Old School AF Threads Part II

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:04 am

Wally was still the same.
(QUOTE)The Walrus
Look, I've got one thing to say.

When any one of you says that they've had to play piano while watching a woman who I would have happily been with for the rest of my life - and might very well had the same feelings for me - walk down the aisle to get married. Then you can say you've trumped me here.

Of course on the other hand I did fuck an F1 babe.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15764

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 am

(QUOTE)Camaro
What I want is a relationship, and that's harder to come by, especially when it's with a girl who has loads of options. But you fuckers are all crying about how you can't get a bitch. BS. If I can get many bitches, all of you can too. I want to know why all of you are acting like fat ugly girls and sitting here bitching about "well, I can't get a girl because..." Oh BS. Yeah you can. Stop being a shy little fucktard. If you see a pretty girl, FUCKING APPROACH HER. You might be surprised. You think I got approached by that freshman I like? FUCK NO. I talked to her one day because she looked amazing. So get off your asses and AF, and go fucking talk with a fucking girl.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15800

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:13 am

(QUOTE)Soliz
I calle din sick today. . had to do my morning enema and mandatory 5 jack offs before 10 am. . . now i'm all set.. .

:speedowethimself:

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:33 am

I don't care about the thread.But dear God Olds avatar is mezmerizing.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15860

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:11 am

Wally loses porn.

(QUOTE)The Walrus
Damn thing wouldn't work though, colors were fucked and much much more. I'll have to start filling up this mac now. There's something fun about erasing all your porn and starting fresh, it's like a holiday somehow. I still have my CD's with another 7.5 gigs though.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14777

by TheWoerus Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:15 am

Bluntman wrote:Wally loses porn.

(QUOTE)The Walrus
Damn thing wouldn't work though, colors were fucked and much much more. I'll have to start filling up this mac now. There's something fun about erasing all your porn and starting fresh, it's like a holiday somehow. I still have my CD's with another 7.5 gigs though.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14777

That was a dark day.

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:21 am

(QUOTE)Camaro
Not super hot, but cute, yeah. Maybe a 6.5-7 out of 10. She's got a pretty nice body. Real nice chest, decent ass. She's ok. The girl that's hot as hell is my freshman girl. Unfortunately today I learned some bad stuff about our "relationship." Bad day for me. I'm depressed as shit and listening to Kenny G right now.http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15897

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:30 am

There is just way to much Camaro stuff :speedowethimself:

(QUOTE)Camaro
She also said something about how she would never make me just have sex with her and leave, or something like that. I forget. It turned me off though. I like a girl who makes me work for her. This is just too easy.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15919

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:40 am

"It's not her, it's your shitty seed. . ."
-Zach explains to ArthurDent the real reason his wife has difficult pregnancies

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:00 pm

LOL his first post got deleted.
(QUOTE)Camaro
WTF? That's seriously not cool whoever deleted that. I seriously don't know what the fuck to do. It's been eating me up all day. I almost crashed on the way home from school because I can't even think about anything but what's going on.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16001

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:03 pm

Pshyco Camaro
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16007

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:10 pm

Soliz builds a new dog house.
(QUOTE)Soliz
Dog House/Chicken coupe. . . . .he needs to entertain on ocassion. . .
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15699

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:16 pm

Soliz on Fatties.
(QUOTE)Soliz
Actually. . i tried fuckign a fat chick once. I was wasted. . she had a pretty face you know those chicks who are fat but have thin faces? So i figure. . what the hell. I started out okay while she was sucking my dick on her knees. . but when we got on the bed and she took her clothes off. . . . . . .I pulled a Funkman. . . . . .it was like she was trying to suck a wet noodle. . kept slipping out of her mouth. . . . limp piece of shit. .
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16097

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:21 pm

"Totle"

the porn freak.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16084

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:25 pm

Storm the baby sitter.
(QUOTE)Storm
ever babysit for a couple where the wife was insanely hot? And if so, did you ever sneak into their bedroom after the brat was asleep and look at her underthings or anything like that? I have some pretty good stories, the chief being that I babysat for this couple when I was 14 or so, once a week, while they'd go bowling, or play cards with friends or whatever, and I snooped around their room and found a shoebox FULL of polaroids of the guy's wife in all sorts of poses. Naked, clothed, just panties, playing with toys, etc. I even found the toys. Oh man, I used to....well, hey kids, that's my time.

P.S. The wife was a fake blonde, let's just leave it at that.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16124

by TheWoerus Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:28 pm

aaahahahahaha wow. Someone, get Xtine in here!

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:32 pm

What is your favorite kind of porn?
(QUOTE)The Walrus
Sea Cucumber fetish. It's a small but growing porn section that should be seeing the light of day any time now.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16136

by TheWoerus Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:47 pm

Bluntman wrote:What is your favorite kind of porn?
(QUOTE)The Walrus
Sea Cucumber fetish. It's a small but growing porn section that should be seeing the light of day any time now.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16136

I still submit that it's going to grow in popularity.

