Re: Post-story depression

by Omni Tue May 26, 2009 2:54 am

honor man wrote:girls spook so easy. like jill gillette. im still not sure what the fuck happened with her.

Didn't you call her house obsessively one day or something?

by thewalrus Tue May 26, 2009 10:21 am

Omni wrote:
honor man wrote:girls spook so easy. like jill gillette. im still not sure what the fuck happened with her.

Didn't you call her house obsessively one day or something?

Honor.

by Honor Tue May 26, 2009 12:24 pm

Omni wrote:
honor man wrote:girls spook so easy. like jill gillette. im still not sure what the fuck happened with her.

Didn't you call her house obsessively one day or something?

I called twice, 3 times at the most. I was so eager for a shot at that tight little snatch. :zachsgotgas:

by thewalrus Tue May 26, 2009 12:26 pm

honor man wrote:
Omni wrote:
honor man wrote:girls spook so easy. like jill gillette. im still not sure what the fuck happened with her.

Didn't you call her house obsessively one day or something?

I called twice, 3 times at the most. I was so eager for a shot at that tight little snatch.

3 times in one day!!?? haha oh man. Did she call you at all?

Also pics.

by Honor Tue May 26, 2009 12:28 pm

no, i think i scared her off. she turned out to be kinda crazy anyway though.

and i dont have any pics, but omni might. she had a hot little gymnast body. :millertime:

by Honor Tue May 26, 2009 12:36 pm

shitttttt, i forgot this part. the day after i was calling her house i remember waiting in the boy's bathroom near the front door of my high school looking out the window and waiting for her to walk in. i wanted to see if she was walking with any other guy/guys. :roflmao:

by thewalrus Tue May 26, 2009 12:41 pm

honor man wrote:shitttttt, i forgot this part. the day after i was calling her house i remember waiting in the boy's bathroom near the front door of my high school looking out the window and waiting for her to walk in. i wanted to see if she was walking with any other guy/guys.

hahhaha I used to try to 'arrange' run-ins with girls I liked in jr. high and high school too. Never worked out though. I was so awkward.

by Honor Tue May 26, 2009 12:52 pm

The nice thing about being in school was that there was never any shortage of fresh masturbation material. :dunnas:

Some of those girls were just too hot for their own fucking good. :gah

by Talon Tue May 26, 2009 12:53 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
thewalrus wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Aristotle wrote:hey, do you dudes have facebook? i logged into mine for the first time since i'd made the thing 2 yrs ago, and within minutes i was reconnected with a bunch of people that i'd lost touch with. seems like a good way to find people to do stuff with, too, since everybody is all like, 'i'm doing [insert activity]!! who's coming?'

Oddly enough, just the other day someone I hadn't heard from in a while hit up my Facebook account, which I never ever use.

Most of my closer friends have moved away, though.

All the morons from my highschool have been chatting about a 10 year reunion on Facebook. Apparently it's next year.

Oh god, that's the worst. There's some social network site my high school uses and sometimes I'll jump by to see what they're planning. I remember once I'd read about some reunion and they were like, we still haven't heard from this person, this person, and Jason...I wonder where they are? I'll tell you where...I hated all of you dipshits ever since I moved there in first grade. You were nothing but shitty to me every day of every week of every year I was there. You can all suck cocks in hell.

i mean...

by Talon Tue May 26, 2009 12:56 pm

honor man wrote:
Omni wrote:
honor man wrote:girls spook so easy. like jill gillette. im still not sure what the fuck happened with her.

Didn't you call her house obsessively one day or something?

I called twice, 3 times at the most. I was so eager for a shot at that tight little snatch.

I called a girl while in HS as like 12:30am. Her dad picked up and was all "WTF are you doing calling here at 12:30 asking for my daughter!!!! :sonofscreamo:

"

My next 30 seconds went something like this: :zachsgotgas:

by Aristotle Tue May 26, 2009 1:04 pm

honor man is the best. :roflmao:

by ryguy79 Tue May 26, 2009 8:06 pm

I was bummed after finishing the harry potter books. this is why i slowed down reading the master and commander books. i've still got 10 to go.

by Omni Tue May 26, 2009 11:10 pm

honor man wrote:The nice thing about being in school was that there was never any shortage of fresh masturbation material.

Some of those girls were just too hot for their own fucking good.

It's a sad state of affairs when you long for jerk off material as if the concept of actual vagina is impossible. I know how it is.

by Omni Tue May 26, 2009 11:11 pm

honor man wrote:no, i think i scared her off. she turned out to be kinda crazy anyway though.

and i dont have any pics, but omni might. she had a hot little gymnast body.

I never had any pics of her. She really was a crazy bitch and honestly her body was the good thing about her. The face was a bit meh.

