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Post by xtine Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:23 pm

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.

Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.

According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.

The man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer's presence until they addressed him and still did not say anything.

Officers arrested Miller for felony Public Indecency, at which time Miller asked the officer for another chance. Officers declined and took Miller in double-locked handcuffs to the Allen County Lock-up instead.

Mr. Miller had a previous conviction for an unrelated public nudity incident.

A neighbor watching the scene, who wished to remain confidential, told police she had seen Miller walk around naked in his home with the front window and door open on several occasions. She said, "He does it 24/24. He's not right."

The neighbor also told police she doesn't appreciate that he walks around naked for all to see in her neighborhood.

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Post by Honor Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:28 pm

i know this girl who goes streaking on a regular basis and sometimes takes naked bike rides. always at night though.
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Post by Aristotle Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:17 pm

pants always lives up to his reputation.
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Post by ascona Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:57 pm

wtf? it's his fucking own home :Smelly:

if he wants to take claw hammers up the ass then let him do so. who gives a shit if people can see it from the streets? they have no busyness with what's happening in his house. i really hate that. it's my fucking house. you shocked bout what happens here? then don't fucking look.
fucking fucks.


and closing the blinds is bad for the environment. it forces you to turn on the lights, consuming more electrics thus killing the netherlands and millions of species.

if i were a lawyer, i could talk him out of it. i think.
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Post by Omni Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:40 pm

Ascona wrote:wtf? it's his fucking own home :Smelly:

if he wants to take claw hammers up the ass then let him do so. who gives a shit if people can see it from the streets? they have no busyness with what's happening in his house. i really hate that. it's my fucking house. you shocked bout what happens here? then don't fucking look.
fucking fucks.


and closing the blinds is bad for the environment. it forces you to turn on the lights, consuming more electrics thus killing the netherlands and millions of species.

if i were a lawyer, i could talk him out of it. i think.

I dunno man, would you really want to be walking down the street with your kids only to notice your neighbor standing in front of his window sticking a claw hammer up his ass and slathering himself with motor oil?
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Post by Honor Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:46 pm

thats a pretty convincing case, ascona :whatever:
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Post by ascona Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:59 pm

Omni wrote:
Ascona wrote:wtf? it's his fucking own home :Smelly:

if he wants to take claw hammers up the ass then let him do so. who gives a shit if people can see it from the streets? they have no busyness with what's happening in his house. i really hate that. it's my fucking house. you shocked bout what happens here? then don't fucking look.
fucking fucks.


and closing the blinds is bad for the environment. it forces you to turn on the lights, consuming more electrics thus killing the netherlands and millions of species.

if i were a lawyer, i could talk him out of it. i think.

I dunno man, would you really want to be walking down the street with your kids only to notice your neighbor standing in front of his window sticking a claw hammer up his ass and slathering himself with motor oil?

the motor oil probably just served as anal lube . . .

and yes, if i wouldn't want my kids to see shit like that, iu would have taugh tthem not to look into other people's windows. that's just impollite and very obnauxious.


my brother lives an the first floor of a flat, he's got no sunlight at the moment, cause if he opens his blinds, everybody's just lookin in. even despite his "blinding" curtains. and it's fucking obnauxious. why the fuck do people stop to try and look inside an appartment they don't live in? i don't know. why wouldn't they just not look in there and wolk on? i don't know.


but my brother is the victim of other people not resisting the urge of peering into his living room. what the hell are they thinkincg? it's HIS living room. not theirs. they have nothing to say about *his* living room. that's why it's *his* livingroom, nad not *their*'s. oh, wait' it isn't *their*'s. so why on earth wouldi they complain that it's not what they want to see?



in just a matter of time people'll get sued cause people're'n't watching the TVshows tho passers by want to watch. want to watch a tv show? go homo and watch it. want to not watch some naked guy put objects in his ass, then simply NET look inside other people's house's windows.


pretty easy, no?
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Post by ascona Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:00 pm

honestly, if your kids would notice tht, it's just a clear case of bad parenting. kids shouldn't be peering into othe r people's houses.
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Post by Omni Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:05 pm

Dude, sometimes you can't help but notice a naked man standing in front of his giant window. People aren't going to wear horse blinders and what if you live across the street and just happen to be looking out your own window? :roflmao:
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Post by dunnas Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:06 pm

You're talking some crazy shit. You don't have to be peering into a house to notice someone naked standing at a window. To suggest that you can train a child to not look around at anything is just ridiculous. :thwak:

As for your brother, I imagine when you say 'blinding' curtains you're talking about the thin lace curtains. Unless your brother has a dozen 500W light bulbs in his living room people shouldn't be able to see in during the day.


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Post by Honor Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:06 pm

it was a large picture window. and it was prob pretty close to the street. anyone walking by with peripheral vision could probably see him.
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Post by ascona Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:10 pm

Omni wrote:Dude, sometimes you can't help but notice a naked man standing in front of his giant window. People aren't going to wear horse blinders and what if you live across the street and just happen to be looking out your own window? :roflmao:
yeah, that's one time. after that, if your kids see the neighbour across the street beingnude in front of the window, maybe your kids want to see naked dudes. and for a one-timer, one doesn't file a complaint.


everything after that one time is just gay.
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Post by Omni Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:14 pm

Ascona wrote:
Omni wrote:Dude, sometimes you can't help but notice a naked man standing in front of his giant window. People aren't going to wear horse blinders and what if you live across the street and just happen to be looking out your own window? :roflmao:
yeah, that's one time. after that, if your kids see the neighbour across the street beingnude in front of the window, maybe your kids want to see naked dudes. and for a one-timer, one doesn't file a complaint.


everything after that one time is just gay.
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Post by 00ranger Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:17 am

Honor Kleinberger wrote:i know this girl who goes streaking on a regular basis and sometimes takes naked bike rides. always at night though.
she hot?
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Post by JaysonAych Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:43 am

Honor Kleinberger wrote:it was a large picture window. and it was prob pretty close to the street. anyone walking by with peripheral vision could probably see him.

And also, the front door was wide open.

It's one thing if you've got curtains or blinds drawn and some sicko is trying to peer through the cracks, but if you've got everything wide open, then that's on you.
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Post by Honor Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:47 am

00ranger wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i know this girl who goes streaking on a regular basis and sometimes takes naked bike rides. always at night though.
she hot?


yeah. she has enormous tits.
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Post by 00ranger Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:49 am

Honor Kleinberger wrote:
00ranger wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i know this girl who goes streaking on a regular basis and sometimes takes naked bike rides. always at night though.
she hot?


yeah. she has enormous tits.
and where does she live :rapist:
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Post by Honor Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:05 am

i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah
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Post by ascona Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:21 am

JaysonAych wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:it was a large picture window. and it was prob pretty close to the street. anyone walking by with peripheral vision could probably see him.

And also, the front door was wide open.

It's one thing if you've got curtains or blinds drawn and some sicko is trying to peer through the cracks, but if you've got everything wide open, then that's on you.

what's that supposed to mean?

it's a fucking man, minding his own business. and if other people would do the same, there'd be no need for doors and locks and all that shit.

it's his house, and in his house he does what he pleases. if that includes anally molesting oneself with a hammer with all the doors and blinds opened, then so be it. it's not his responsability to make sure nobody looks inside.


next thing we're not allewed to surf goatse on our computers, cause creeps could be able to look through the window and think it's sickening. . where is this world coming to
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Post by xtine Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:23 am

Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by Omni Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:30 am

Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:
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Post by xtine Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:34 am

Where the fuck is Pants?
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Post by 00ranger Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:30 am

Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah
:curses:
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Post by Honor Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:59 pm

Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:

i wholeheartedly disagree. at least right now. :curses:
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Post by Honor Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:59 pm

00ranger wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah
:curses:

i dreamt about them again last night. waffles that is.
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Post by 00ranger Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:34 pm

Honor Kleinberger wrote:
00ranger wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah
:curses:

i dreamt about them again last night. waffles that is.
dude?
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Post by xtine Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:48 pm

Honor is going to make his own version of "American Pie." :roflmao:
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Post by xtine Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:55 pm

AWFUL WAFFLE! AWFUL WAFFLE!

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Post by Honor Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:26 pm

hell no. salute your shorts was awesome. wub
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Post by Aristotle Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:49 pm

i have to find a good waffle place in seattle.

every time i see honor's avatar, i want a fucking waffle. :smelly:
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Post by JaysonAych Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:12 am

Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:

I thought so too, but then I found this chart...

Pants, you live in Indiana now? Waffle10
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Post by xtine Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:35 am

:roflmao:
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Post by Bluntman Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:59 am

Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:
And syrup.Done! :zachsgotgas:
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Post by Honor Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:05 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:

I thought so too, but then I found this chart...

Pants, you live in Indiana now? Waffle10

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by Tailhappy Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:25 pm

Honor Kleinberger wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:

I thought so too, but then I found this chart...

Pants, you live in Indiana now? Waffle10

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
I disagree. Kittieh are VERy easy to heat up. :smellywub:
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Post by TheWoerus Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:31 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:

I thought so too, but then I found this chart...

Pants, you live in Indiana now? Waffle10


Aaahahahaha that's the best thing ever.
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Post by JaysonAych Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:10 pm

TheWoerus wrote:
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Omni wrote:
Honor Kleinberger wrote:i cant think of pussy right now, all i want is a giant stack of waffles :gah

I dunno dude, I think pussy might be better... :roflmao:

I thought so too, but then I found this chart...

Pants, you live in Indiana now? Waffle10


Aaahahahaha that's the best thing ever.

For some reason, I was really inspired to put that thing together :gah :smelly:
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Post by 911 Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:41 pm

I personally like the freezer one.

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Post by JaysonAych Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:45 pm

911 wrote:I personally like the freezer one.

That's my favorite one as well :roflmao:
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