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:51 pm

Soliz edits Camaros thread title. :roflmao:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16128&st=0

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:55 pm

And Soliz shuts him down again.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16215

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:04 pm

OK.Who pretended to be Slammin Chick in this Camaro thread? :speedowethimself:

(QUOTE)Slammin Chick
Josh, I can't believe that you are telling everybody about this on the internet. I tried to call you but your phone was busy, and I knew that you like to be on the internet all the time. Even when I'm at your place. Naked. Begging for it. Anyway, I have some bad news. I'm gonna have to skip on tomorrow night b/cuz I'm on the rag and I can only imagine how freaked out you would be about that. Maybe another time sweetie. Call me.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16260

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:12 pm

Storm gets nostalgic.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16251

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:16 pm

Itchy asshole.
(QUOTE)Dunnas
my toungue has special enzymes that cure ass itch.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16216

by big_jesus Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:40 pm

[blunt]I said most not all.And my head is clear.This is like a kiddie corner lately.Unknowledgable teens trying to act knowledgeable.I sit back and read and it isn't even fun anymore. bluntman.gif Hey I am always truthful bluntman.gif bluntman.gif[/blunt]

huh.

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:07 pm

Yeh Donut might know her. :speedowethimself:

(QUOTE)Camaro
He has two vintage Ferrari's. She didn't know much about them other then that they are from the 50's or 60's. I have a feeling they are expensive. And any chance you might really know this girl donut? She said her house has 9 bedrooms, 3 garages, and she is French. Her family moved from Paris, France to Bryn Mawr 5 years ago. She went to Harriton H.S. (never heard of it). She talks with a strong french accent, is real thin, and super rich. Has houses in Bryn Mawr, China, Russia, Spain, France, and Switzerland. Her family also owns two castles, one in France and one in Scotland I think it was. I actually have the website for the company her dad owns if anyone wants to check it out.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16342

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:15 pm

The most memorable quotes of 2003
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16356

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:23 pm

Zach and Little Lady Katie break up Woe

.That was a shame.I used to talk to her on IM.She was a very nice young lady.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16506

by TheWoerus Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:27 pm

Blunt, can you just post the 'topics' list from some point in 2003? I want to start browsing again. haha

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:30 pm

Etard/Fish wanting a thug name.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16533

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:41 pm

Do you guys remember The PSU Pimp Crew?There is way to much material back in the day.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16541

by TheWoerus Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:43 pm

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:07 pm

Wally figuring out Af may be a gay forum.
(QUOTE)The Walrus
Well is it? The homoeroticism here is sheerly amazing... it almost seems like a genuine homosexual forum. So I'm wondering, do members here use it as a release for desires they can't vocalise in public? Are the members here genuinely in the closet?
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16750

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:12 pm

Storm being Storm in his flame war days.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16561

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:23 pm

Man Camaro did liven up that place. :speedowethimself:

(QUOTE)Camaro
She gave me head and then I came. I asked her to give me head again because she was so good at it, but she's like, "no, it's your turn." I said, "listen, I've never 69ed. Let's try it." She's like, "alright." Then she got on top of me and I had one hell of a good time.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16736

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:31 pm

Soliz being horny as usual.Sucks all pics are gone.He could have been talking about Wally. :speedowethimself:

(QUOTE)Soliz
I can see pants sitting alone in his apartment. . lights off. . . . sitting at the kitchen table, limp dick in hand, trying to masturbate, working up a sweat. . .arm hurting. . . .then finally quitting and breaking into tears as he slowly slides off the chair and lays on the floor in the fetal position. . .quietly sobbing. . . .
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17115

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:43 pm

Soliz wants to know would you date outside your racial group.( pages.Alot to read but I am sure it's gonna be entertaining.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16777

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:11 pm

Dunnas calls Camaro on his bullshit.
(QUOTE)Dunnas
OMFG

Proof at last that camaro is nothing but a troll.

You're the one that lives in the richest neighbourhood in all of america yet you know nobody with a scanner, let alone a digital camera but you're still calling out rod for not having a digital camera.

I'm speachless, seriously. There is so much to say I just don't know where to start.

FUCK ME.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17230&st=0

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:16 pm

Adoption day for Taz :hail:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17288

by Bluntman Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:52 pm

TheWoerus wrote:Blunt, can you just post the 'topics' list from some point in 2003? I want to start browsing again. haha

Try starting on page 76. :cheers:

I am done if you guys want to be ungrateful.It is alot of work to go through all of it.So anyway enjoy. :cheers:

by big_jesus Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:38 pm

awww... blunt's butt hurts.

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