Weird clubbing night

So there's this bitch teasing me, getting all over me and shit. I get close, she moves her ass into me. I touch her ARM, she is like "wtf? WTF?!" So I back off and keep dancing. Some minutes later, she gets mad because I'm not touching her. Seriously wtf?

Anyway, later I am outside smoking with a friend. Some asian douchebag with a hairdo like those guys we make fun of (all spiky like goku) asks me for a cigarrette, I have none. I am friendly, I tell him I don't have any, but I do have a lighter in case he does find one. He tells me "thanks for fricking nothing". So then I put my lighter in my pocket, knowing NO ONE ELSE HAS A LIGHTER, and say "well then, then you're getting fricking nothing to light your cigarrete with". Mr. Goku wannabe fag gets the cigarrette and.. no lighter. He comes to me (I didn't see him coming) and GRABS MY CIGARRETTE FROM MY MOUTH. Ashes fall to my shirt. Nothing happened, I didn't get burnt, but decide to make a huge deal out of it. I go like "oohh! WHAT THE HELL!!! OHH!!! MY SHIIIRRTTTT!" (Nothing happened to it). In an even bigger douchebag move, he tells me in front of my friend "ok, how much for your shirt?"

In that moment, I get really pissed off and tell him "you couldn't afford it". He opens his mouth, tries to say something, he doesn't know what to say... so he just jumps over me.

Some security guy grabs him before he touches me, he gets kicked out of the club. Goodbye douche.

donut?

honor man wrote:donut?

Could be donut, but he was asian. heheee

haha man rod you have the worst luck at clubs.

at least security chucked him out, though. better than getting into a fight.

sounds like some pent up "i never get laid" male aggression on both parts

where do you live?

i went out clubbin on friday night for the first time in a long time in seattle and had a weird encounter with a girl from corporate. drinks were pretty reasonable though, 4$ wells on a friday.

who cares about fags anyway.

Something similar happened to me a little while back. I was at a pub / club with some friends of the s/o. This one guy was harassing one of the women fairly consistently so I told him to back off. He said, "Yeah, who's going to make me". I responded, "well, me" to which he replied, "Yeah, you and what army".

I had just watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade the night before, so I quoted Charlemagne: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds of the sky".

He started coming at me like he was ready to pound the ever living crap out me. Fortunately a girl told him to leave me alone and he left.

TheWoerus wrote:Something similar happened to me a little while back. I was at a pub / club with some friends of the s/o. This one guy was harassing one of the women fairly consistently so I told him to back off. He said, "Yeah, who's going to make me". I responded, "well, me" to which he replied, "Yeah, you and what army".

I had just watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade the night before, so I quoted Charlemagne: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds of the sky".

He started coming at me like he was ready to pound the ever living crap out me. Fortunately a girl told him to leave me alone and he left.

Tits conquer all.

ryguy79 wrote:sounds like some pent up "i never get laid" mail aggression on both parts

I never did any aggression...

TheWoerus wrote:Something similar happened to me a little while back. I was at a pub / club with some friends of the s/o. This one guy was harassing one of the women fairly consistently so I told him to back off. He said, "Yeah, who's going to make me". I responded, "well, me" to which he replied, "Yeah, you and what army".

I had just watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade the night before, so I quoted Charlemagne: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds of the sky".

He started coming at me like he was ready to pound the ever living crap out me. Fortunately a girl told him to leave me alone and he left.

LOL

I'd have been like " " if I had heard that hehee

The_Edge wrote:

TheWoerus wrote:Something similar happened to me a little while back. I was at a pub / club with some friends of the s/o. This one guy was harassing one of the women fairly consistently so I told him to back off. He said, "Yeah, who's going to make me". I responded, "well, me" to which he replied, "Yeah, you and what army".

I had just watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade the night before, so I quoted Charlemagne: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds of the sky".

He started coming at me like he was ready to pound the ever living crap out me. Fortunately a girl told him to leave me alone and he left.

LOL

I'd have been like " " if I had heard that hehee

no you wouldn't. you'd be all like
cause you're a whiney faggot

The answer is simple. . .get really drunk. . .fight the dude. . wrestle if you can before he lands a good punch and knocks you out, then puke on him. . don't let him go and keep puking. . . .puke with all your might. .

Cunt punt

Dive bars. Where ashes are supposed to be on your fucking shirt.