others just like it.

Because legal hookers actually in Vegas would denigrate that town's wholesome reputation.

right!! It's a nice little resort town the whole family can go to. :jay:

WTF

stfu
gtfo