F.O.Y.A.F.O.R.A.W - 2013 NFL thread

[JaysonAych]

It's almost here! :jay: 



Well, I guess if you count preseason, which you shouldn't, it's been here for a few days. BUT STILL!

[Talon]

The Browns will be fighting for 27th this year. No hope there.

Hopefully Atlanta does well. They'll do just good enough to get my hopes up, then blow it like they did last year.

I am not sure which is worse: knowing your team has no chance, or thinking they do just to be disappointed.

[thewalrus]

Hope the 49ers do better than the Giants. I'm going to try to watch more carefully this year.

[JaysonAych]

The Browns will be fighting for 27th this year.  No hope there.

Hopefully Atlanta does well.  They'll do just good enough to get my hopes up, then blow it like they did last year.

I am not sure which is worse: knowing your team has no chance, or thinking they do just to be disappointed.

A Browns fan on SA posted this glorious parody of "Evidently Chickentown" in their football art section:

the fucking throws are fucking bold

the fucking qb is fucking old

the fucking coach is fucking dense

and fucking runs the fucking offense

into fucking three and fucking outs

i fucking hope he fuckin shouts

we fucking lost the fucking game

and fucking im the one to fucking blame

here in cleveland town


the fucking team is fucking bad

the fucking news is fucking sad

the fucking field is fucking turf

never fucking see a fucking playoff berth

the fucking office is fucking daft

don't make me fucking laugh

it fucking hurts to look around

everywhere in cleveland town


the fucking play is fucking late

you fucking wait and fucking wait

they fucking lost and you're fucking found

stuck in fucking cleveland town


the fucking halfback's a fucking stud

he's fucking ground into fucking mud

our fucking wide-out can't fucking catch

the fucking fullback's a fucking wretch

the fucking ground is fucking muck

the fucking fans are fucking fucked

the color scheme is fucking brown

everywhere in cleveland town


the fucking games are fucking dull

the fucking forums are fucking full

of fucking critics and fucking fans

who fucking defend their fucking mans

a fucking man gets fucking trolled

someone says something fucking gold

you fucking stay at fucking home

your fucking roommates fucking groan

turn the fucking game down

this is fucking cleveland town


the fucking play is fucking late

you fucking wait and fucking wait

they fucking lost and you're fucking found

stuck in fucking cleveland town


the fucking burgers are fucking old

the fucking ribs are fucking cold

the fucking beer is fucking flat

we fucking lost to the fucking pats

the fucking clocks are fucking wrong

the fucking halves are fucking long

it fucking gets you fucking down

evidently cleveland town

[Talon]

It's all true  

They are so bad...

[JaysonAych]

LOL shit hahaha http://www.toomuchmustard.com/too-much-mustard/the-nfl-sensitivity-training-experience/1/8/2013

[Turbojett]

C'mon, 49ers.
Don't fuck it up this time.

[JaysonAych]

A Lions fan's manifesto (plenty of NSFW language): http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/com/4000025014.html It's fucking gold.

[JaysonAych]

The Reggie Wayne one is going to kill me: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2013/09/drinking-games-for-all-32-teams.html

[JaysonAych]

Welcome to Indy, Trent Richardson.

Sorry Talon

[Honor]

They should make the Browns logo a big turd. They already got the name down.

[Honor]

The most prominent organization of Browns fans is the Browns Backers Worldwide (BBW). The organization has approximately 105,000 members[151] and is considered the largest sports-fan organization in the USA.[151] Browns Backers clubs can be found in every major city in the United States, and in a number of military bases throughout the world, with the largest club being in Phoenix, Arizona. In addition, the organization has a sizable foreign presence in places as far away as Egypt, Australia, Japan, Sri Lanka, and McMurdo Station in Antarctica.[152] According to The Official Fan Club of the Cleveland Browns, the two largest international fan clubs are in Alon Shvut, Israel and Niagara, Canada, with Alon Shvut having 129 members and Niagara having 310.[153]

A 2006 study conducted by Bizjournal determined that Browns fans are the most loyal fans in the NFL. The study, while not scientific, was largely based on fan loyalty during winning and losing seasons, attendance at games, and challenges confronting fans (such as inclement weather or long-term poor performance of their team).[154] The study noted that Browns fans filled 99.8% of the seats at Cleveland Browns Stadium during the last seven seasons, despite a combined record of 36 wins and 76 losses over that span.

WHY? Are these people gluttons for punishment?

[Honor]

What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around the television watching the Superbowl?  

The Cleveland Browns.


Why do Cleveland Browns fans leave their season tickets on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

[JaysonAych]

Welcome to Indy, Trent Richardson.

Sorry Talon

     

[Talon]

That ended up not being a bad trade (for Cle.). And when Hoyer was qb those two games, the Browns looked good! Now, we are stuck with Weeden again, and, Hey Brandon, We-Done with yo' ass!  

That team is such a clusterfuck, I don't even want to get into it...

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