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Post by Swerve Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:54 am

Footy :smelly:
Rubgy :smelly:
MotoGP :smelly:
Women's hockey :hmmm:
Ashes :smelly:

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Post by thewalrus Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:01 pm

There were a large number of female hockey players at the University I went to.

Some of them were hot, others were not.
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Post by Aristotle Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:55 pm

what is ashes?
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Post by dunnas Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:49 pm

It's the shit you're left with after you burn something. Noob!!

The Ashes is also the biannual test cricket series between Australia and England. It's the best of 5 test matches, and each test match lasts up to 5 days. It's England 1, and 1 draw after the first 2 tests.


Reason for name from Wikipedia

"The series is named after a satirical obituary published in a British newspaper, The Sporting Times, in 1882 after a match at The Oval in which Australia beat England on an English ground for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media dubbed the next English tour to Australia (1882–83) as the quest to regain The Ashes.

During that tour a small terracotta urn was presented to England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women. The contents of the urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, possibly a bail, ball or stump. Some Aborigines hold that The Ashes are those of King Cole, a cricketer who toured England in 1868.[1] The Dowager Countess of Darnley claimed recently that her mother-in-law, Bligh's wife Florence Morphy, said that they were the remains of a lady's veil."
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Post by dunnas Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:52 pm

Footy :dunnas: :lolplus: :lol: :Ihaveatleastoneblac :dunnas:
Rugby :Swerve:
MotoGP :shrug:
Womens Hockey :hump:
Ashes Umpires :facepalm:
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Post by JaysonAych Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:11 pm

I thought maybe it was what was left after he was done with the women's hockey players.

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Post by Talon Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:49 pm

When I was like a freshman in HS we scrimmaged a tier one varsity female hockey team. I can't remember where they were from exactly (not too many women hockey teams around) and we whooped the shit out of them.

Women just suck at sports.
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Post by Aristotle Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:20 pm

women are good at volleyball. :rapist:
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Post by xtine Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:55 pm

Aristotle wrote:women are good at volleyball. :rapist:

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Post by Aristotle Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:56 pm

see! look how good they are!
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Post by Talon Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:48 pm

Aristotle wrote:women are good at volleyball. :rapist:

*Misses the days of watching college girls volleyball live*
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Post by Pennzoil GT-R Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:26 pm

i wish the ashes would just hurry the fuck up and end. most boring sport ever invented....only gets headlines on the 3 weeks football takes a holiday before its relegated to the side columns again

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