i cant imagine ever being this bored...

try harder.

what a stupid douchebag

The 56-year-old, who already holds several other world records

I can only imagine.

i might hold the record for getting the most lateral Gs in a green, belgian, materia 4x4.

i hold the record for most time spent in front of a computer in my underwear drinking flat diet root beer.

srsly, do we need to have a record for everything?

I think I hold the record for being the longest-lasting female member of AF.

xtine wrote:I think I hold the record for being the longest-lasting female member of AF.

you're the longest lasting frequenting female, i think . . . there are other broads that lasted quite some time, but took times off inbetween.


then again, we hadn't heard from you either for quite the couple of months. . . .

yeah, i'm fucking bringing your accomplishments down like sun on a rainy night.

It was two or three, I think. And I'm back.

xtine wrote:It was two or three, I think. And I'm back.

yeah, so were all the others . . . .

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:It was two or three, I think. And I'm back.

yeah, so were all the others . . . .

No, that's how long they'd come around. Like that valkyrie chick, haha.

xtine wrote:

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:It was two or three, I think. And I'm back.

yeah, so were all the others . . . .

No, that's how long they'd come around. Like that valkyrie chick, haha.

bmwbc has been here consistently, quite some time, too. . .

damn, i forgot about lil valkyrie. i loved that little angel.

show ur tits

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:It was two or three, I think. And I'm back.

yeah, so were all the others . . . .

No, that's how long they'd come around. Like that valkyrie chick, haha.

bmwbc has been here consistently, quite some time, too. . .

no she hasn't. what are you, high? she wasn't around consistently except for a period of a couple of months, and then she disappeared. we haven't heard from her in years. you're talking shit.

big_jesus wrote:

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:It was two or three, I think. And I'm back.

yeah, so were all the others . . . .

No, that's how long they'd come around. Like that valkyrie chick, haha.

bmwbc has been here consistently, quite some time, too. . .

no she hasn't. what are you, high? she wasn't around consistently except for a period of a couple of months, and then she disappeared. we haven't heard from her in years. you're talking shit.

she's been here for several motnhs, then disappeared, then came back for a month or two, then disappeared. . . for good, i think. . . . but still, xtine could do the same, too. . . we don't know till she does it

bmwbc hasnt posted here since 2005, 2006 at the latest, asscone.

Honor Kleinberger wrote:bmwbc hasnt posted here since 2005, 2006 at the latest, asscone.

i know.

no, wait, she came back for two days or so in 2007 IIRC

but yeah, i know what you mean. but that's got nothing to do with my point. she's been here for quiteu some time, took a break, came back, and left forgood.

i'm not sure xtine outlasted bmwbc just yet.

Yeah, she came back once after I had joined and after a few posts, she disappeared again.

Probably because everyone was making fun of her, haha.

xtine wrote:Yeah, she came back once after I had joined and after a few posts, she disappeared again.

Probably because everyone was making fun of her, haha.

we'd make fun of you too, after you twotimed your bf with honorman . . .

btw, she joined a year before I did.

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:Yeah, she came back once after I had joined and after a few posts, she disappeared again.

Probably because everyone was making fun of her, haha.

we'd make fun of you too, after you twotimed your bf with honorman . . .

Well yeah.

But I wouldn't do that.

Although I think, at this point, that would just be the greatest AF clusterfuck ever.

xtine wrote:btw, she joined a year before I did.

And yes, I bothered to check. :<_<:

xtine wrote:

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:Yeah, she came back once after I had joined and after a few posts, she disappeared again.

Probably because everyone was making fun of her, haha.

we'd make fun of you too, after you twotimed your bf with honorman . . .

Well yeah.

But I wouldn't do that.

Although I think, at this point, that would just be the greatest AF clusterfuck ever.

you couldnt handle it

Honor Kleinberger wrote:

xtine wrote:

Ascona wrote:

xtine wrote:Yeah, she came back once after I had joined and after a few posts, she disappeared again.

Probably because everyone was making fun of her, haha.

we'd make fun of you too, after you twotimed your bf with honorman . . .

Well yeah.

But I wouldn't do that.

Although I think, at this point, that would just be the greatest AF clusterfuck ever.

you couldnt handle it

Ummm, yeah. That's exactly it.

Although good job on the weight loss. Your fatty pic with the boxers is permanently burned into some part of my soul. WOE.

xtine wrote:btw, she joined a year before I did.

yeah, but didn't really post except for like two months of that time.

Ascona wrote:

Honor Kleinberger wrote:bmwbc hasnt posted here since 2005, 2006 at the latest, asscone.

i know.

no, wait, she came back for two days or so in 2007 IIRC

but yeah, i know what you mean. but that's got nothing to do with my point. she's been here for quiteu some time, took a break, came back, and left forgood.

i'm not sure xtine outlasted bmwbc just yet.

just what is your point?

if that guy really wanted to break the world record, he'd let somebody toss him in a wood chipper and spray his remains all over the seats in that stadium. then he could have sat in each seat simultaneously.

lolllll

Aristotle wrote:if that guy really wanted to break the world record, he'd let somebody toss him in a wood chipper and spray his remains all over the seats in that stadium. then he could have sat in each seat simultaneously.

see, thats my kind of thinkin right there

go for it. that'ss teach him, being a dickbag and all that

xtine wrote:

The 56-year-old, who already holds several other world records

I can only imagine.

Don't know about several others, but I found one...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hardcoreshutterbug/634808880/

Jim Purol of Whitter, California, stuffed 151 regular drinking straws in his mouth on Guinness World Records: Primtime on August 11, 1998.

bah, lets see how many he can stuff in his anus

Honor Kleinberger wrote:bah, lets see how many he can stuff in his anus

and how many can be blown at the same time