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Post by xtine Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:44 pm

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/adg/836109998.html

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required
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Post by JaysonAych Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:26 am

I shudder to think of the possibilities....

http://theinternetisterrible.com/669/this-is-why-he-chose-palin/ (NSFW NSFW NSFW DEAR GOD NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL)
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Post by Omni Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:04 am

I want to work for that company...
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Post by Aristotle Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:12 am

hahaha even in the face of complete economic meltdown, you can still make some solid cash doing porn.
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Post by Turbofrog Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:27 pm

Aristotle wrote:hahaha even in the face of complete economic meltdown, you can still make some solid cash doing porn.
Probably even more. Dating's expensive, man.

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Post by JaysonAych Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:17 am

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Post by Omni Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:36 am


She doesn't look enough like her at all.
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Post by JaysonAych Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:19 pm

Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

Porn is not normally regarded for its true-to-life accuracy.
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Post by Aristotle Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:38 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by Talon Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:50 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

Porn is not normally regarded for its true-to-life accuracy.

I hope she gets nailed by a black guy...
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Post by Bluntman Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:34 pm

Talon wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

Porn is not normally regarded for its true-to-life accuracy.

I hope she gets nailed by a black guy...
Obama or a look a like. :roflmao:
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Post by Aristotle Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:56 pm

Bluntman wrote:
Talon wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

Porn is not normally regarded for its true-to-life accuracy.

I hope she gets nailed by a black guy...
Obama or a look a like. :roflmao:

+1 :roflmao:
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Post by Omni Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:01 pm

JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

Porn is not normally regarded for its true-to-life accuracy.

In this case it should be.
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Post by Talon Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:26 pm

Bluntman wrote:
Talon wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:
Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

Porn is not normally regarded for its true-to-life accuracy.

I hope she gets nailed by a black guy...
Obama or a look a like. :roflmao:

Yea, that was my point...
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Post by Talon Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:27 pm

And it would be even better if she got knocked up and had to carry it.
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Post by Talon Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:28 pm

The real Palin I mean...
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Post by Talon Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:28 pm

:rapist:
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Post by Bluntman Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:31 pm

Talon wrote:And it would be even better if she got knocked up and had to carry it.
Or doin' a down syndrome midget. :roflmao:
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Post by Honor Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:06 pm

Omni wrote:

She doesn't look enough like her at all.

yeah, they both have skin, hair, and eyes. thats about where the similarities end.
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Post by JaysonAych Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:14 am

You know, beej's birthday isn't too far away...you might have blown his surprise :smelly:
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Post by The_Edge Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:21 am

JaysonAych wrote:You know, beej's birthday isn't too far away...you might have blown his surprise :smelly:

But I will get to be the clown :cheers:
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Post by xtine Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:58 pm

JaysonAych wrote:You know, beej's birthday isn't too far away...you might have blown his surprise :smelly:

This sentence is so full of potential. :roflmao:
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Post by JaysonAych Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:12 am

xtine wrote:
JaysonAych wrote:You know, beej's birthday isn't too far away...you might have blown his surprise :smelly:

This sentence is so full of potential. :roflmao:

:speedowethimself: :speedowethimself: :speedowethimself: :speedowethimself:
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