Offseason 2009

by JaysonAych Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:41 pm

Hahaha...Dan Snyder spent a shitton of money on DeAngelo Hall and Albert Haynesworth. I understand getting Haynesworth, but DeAngelo Hall?

I'm glad the Colts were able to keep Jeff Saturday. To lose both him and Marvin Harrison...would have been :undies:

by Talon Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:53 pm

Browns traded Wislow for a draft pick. Still not sure how I feel about it. He actually caught the ball.

by Honor Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:25 pm

I wonder if the cowgirls will blow it again this season, it's hilarious.

by Talon Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:39 pm

Oh how I hate Romo.

by JaysonAych Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:40 am

Talon wrote:Browns traded Wislow for a draft pick. Still not sure how I feel about it. He actually caught the ball.

Yeah, they must have had trouble getting rid of Braylon Edwards.

by 911 Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:53 am

I think Braylon's one of the best in the game. Just had injuries which made him lose his touch.

IMHO trading him now is just selling low.

At least people know that while a fucking moron that Winslow is one of the best in the league at the moment and has crazy potential. He did relatively well last year on a bad team.

by zdc_LarryRX Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:56 pm

WHY????
The Patriots have traded linebacker Mike Vrabel and quarterback Matt Cassel to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for the Chiefs second-round pick (34th overall) in the 2009 NFL Draft. :grrr:

by JaysonAych Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:16 am

zdc_LarryRX wrote:WHY????
The Patriots have traded linebacker Mike Vrabel and quarterback Matt Cassel to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for the Chiefs second-round pick (34th overall) in the 2009 NFL Draft.

Yeah and the Broncos have really pissed off Jay Cutler because the deal was supposed to be a three-way trade that would send Cutler to Tampa Bay and Cassell to Denver.

In other news, a Raider and a Lion are lost at sea. :shrug:

by Honor Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:39 am

too bad he's not a sealion

by big_jesus Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:45 pm

Chicago ppl are talking about Darren Sharper. And Jay Cutler.

by Honor Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:13 pm

we lost dawkins :undies:

by 911 Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:29 pm

and lito sheppard

by JaysonAych Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:15 am

Hahaha ESPN just broke the news that TO got shitcanned.

by Aristotle Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:51 am

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol

fucking guy sucks

by JaysonAych Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:15 am

Aristotle wrote:llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol

fucking guy sucks

Now that he's without a contract, that means he must have zero reasons to live.

by Talon Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:39 pm

Haha, no one wants TO.

by Honor Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:24 pm

word is the raiders or niners might sign him. the skins are a possibility too. half the eagles fans want him back here. fuck that though.

by Aristotle Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:09 pm

fucking guy sucks.

by Honor Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:18 am

haha, hes going to the bills. sucks for him.

:roflmao:

by JaysonAych Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:06 am

That can't have been high on his list of preferred opportunities. I'm sure it was below "glory hole owner/operator."

by Aristotle Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:49 pm

haha the fucking bills. dude's going to freeze his ass off and be a fag all the time.

by Honor Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:13 pm

i hate the cowboys just a little bit less now. romo is still a smug little faggot though

by Aristotle Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:31 pm

ayo is romo still mixed up with the fat singer?

by Honor Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:11 pm

jessica simpson? no i dont think so.

by JaysonAych Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:37 pm

I'm pretty sure he's still dating her.

by Aristotle Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:07 pm

lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

fucking ashley turned out to be the hot one llllllllllol

by JaysonAych Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:08 am

Aristotle wrote:lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

fucking ashley turned out to be the hot one llllllllllol

I kept telling people...Ashlee's not a bad choice at all...

by big_jesus Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:09 pm

Aristotle wrote:
BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

by Talon Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:15 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Aristotle wrote:lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

fucking ashley turned out to be the hot one llllllllllol

I kept telling people...Ashlee's not a bad choice at all...

Her husband (Pete Wense or some shit) was on Stern a while ago. Ashley is a dirty, filthy thing. She does anal, too. My opinion of her went up 10x after listening to that interview. Not to be all fag, but the dude was actually pretty cool.

I used to think Ashley wasn't shit compared to her sister, but now I know she's a filthy slut and her sister is a whale the tides have turned. :hump:

by Talon Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:18 pm

Aristotle wrote:lol

romo was all 'ima bang this hot singer with the huge tits and only barely used vag'

BAM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT

by Aristotle Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:05 am

Talon wrote:

Her husband (Pete Wense or some shit) was on Stern a while ago. Ashley is a dirty, filthy thing. She does anal, too. My opinion of her went up 10x after listening to that interview. Not to be all fag, but the dude was actually pretty cool.

I used to think Ashley wasn't shit compared to her sister, but now I know she's a filthy slut and her sister is a whale the tides have turned.

fuck that's awesome. i'm going to have to download that show.

by Talon Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:45 am

^It was a few months ago...

by big_jesus Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:29 pm

by JaysonAych Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:46 pm

She does a very good job of giving me a boner despite wearing something that looks like my grandma knitted.

by Honor Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:51 pm

whoa, she got hot. too bad shes with that emo fag.

by Talon Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:13 pm

big_jesus wrote:

dem titties be epic :hail:

by Talon Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:20 pm

Oh shit!

Browns WR Stallworth hits, kills Fla. pedestrian

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/03/14/stallworth.pedestrian.killed.ap/index.html

by JaysonAych Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:46 pm

Talon wrote:Oh shit!

Browns WR Stallworth hits, kills Fla. pedestrian

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/03/14/stallworth.pedestrian.killed.ap/index.html

If only he'd listened to Ray Lewis's advice about knives being more efficient.

by JaysonAych Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:54 pm

A commenter on Deadspin provided an excellent joke which I've decided to photoshop onto a meme template.

by Talon Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:27 pm

^I hate that motherfucker (the real guy who plays on that CSI Miami or what ever).

And why is he putting two pair of sunglasses on?

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