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And then the goat claimed to be a prince having trouble getting to some money that had been bequeathed to him.

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Post by JaysonAych Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:52 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090124/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief;_ylt=AgjTl7AO6NZXEVqiUSPjoOCs0NUE

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.
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Post by Aristotle Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:52 pm

times really are tough.
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Post by Olds Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:56 am

yeah, i'd say they're in baaaaaahd shape.
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Post by Olds Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:56 am

This story really rams that point home, and ewe better believe it.
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Post by JaysonAych Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:44 am

You can't bleat a good pun thread.

I kid though...these puns aren't a-mountain to much.
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Post by Omni Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:34 pm

Fuckin idiots.
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Post by Olds Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:44 pm

That's not really a pun, omni.
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Post by thewalrus Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:31 pm

It would behoove Omni to play along.
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Post by Omni Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:20 pm

Fuck playing along. :curses:
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Post by thewalrus Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:22 pm

Omni wrote:Fuck playing along. :curses:

Talk about word association. The first thing Omni thinks about when we mention goats, it the word "fuck".
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Post by Omni Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:24 pm

Eh, goats have little interest to me sexually anymore.
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Post by Swerve Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:17 pm

Puns aside, you have to give the Nigerian police force credit. Precedent suggests Australian or US cops would have filled that goat with lead. At least this one gets to go to trial.

Only question is whether the goat can a-billy defend himself in the pen.

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Post by The_Edge Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:35 pm

It smells like a scam to me. The police didn't want to aprehend the dude, or he was their friend, or he brived them, so they made up the goat story. No matter how superstitious you are, you cannot see a man transform into a goat before your eyes out of suggestion.
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Post by Bluntman Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:16 pm

And then the goat claimed to be a prince having trouble getting to some money that had been bequeathed to him. Goat10
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