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Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by Turbojett on Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:20 pm

Reporting on San Diego State's first-ever NCAA Torunament win, sports reporter Ben Higgins gets nearly mowed down by a reversing Tahoe.
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Still finished his report though. That's a professional. lol

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by JaysonAych on Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:53 pm

Holy shit, that driver had to have not been looking behind them at all the entire time. It not like the camera man isn't shining bright-ass lights in the direction of the reporter (and the Tahoe).

When I was in college, I delivered a big mess of pizza to a junior high basketball game. I parked on the street behind this minivan that was unloading a bunch of kids. I turned off my headlights but I turned on my hazards (this was a 1st-gen Taurus, so they were highly visible) and still had my Papa John's sign lit on the roof...I got out, grabbed the pizzas, walked around the front of my car, and about 2 seconds later, the guy in the minivan put it in reverse, and slammed right into the front of my car. He wasn't inching back, it was like he nearly floored it. Just 2 seconds earlier, and I would have been crushed.

That story would have been good for the "I almost died" thread we had. Don't know why I didn't think of it.

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by Benfolio on Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:49 pm

Because you'd have to admit to owning a Taurus. You have quite a list of shitty sedans in your past and present.

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by JaysonAych on Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:52 pm

Yeah, but everyone here is fully aware of my legacy of shitty cars. I have no shame.

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by clockbreaker on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:07 pm

i hope you chewed the guy out for that.

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by JaysonAych on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:44 pm

Clockbreaker wrote:i hope you chewed the guy out for that.


There was no damage, which surprised the hell out of me as the collision let out this huge bang. I've heard quieter gunshots. Being in work-mode, I wasn't even thinking about being shitty to anyone. It wasn't until I started walking into the school that it sunk in how close I was to getting smashed.

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by Turbojett on Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:16 pm

Benfolio wrote:You have quite a list of shitty sedans in your past and present.

...and you drive a..... :whipitgood:

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by JaysonAych on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:22 pm

You do not talk about my :whipitgood: that way.

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by Turbojett on Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:54 pm

to be fair, i was talking about tailhappy's :whipitgood:

...ooh, kinky...

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by Olds on Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:39 pm

Did anyone notice that the ball player's name is D.J. Gay? You can't ask for better comedy...

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by JaysonAych on Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:58 pm

Turbojett wrote:to be fair, i was talking about tailhappy's :whipitgood:

...ooh, kinky...


I thought we were making a Will Ferrell/Dodge Stratus joke :lol:

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Re: Sports Reporter Almost Gets Hit by a Truck

Post by Benfolio on Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:04 pm

^_^

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