Have we ever talked about the smoldering pile of shit that is the big bang theory?
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Have we ever talked about the smoldering pile of shit that is the big bang theory?
I hate this show. It tries way too hard and just falls flat on its face. Its kind of like a pathetic mix of futurama and frasier. The girl is hot though.
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Some of the episodes are pretty funny. Some you can tell they're trying too hard. But, who cares?




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The name sucks too. "Hey look everyone, we created a show called 'The Big Bang Theory', can you tell it is about nerds and science? lolz. " No subelty whatsoever in this show.
Plus its made by the dude who created 2.5 men. What else do I need to say?
Plus its made by the dude who created 2.5 men. What else do I need to say?
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You want them to come up with a name for the show that has nothing to do with what the show is about?
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It's not about the creation of the universe, it's about 4 nerd stereotypes and their token hot neighbor.
They just picked a random name that sounded nerdy and smart. That's why it sucks.
They just picked a random name that sounded nerdy and smart. That's why it sucks.
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It's not that it's a bad name per se, I just feel like it's a punch in the face telling you that the show is about science and nerds. Even if they just called it Big Bang it wouldn't be so bad. But they have to stick the "theory" on the end to make sure everyone knows it's a show for "smart" people!
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Honor wrote:It's not that it's a bad name per se, I just feel like it's a punch in the face telling you that the show is about science and nerds. Even if they just called it Big Bang it wouldn't be so bad. But they have to stick the "theory" on the end to make sure everyone knows it's a show for "smart" people!
If they called it Big Bang, people would be tuning in to watch an orgy.
Let it go, man.

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Kaley Cuoco makes a Big Bang in my pants.
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lul
I tried to watch it a few times, and like 99% of sitcoms out there, I didn't see anything in it.
I tried to watch it a few times, and like 99% of sitcoms out there, I didn't see anything in it.
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Honor wrote:Kaley Cuoco makes a Big Bang in my pants.
Was flipping though the channels today and came across Eight Simple Rules. She was so hot in that show. She's still bangin', but in that show, not only was she 10+ years younger, but they really made a point of pointing out her assets.

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PS - THat bitch is dirty, too. You can just tell.
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Big Bang Theory is definitely a formulaic, heavily pandering sitcom. However, I do watch it sometimes. There's worse out there, and the jokes and setups can be pretty funny at times, but you can definitely see when they're shoehorning [NERD REFERENCE] into the plot, or going through the same tired formulas all the one-dimensional characters have, or shamelessly looking for an excuse to show off Kaley Cuoco's body. It's an okay show much of the time. My folks really like the show so when I visit them, it's something that we can watch together and laugh at. I don't go out of my way to watch it on my own, however.
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Never actually watched an entire episode. I've seen little tidbits here and there. I don't really care for it. The Sheldon Cooper character makes me hate the show in all reality. He is just not a person I would want to deal with in real life, so why would I want to watch a half hour of him (and I know he's not the only character). Whether he is or not, he seems like a pompous know-it-all that thinks he's better than everyone else. I know some people like that in real life that I don't like to hang around with.
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Honor wrote:It's not that it's a bad name per se, I just feel like it's a punch in the face telling you that the show is about science and nerds. Even if they just called it Big Bang it wouldn't be so bad. But they have to stick the "theory" on the end to make sure everyone knows it's a show for "smart" people!
You do realize the big bang theory is indeed a theory, right?
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Technically yes but we all know that's how it really happened...
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Most of the stuff in the show that I've seen isn't even jokes. It's just "haha, this guy is talking about star trek/star wars/comic books, etc. what a nerd" basically. I don't laugh at people because they like "nerdy" shit, whether that's because I like a lot of "nerdy" shit or not, I don't know.
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The most annoying this is how many ridiculously hot chics are attracted to Leonard. Really? Dude's like 5'5".
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Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.
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Talon wrote:The most annoying this is how many ridiculously hot chics are attracted to Leonard. Really? Dude's like 5'5".

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I need mindless entertainment every now and then.
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Honor wrote:Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.
Jerry's like 5'10"... so definitely average height.
As someone who's also 5'10", I assure you, that's sufficient height to attract very hot women.

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Where's the rolley eyes when you need em?
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I believe it's right here... 

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that one is lame compared to the one on the old AF
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yeah. but what can you do?

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Yeah, I have read a couple of cracked articles before that reference just how many women George got with when he is supposed to be a fat bald pathetic loser character. I'm pretty sure it was at least 20-30 during the course of the show. The average for guys (women slept with) is only supposed to be between 5-10 I believe.Honor wrote:Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.
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And Jerry was a decent height, but he was pretty plain looking otherwise.
Probably not going to attract alot of supermodel calibre women like that in real life.
Probably not going to attract alot of supermodel calibre women like that in real life.
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Yeah, but you're ignoring that even in the show world Jerry was a semi well known comedian. He mightn't have ever really mentioned it himself, but it was implied plenty.
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Honor wrote:And Jerry was a decent height, but he was pretty plain looking otherwise.
Probably not going to attract alot of supermodel calibre women like that in real life.
Yeah, but he was also rich. Dude bought his parents a Cadillac. And was always dropping huge coin on things like fancy leather jackets and whatnot.
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dunnas wrote:Yeah, but you're ignoring that even in the show world Jerry was a semi well known comedian. He mightn't have ever really mentioned it himself, but it was implied plenty.
And there was this too - always on Letterman and going to gigs.
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dunnas wrote:Honor wrote:Seinfeld did the same thing. Look at all the hot women Jerry and George got.
Yeah, I have read a couple of cracked articles before that reference just how many women George got with when he is supposed to be a fat bald pathetic loser character. I'm pretty sure it was at least 20-30 during the course of the show. The average for guys (women slept with) is only supposed to be between 5-10 I believe.
That's the average number that guys claim in studies.
Also, don't forget that George was basically married to that really rich NBC executive chick that he killed with the poisoned envelopes. She wasn't super hot, but she was definitely out of his league.
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Thats all true, but George got hot girls too. And he had none of Jerry's fame, money or confidence. Plus he was less attractive physically.
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I wonder if there is a webpage with pictures of George and Jerry's girlfriends over the years.
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Honor wrote:Thats all true, but George got hot girls too. And he had none of Jerry's fame, money or confidence. Plus he was less attractive physically.
But that's why it was a comedy. Basically George was a guy who did next to no real work, but still had plenty of money. Was short, fat, and bald, but still dated lots of hot chicks. And on top of all that complained about his life 24/7.
Basically he was AF - just with chicks and money.
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Tailhappy wrote:So...... Soliz?
If Soliz was short, bald, and fat. Wracked with self loathing. And driving John Voight's LeBaron instead of a Corvette.
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