Delete 10 Facebook Friends, Get a Free Whopper

haha I'd delete my whole damn account for handful of change. Fuck that facebook shit.

i never use my account. after i'd made it, i only logged in once or twice, because i got an email that read 'so and so has added you as a friend'

i just don't care.

I'm a facebook user, and I find it a helpful distraction.

Woman reject your ass on the way to your car?

Look up the girl you sodomized in a Golf

Boss cut you down in front of your co-workers?

See where the fat kid who shit his pants in grade 6 ended up.

Girlfriend tell you she's pregnant?

Look at all the girls you knew who had kids. Rate your womans' ability to keep her figure. If lower than 65%, look up your first girlfriend and drop her a line.

Reunion sex FTW