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Post by Olds Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:56 pm

Zoo to sell Knut.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=109094&in_page_id=34

Remember this little guy?

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Yeah, more like this now. Not so cute anymore, is he?

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Knut the polar bear is not so cute and cuddly any more as experts warn he is a 'psychopath addicted to human company' who will never mate.

Zoologist Peter Arras described Knut as a "psychopath" and German activist, Frank Albrecht, claims animals born in captivity become so dependent on man that they end up divorced from nature and turn into hyperactive, disturbed freaks.

:roflmao: :woods:
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Post by Aristotle Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:20 pm

frankly, that speaks volumes about humans and our influence upon everything that exists on this wet rock.

it's not good.

somebody press the fucking reset button, plz.
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Post by Olds Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:22 pm

that's what she said
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Post by Aristotle Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:36 pm

in a weird twist of odd coincidences, the nightly news featured this story as i was typing that post earlier. they failed to mention the bit about bears eating cubs and mating, however.

they said that knut needed a larger section of the zoo, and they didn't have the money to build it, due to the economic downturn.

go USA
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Post by Olds Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:43 pm

huh. who knut? i can't bear the thought of him being sold.
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Post by Turbofrog Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:26 am

This sounds like the polar opposite of earlier decisions.

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Post by JaysonAych Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:33 am

Yukon see how messed up he is.
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:29 am

Ursus funny guys.
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Post by VS Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:46 am

Such articles should make zookeepers take paws.
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:44 pm

icy what they mean--those bears articing timebombs.
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Post by xtine Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:51 pm

This thread is snowballing into bad puns. :jay:
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Post by Olds Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:37 pm

One the puns start rolling, you just gotta go with the floe.
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:29 pm

Olds wrote:One the puns start rolling, you just gotta go with the floe.

Yeah, next thing you know everyone wants to join the cub.
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:53 pm

fur fuck's sake
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:56 pm

big_jesus wrote:fur fuck's sake

Your response gave me paws.
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:00 pm

VS wrote:Such articles should make zookeepers take paws.

:curses:
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:01 pm

big_jesus wrote:
VS wrote:Such articles should make zookeepers take paws.

:curses:

fur fucks sake I can't believe I missed that.
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:04 pm

:roflmao:
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:04 pm

yurt only human
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:04 pm

fucking olds
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:05 pm

big_jesus wrote:fucking olds

Seriously. This thread went straight down hill after his first post.
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Post by big_jesus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:06 pm

down GABE hill
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:07 pm

big_jesus wrote:down GABE hill

well played Mr. Hawk.
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Post by thewalrus Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:07 pm

Wait. That doesn't work.

Son of a bitch.
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Post by VS Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:28 pm

this thread has been fucking pelted by shitty puns
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Post by Olds Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:14 pm

wow that was a good one. you really sealed it.
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Post by Olds Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:14 pm

i have it on good authority that polar bears eat seals
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Post by dunnas Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:23 pm

VS wrote:this thread has been fucking pelted by shitty puns
You just need to learn to grin and bear it.
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Post by Olds Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:37 pm

already used the bear pun way to go douche
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Post by dunnas Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:08 pm

I feel it's different enough to be ok. :curses:
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