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Post by thewalrus Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:28 pm

:sonofscreamo: :aris:

This isn't good....


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Post by Honor Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:51 pm

remember this one?

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Post by GregTX Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:52 pm

what the hell did you do already, usually you have to have done something to get disbarred?
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Post by big_jesus Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:52 pm

ahahahahaha!

as you can see, my young apprentice, your plans have failed. now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational bitch called life!

come, boy, see for yourself. from here, you will witness the final destruction of your happiness and the end of your insignificant dreams.
the woe is swelling in you now. take your bottle of Wild Irish Rose. use it. i am unarmed. travel to chicago and strike me down with it. give in to your despair! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
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Post by thewalrus Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:18 pm

:mercifulend:
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Post by thewalrus Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:19 pm

GregTX wrote:what the hell did you do already, usually you have to have done something to get disbarred?

I'm reminded of a song we used to sing in Philosophy.

I've beeeeeen fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist-fucked. By the hand of God...
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Post by Aristotle Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:24 pm

this was foreseen.
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Post by thewalrus Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:25 pm

Aristotle wrote:this was foreseen.

well played Aris, well played.
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Post by Aristotle Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:36 pm

Turning and turning in the widening gyre,
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Orlyia to be born?


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Post by Olds Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:46 pm

Wow that was quick.

Oh well, better start packing your bags for O'rlya
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Post by 911 Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:56 pm

is there a reason you got that?

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Post by GregTX Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:11 pm

California, here you come
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Post by GregTX Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:12 pm

seriously, this has got to be a good story, for the love of god wally, what th fuck happened?
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Post by JaysonAych Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:12 pm

They read through the old AF archives.
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Post by GregTX Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:36 pm

JaysonAych wrote:They read through the old AF archives.

oh god no.....that means they know....oh god, our lives are ruined, :mercifulend:
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Post by Olds Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:30 pm

i think he might have offed himself.
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Post by dunnas Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:32 pm

Hopefully. There's no other excuse for posting something like this and then not telling the story, although this wouldn't be the first time Wally has done just that. :sonofscreamo:
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Post by Olds Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:35 pm

I bet really it's just something all members of the bar get when another member is disbarred. It probably has nothing to do with our Walrus T. Boner.
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Post by Olds Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:38 pm

Looks like Mr. Joseph P. Wachowich fucked with the wrong Law Society one too many times.


http://www.lawsocietyalberta.com/lawyerregulation/notices/viewNotice/?noticeID=148
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Post by Aristotle Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:42 pm

i bet the doc turned him in, so he'd have no choice but to move to orlyia.
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Post by thewalrus Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:57 pm

Olds wrote:I bet really it's just something all members of the bar get when another member is disbarred. It probably has nothing to do with our Walrus T. Boner.

Olds always was the smartest one of you lot.
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Post by thewalrus Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:58 pm

Olds wrote:Looks like Mr. Joseph P. Wachowich fucked with the wrong Law Society one too many times.


http://www.lawsocietyalberta.com/lawyerregulation/notices/viewNotice/?noticeID=148

You can say that again. Wachowich was a moron.
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Post by Aristotle Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:59 pm

don't try to cover this up, wally!

teaming up with olds, no less!

i'm banning everyone.
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Post by dunnas Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:18 am

Anyone but olds and it would be ok. I hate that guy. He sucks
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Post by thewalrus Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:18 am

Aristotle wrote:don't try to cover this up, wally!

teaming up with olds, no less!

i'm banning everyone.

I welcome.

End the suffering.

END IT NOW I BEG YOU.
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:21 am

GregTX wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:They read through the old AF archives.

oh god no.....that means they know....oh god, our lives are ruined, :mercifulend:

In my case, they're way too late.
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:24 am

thewalrus wrote:
Olds wrote:I bet really it's just something all members of the bar get when another member is disbarred. It probably has nothing to do with our Walrus T. Boner.

Olds always was the smartest one of you lot.

It seemed odd that if you were getting disbarred, that they'd just send you an email about it. That would be dickish even for a bunch of lawyers.
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Post by Olds Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:27 am

what i think is awesomely dickish is that by sending you such notices they're basically saying "don't fuck up, or you'll be next"
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:34 am

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Post by Aristotle Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:50 am

hahaha there's some service in NYC that allows you to pay a monthly fee and have access to lawyers 24/7.
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Post by thewalrus Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:26 am

JaysonAych wrote:Oh.... shit Need_a10

OH MY GOD. Please tell me they're hiring.
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Post by thewalrus Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:27 am

Olds wrote:what i think is awesomely dickish is that by sending you such notices they're basically saying "don't fuck up, or you'll be next"

:roflmao: :roflmao: These law societies don't piss around man. I find it funny how they don't just publish the names in a monthly, or quarterly report. They actually fucking email them to every lawyer, judge and clerk in Alberta. Like holy shit.
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Post by xtine Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:38 am

OMG EVERYONE SPAM WALLY'S EMAIL
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Post by Olds Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:00 pm

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Post by thewalrus Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:03 pm

aaahaahahah that advice at the end is priceless. I LOVE THIS GUY
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Post by zdc_LarryRX Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:23 pm

big_jesus wrote:ahahahahaha!

as you can see, my young apprentice, your plans have failed. now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational bitch called life!

come, boy, see for yourself. from here, you will witness the final destruction of your happiness and the end of your insignificant dreams.
the woe is swelling in you now. take your bottle of Wild Irish Rose. use it. i am unarmed. travel to chicago and strike me down with it. give in to your despair! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EuiK2eUwPQ ^_^ Work Safe :cheers:
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Post by zdc_LarryRX Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:36 pm

This could be a nominee for an AF anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoYpQnk-JTU&feature=related
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:42 pm

thewalrus wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:Oh.... shit Need_a10

OH MY GOD. Please tell me they're hiring.

I like how it says "At a price you can afford," right in the windshield of that brand new SLK he bought with his affordable earnings!
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Post by JaysonAych Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:45 pm

thewalrus wrote:aaahaahahah that advice at the end is priceless. I LOVE THIS GUY

"P'Ta Mon" and "Wally T-Boner" attorneys at law. T-Boner handles the cracka ass shit.
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