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 12:09 am

i agree, she was a butter face. well, not a terrible face, but definitely nothing noteworthy.

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 12:46 am

Let me interject. "Grand Theft Auto 4 : The only game where an exotic sports car handles like a 1972 Cadillac Eldorado!"

And don't even get me started on the bikes. I'm playing through Lost and Damned, fyi.

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 12:50 am

by JaysonAych Wed May 27, 2009 12:50 am

The bikes do suck. Big reason I never bothered getting TLATD.

I love the car handling for the most part, myself. I know I'm in the vast minority, though.

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 12:52 am

I think they went in the right direction making it more realistic but they overdid it. Real life cars are more "arcadey" than the ones in the game.

And am I crazy or do no cars in Liberty City have anti-lock brakes? Try braking while turning. Traction control is non-existent as well.

by JaysonAych Wed May 27, 2009 1:01 am

honor man wrote:And am I crazy or do no cars in Liberty City have anti-lock brakes? Try braking while turning. Traction control is non-existent as well.

I...I honestly hadn't noticed :unsure:

by Omni Wed May 27, 2009 1:34 am

Yeah, I lose control in those cars all the time. Try playing that game drunk :roflmao:

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 1:51 am

Saints Row 2 cars...too arcadey and unrealistic, but better than Saints Row 1.
GTA4...too realistic, to the point of being unrealistic.

We need a nice healthy balance. Hopefully they improve it for the next game in the series.

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 1:53 am

JaysonAych wrote:
honor man wrote:And am I crazy or do no cars in Liberty City have anti-lock brakes? Try braking while turning. Traction control is non-existent as well.

I...I honestly hadn't noticed

Im pretty sure the wheels lock up on every vehicle and it turns into a uranium-filled sled with chicken grease on the runners when you hit the brakes.

by JaysonAych Wed May 27, 2009 2:06 am

honor man wrote:Saints Row 2 cars...too arcadey and unrealistic, but better than Saints Row 1.
GTA4...too realistic, to the point of being unrealistic.

We need a nice healthy balance. Hopefully they improve it for the next game in the series.

I'll go for that...a balance between the two. SR2's cars were just nuts to control after playing GTA4, and most of them looked like they were intended for the N64 compared to GTA4s gorgeous cars.

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 3:54 am

Did you guys hear about the new DLC coming out in the fall? :roflmao:

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony is the second of the two episodic expansion packs secured by Microsoft to be developed exclusively for the Xbox 360 version of the Grand Theft Auto IV video game, developed by Rockstar North due out this Fall. It was announced on May 26, 2009. A combined standalone disc-based package titled "Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City" is planned to be released alongside the second expansions release and will contain both The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony which will not require the GTA IV game to be played.[2]

[edit] Story

The Ballad of Gay Tony features protagonist Luis Fernando Lopez, a Dominican Street Gangster, who works as a personal bodyguard for Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, a nightclub entrepreneur.[2]

by JaysonAych Wed May 27, 2009 3:59 am

I...don't know what to make of that :huh:

by Honor Wed May 27, 2009 4:01 am

it will be af friendly

by Omni Wed May 27, 2009 11:03 am

I'll have to play saints row 2 sometime. What are some of the things they did better than gta that you like?

by JaysonAych Wed May 27, 2009 11:19 pm

Omni wrote:I'll have to play saints row 2 sometime. What are some of the things they did better than gta that you like?

There's more fun side missions. Not tedious fucking around like pick up your cousin from the bar (and on that note, no fucking cell phone interrupting everything), but shooting up the university, taking down other crooks on a "COPS" style TV show, trying to get run over for insurance money, or driving a sewage truck around spraying liquid shit on things. You create your own character, which is pretty cool, and there's more customization of your cars and safehouses. It has some neat little unexpected touches...for instance, you'll be driving along listening to the radio, and then suddenly you'll hear your character start to badly sing along with the music.

by Omni Thu May 28, 2009 12:10 am

That sounds awesome. I need to steal that game from honor

by JaysonAych Thu May 28, 2009 12:23 am

I did this while dicking around with the character customization :lol:

by Omni Thu May 28, 2009 12:25 am

That's awesome. It looks exactly like her. :cheers:

by Honor Thu May 28, 2009 12:51 am

i made the joker. no pics though.

by Honor Thu May 28, 2009 12:53 am

Omni wrote:That sounds awesome. I need to steal that game from honor

ive played the shit out of it. you can have it for a while. in exchange for dirt of course. ^_^

by Omni Thu May 28, 2009 2:20 am

honor man wrote:
Omni wrote:That sounds awesome. I need to steal that game from honor

ive played the shit out of it. you can have it for a while. in exchange for dirt of course.

Just don't use the case as a fuckin coaster or anything like that. Half the time when a game spends a few months over there it comes back looking like it went through WW3. :roflmao: