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by JaysonAych Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:40 am
If only they made a vehicle, say a utility vehicle, with a large cargo area big enough to store a push mower. But they don't, so I have to haul it around in this tiny rickety homemade trailer that causes me to take turns at 2 MPH and not be able to accelerate for shit. Why can't they make something like that?
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Re: If only...
by Tailhappy Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:16 am
You might as well ask for a vehicle to be made that is not only fast, comfortable, handles amazing, and has AWD.... but can also carry 10ft 2X4s in its storage area.
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by SBF Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:51 am
I think he's pointing out the fact that the person in front of him is driving a Honda Pilot that has enough room to haul the lawn mower.
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by Honor Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:53 pm
I'm sure the Pilot driver is well aware of that. Maybe he has a lot of other stuff in it and can't fit the lawnmower in too, maybe he had more in the trailer and he just dropped it off and only the lawnmower is left now, maybe he doesn't want a dirty, gas-smelling lawnmower inside his car...there could be lots of reasons why.
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by ascona Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:05 pm
it appears the pilot has his 3rd seat row up, so he'll be fully loaded with people. and i dare you to get a lawn mower in the boot of one of those with the 3 seat rows up
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by Turbojett Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:48 am
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Re: If only...
by Tailhappy Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:57 pm
If it be one of dem new fangled folding handle models, they be quite compact when folded up.ascona wrote:it appears the pilot has his 3rd seat row up, so he'll be fully loaded with people. and i dare you to get a lawn mower in the boot of one of those with the 3 seat rows up
I dun bought a new one from the Sears and the box fit in the trunk of my Crown Vic.
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Re: If only...
by Talon Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:49 am
Tailhappy wrote:ascona wrote:it appears the pilot has his 3rd seat row up, so he'll be fully loaded with people. and i dare you to get a lawn mower in the boot of one of those with the 3 seat rows up
If it be one of dem new fangled folding handle models, they be quite compact when folded up.
I dun bought a new one from the Sears and the box fit in the trunk of my Crown Vic.
Right next to the dead hookers?
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Re: If only...
by Talon Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:36 pm
Honor wrote:dead thai transvestite hookers
You could probably use the lawn mower to dice them up first. That'd be efficient.
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Re: If only...
by ascona Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:00 pm
Talon wrote:Honor wrote:dead thai transvestite hookers
You could probably use the lawn mower to dice them up first. That'd be efficient.
but ruins your cloth trunk lining
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Re: If only...
by Tailhappy Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:53 pm
Why police cars have rubber floors but carpeted trunks I will never know.
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Re: If only...
by Talon Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:23 pm
ascona wrote:Talon wrote:Honor wrote:dead thai transvestite hookers
You could probably use the lawn mower to dice them up first. That'd be efficient.
but ruins your cloth trunk lining
Lay a tarp down first?
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Re: If only...
by Honor Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:10 pm
Talon wrote:Honor wrote:dead thai transvestite hookers
You could probably use the lawn mower to dice them up first. That'd be efficient.
Or one of these machines.
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