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Post by Turbofrog Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:31 am


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Post by TheWoerus Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:32 am

It's not terrible. But it's not a stunner either. Kind of looks like a longer version of the new Impreza.
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Post by TheWoerus Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:33 am

Also, Porsche should stick to sports cars.
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Post by VS Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:42 am

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Post by Bluntman Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:01 pm

Reminds me of a skinny black girl with a fat ass.I think it should be called "Booquisha". ^_^ :)
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Post by Omni Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:08 pm

That thing is horrid. I also agree that they need to stick to sports cars. It isn't like they weren't making money that way.
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Post by Omni Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:09 pm

Also, the cheapest is $127,000? Why the fuck wouldn't you just buy one of their sports cars if you're already spending that kind of money? :grrr:
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Post by TheWoerus Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:25 pm

Omni wrote:Also, the cheapest is $127,000? Why the fuck wouldn't you just buy one of their sports cars if you're already spending that kind of money? :grrr:

You could buy a BMW wagon and a 911 for the price I think. Insane. They actually think this will sell? Looking like that?
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Post by big_jesus Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:16 pm

that looks like an old lady fart passed through an onion
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Post by Les_Vipers_rule Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:48 pm

TheWoerus wrote:Also, Porsche should stick to sports cars.

I agree, when a company starts to change its market definition in Porsche's case sports coupes and convertibles to include other products that have not been traditionally a part of, it in trying to increase market share may actually in the long run lose because it loses its core identity and the flavour that brought many enthusiasts to it. It started with their ugly SUV and now this car in the photo here. The car in the photo here looks alright better than the SUV and is probably a pretty good car but it is not what Porsche is to be about.
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Post by JaysonAych Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:14 pm

The only bit of Porsche styling I've been impressed with at all in the last 15 years was the Carrera GT. It's like, hey Porsche...it's okay to have a couple of models that don't look like 911 knock-offs. You've had models before that didn't look like a 911 at all and did just fine.
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Post by big_jesus Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:28 pm

oh i don't agree at all. they cayman is HOTTTT
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Post by Aristotle Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:41 pm

Bluntman wrote:Reminds me of a skinny black girl with a fat ass.I think it should be called "Booquisha". ^_^ :)

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by 911 Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:59 pm

I have a tough time believing that's what it'll look like. At least I hope not.

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Post by ascona Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:23 pm

maybe the illusion of no camo is the best camo . . .


and i am a fan of sporty 4door sports cars. one of my favourite cars still is the early 90s maserati quattroporte. srsly. and my other sporty car that isn't a real race thing, is an m5.
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Post by Tailhappy Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:13 pm

I'd rather a Rapide.

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Post by Tailhappy Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:15 pm

THIS is how you do a 4 door supercar. I'm looking at you, Porsche.

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Post by ascona Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:44 pm

fuck allayall

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or more perfect:

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Post by ascona Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:45 pm

that's how you do.
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Post by Tailhappy Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:58 pm

Ascona wrote:fuck allayall

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No. Roofline, yes. Everything else, no.
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Post by ascona Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:59 pm

Benfolio wrote:
Ascona wrote:fuck allayall

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No. Roofline, yes. Everything else, no.

dude, man, the only thing that could be improved would be the wheels. apart from them, that car is perfect.
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Post by ascona Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:01 pm

at least the quattroporte shows some dignity and class, rather than to be the "OMG sportscar with two doors flapped on, but we still need to make it look sporty or noone would buy it cause we're aston and porsche"


it's got class.
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Post by JaysonAych Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:29 pm

The current Quattroporte is fairly meh.

If the next Quattroporte has looks derived from the new Gran Turismo, then yes.
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Post by Aristotle Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:18 am

ITT: hideous automobiles.
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Post by Swerve Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:45 am

Aston Martin is the perfect example of a car company with distinct models that don't look distinct at all. The Rapide is hot, although I would have to have a lot of kids to even think about buying it over a coupe. And there's no point buying two Astons since they all look the same.

Porsche is the perfect example of trying to give every model 911 queues, not realising that they only just work on the rear-engined original. The Panamera is the worst looking car ever with the worst name ever.

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Post by Swerve Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:08 am

The Cayman is a great looking car, but the roofline is definitely going for the baby sports car look, rather than truly exotic.

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Post by Turbofrog Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:47 am

Swerve wrote:The Cayman is a great looking car, but the roofline is definitely going for the baby sports car look, rather than truly exotic.
Which I don't think is a bad thing, since that's what it is.

I saw an Austin-Healey 3000 the other day. I really like those cars.

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Post by Swerve Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:15 am

Porsche could have made it look like anything but they held back. It's cool but in some ways a wasted opportunity.

Not that everyone should be as adventurous as BMW when they put a roof on their convertible model.

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Post by Spinal Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:17 am

Ouch... The real Porsche is inside that thing, right?
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