i had a semi-date tonight

cute girl, funny, attractive, charismatic. srsly she is a catch. abot to break up with her current bf cuz he is going to iraq among other issues.

the only way i could relax at all around her was to get somewhat trashed. im still trashed. god i hope i didnt make an ass of myself. she's an angel, i wish you all could have seen. she told me i was good looking before too. so thats a def. plus. ive been talking to her for about 3 years but unfotrualye she just sees me as a pretty good friend, i think. i wish i could push over that threashold and be her bf but i fear i may be trapped in the firend zone. god it sucks, she is so cute and perfect.

this is just the perfect forum to post this self pitying emo bullshit, i must admit

Honor Man wrote:this is just the perfect forum to post this self pitying emo bullshit, i must admit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWsasqIoyk

she's going to destroy you, honor. i have foreseen it.

all women are destructive heartless wenches. I'll put my money on July 13 for HM's suicide pool

hahaha yes HM death pool.

i'm going to take labor day weekend, when the girl learns that she is 3 mos pregnant from iraq guy action the night before he shipped out.

Aristotle wrote:hahaha yes HM death pool.

i'm going to take labor day weekend, when the girl learns that she is 3 mos pregnant from iraq guy action the night before he shipped out.

Fuck man. You really put some thought into that. I think you may have a pretty good shot at this

nobody knows pain like i do.

The less you think about it the better you'll feel when you're around her. Don't get smashed around her too often though, I've seen Anthony turn away more than a few girls by getting smashed, haha.

Why the fuck isn't Alizée's ass moving?

you fucking something up, black man.

As of late I've been discovering the power of the "I don't give a shit and you're missing so much" card. Somehow acting with complete disregard but still being close enough and making sure they have a great time around you makes them go nuts...

Aristotle wrote:nobody knows pain like i do.

Kicked in the bals huh?

Omni wrote:Why the fuck isn't Alizée's ass moving?

because you linked a jpeg instead of a gif.

hahaha awesome thread.

Good luck HM.

Aris. Put $20 on October 1st.

is there a chance we will be seeing another urbandictionary.com entry on the outcome?

ryguy79 wrote:

Omni wrote:Why the fuck isn't Alizée's ass moving?

because you linked a jpeg instead of a gif.

I think it was actually because the file was too big.

TheWoerus wrote:Aris. Put $20 on October 1st.

when i do, you know i will go out in style

TheWoerus wrote:hahaha awesome thread.

Good luck HM.

thanks for the support

The_Edge wrote:As of late I've been discovering the power of the "I don't give a shit and you're missing so much" card. Somehow acting with complete disregard but still being close enough and making sure they have a great time around you makes them go nuts...

im going to try to play that card a bit. it can be tough not to get obsessed though.

Omni wrote:The less you think about it the better you'll feel when you're around her. Don't get smashed around her too often though, I've seen Anthony turn away more than a few girls by getting smashed, haha.

i wont next time. this was the 2nd time i ever met her. the more i hang out with her though the more comfortable i get. next time ill prob just take an ativan.

Honor Man wrote:when i do, you know i will go out in style

Do you have a bullet with your name on it?

HM is going to get branded with a stylish metal bar

Omni wrote:

ryguy79 wrote:

Omni wrote:Why the fuck isn't Alizée's ass moving?

because you linked a jpeg instead of a gif.

I think it was actually because the file was too big.

you need to select the third option in the avatar menu.

Omni wrote:The less you think about it the better you'll feel when you're around her. Don't get smashed around her too often though, I've seen Anthony turn away more than a few girls by getting smashed, haha.

that's how i abort with girls i lose interest in--i just start getting WASTED on dates.

The_Edge wrote:As of late I've been discovering the power of the "I don't give a shit and you're missing so much" card. Somehow acting with complete disregard but still being close enough and making sure they have a great time around you makes them go nuts...

that's because nobody likes being clung to. this is girls 101 type stuff.

how far away from you does she live?

about 10 min

big_jesus wrote:

Omni wrote:The less you think about it the better you'll feel when you're around her. Don't get smashed around her too often though, I've seen Anthony turn away more than a few girls by getting smashed, haha.

that's how i abort with girls i lose interest in--i just start getting WASTED on dates.

Exactly. Now there is an easy, fun, and painless way to get rid of them.

I know the friend zone. My god do i know the friend zone. If you think you are in it. You are. There is no escape. Accept your fate. Woe will fill your life. Prepare

big_jesus wrote:

Omni wrote:The less you think about it the better you'll feel when you're around her. Don't get smashed around her too often though, I've seen Anthony turn away more than a few girls by getting smashed, haha.

that's how i abort with girls i lose interest in--i just start getting WASTED on dates.

Where was this advice back when I was being stalked by psycho girl?

Honor Man wrote:

The_Edge wrote:As of late I've been discovering the power of the "I don't give a shit and you're missing so much" card. Somehow acting with complete disregard but still being close enough and making sure they have a great time around you makes them go nuts...

im going to try to play that card a bit. it can be tough not to get obsessed though.

Been there done that... you will get obsessed... but once you realize you're being soooo nice and such a dick at the same time and that is having an effect on her you'll feel better. It's like exercise, it hurts, but once you start seeing the results you'll be hooked.

It's time for a cunt punt.

falconpunch like WOE!!!

Pennzoil GT-R wrote:how far away from you does she live?

well i hung out with her again on saturday. we went and played pool for about 2 hours, and then sat out in my car talking for another hour and a half or two hours listening to pink floyd. she was wide eyed, smiling and laughing the whole time. she almost never broke eye contact with me. then we drove to wawa and she got a pack of crackers, some of which she wanted me to eat. but when i stuck my hand out to grab one from her, she went to put it in my mouth. she missed at first and hit my nose, laughed and then finally got it into my mouth. flirting? think she's into me? i dunno. maybe. but i dont need a relationship right now when im trying to get my shit together. it's too distracting. this sucks.