Re: I am searching oldshool AF threads like Wally

by JaysonAych Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:23 am

Bluntman wrote:How did you rate back in the day?
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9239&st=0

Even 5 years ago, people were saying, "Remember XYZforum? Man that place has gone to shit." :roflmao:

by xtine Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:53 am

Soul Ease wrote:
Soul Ease wrote:Gotta give Donut credit for getting the threads going man. .

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=37907&st=0

The thread linked here is fucking gold man. . . .

Dude, that's what the new AF is missing: Jews!

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:25 am

Xtine notice Storm said "unfortunate".And none of us were invited. :smelly:

Wally could have played the piano and sobbed uncontrollably Woe

Let's see...if I should ever be unfortunate enough to get married, here's my guest list:

First off, Aristotle and Walrus: these guys will lend some class to the affair, assisting them in that will be Green&Yellow.

Guapo, Underpants, Soliz, Talon, Zach, Ryguy, CSprague, Blunt, Arthur Dent, Spaced, and Raska would be on hand to ensure that all my family saw that I indeed do have cool friends.

Miller and Dunnas would be invited to keep up the ongoing lessons in humility.

H_Roark would be invited so my Dad would have someone to talk about War with.

Sir Curse would be invited so we could get him laid and drunk.

Camaro would be invited so everyone could give him noogies and we'd have to get him laid also.

Pretty much everyone else would be invited as well except for a few special people. But hey, no need to name the names of the uninvited.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13547

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:37 am

QUOTE (Soliz34 @ Jul 31 2003, 07:38 PM)
This thread is even too gay for me. . .
QUOTE(The Walrus)
yeah no shit. You guys are taking this homosexual humor a little too far now.

I can't believe either one of you said that :blowjobface:

.Ah we were so young and naieve. :zachsgotgas:

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:59 am

More classic Soliz :speedowethimself:

Dunna was like a beer keg. . tapped him and shit came out everywhere man. . . .
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13859

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:15 pm

Camaro got more tail than anyone on earth.And his car was "Kickass".

My weekend kicked ass. Saturday I worked during the day ( ). Saturday night my friend had a kegger since his parents were out of town. That was fun as hell. I was the last person to get to the party (didn't get there until about 11:30 pm because I was at work) and when I pulled up, everyone was playing beer pong out in the driveway. Since the driveway is just stones laid out over dirt, I decided to light 'em up. When I got out of the car, several guys were like, "Damn man, that's a good looking Caprice" (and I didn't even know them). Kick ass. At about 4 am, I was talking with this gorgeous girl named Kasey. We ended up going outside and we were leaning against my car. She is like, "is this thing fast?" I'm like, "let's go for a ride and you can find out for yourself." I purposely took her in the downhill direction of the road (downhill REALLY makes a difference when your car is a boat ) and hit about 90 in a 45 zone. She said I was going too fast. Ended up sleeping over. Went to work at 10 am, then came home from work and saw American Wedding with some friends. That movie was hilarious. But all and all, what a great weekend.

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13832

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:27 pm

Storm tearing up Camaros Caprice and MIKES CELICA.Mike would never ever shut up about that thing. :speedowethimself:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13953

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:32 pm

Soliz you freak. :huh:

(QUOTE)Soliz
10. Brocolli can be used as a sex toy in a crunch.

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:00 pm

Soliz and others lose their virginity Woe

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13994

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:03 pm

Bluntman wrote:Soliz and others lose their virginity
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13994

Zach finally comes out :roflmao:

(QUOTE)Blackbirdzach
...umm, His name was either John or Eric, can't remeber it was a while back.

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:17 pm

And he almosts gets laid again ^_^

I just got in about 10 minutes ago. Yes, she is 16. I am 19. What's your point? Anyways, the Quality Inn was nice as hell. The town she comes from is really, really small, and there are no real good hotels around there (just a Quality Inn, Hampton Inn, Comfort Inn, and Holiday Inn). Anyways, we pretty much spent all of Thursday, Friday, and this morning together. She really is the greatest girl ever. I'm so crazy about her. She is actually coming down to her cousin's place in Philly in about 2 weeks just to visit me. Awwww. As for what we did, I didn't get laid, but I really don't care. I went down on her and she gave me head multiple times, and fuck, she was awesome at it. I was talking to her about sex...when she comes down in 2 weeks, we'll maybe do it. But whatever, I don't care either way. She's such a great girl.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13992

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:23 pm

Damn Soliz you kept saying "My Girl" in alot of your posts!Shut the fuck up :smelly:

.You know who you sounded like. :whipitgood:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13913&st=0

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:30 pm

More classic Soliz."Who is the ugliest star you ever got a boner to?"
Kate Moss Soliz? You sick fuck. :speedowethimself:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14230

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:33 pm

Bluntman wrote:More classic Soliz."Who is the ugliest star you ever got a boner to?"
Kate Moss Soliz? You sick fuck.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14230

(QUOTE)Hey Underpants
I think I might agree with kate moss, or maybe Punky Brewster, the Mom from family ties, juliette lewis.

:speedowethimself:

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:38 pm

(QUOTE)The Walrus
I was just thrown out of the SeaCucumber display. Apparenly I "traumatized some kids".
:speedowethimself:

And Soliz made up "The Three Muffketeers". :roflmao:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14454

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:46 pm

Soliz I Love You man. :roflmao:

(QUOTE)Soliz34
A horse tail dildo shoved up ones ass does not make one a cowboy. . .

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:54 pm

Again with the "My Girl".Fag :smelly:

(QUOTE)Soliz34
My girl wants me to buy a motorcycle after we settle down in our new house. I'm okay with this idea. It's just I want a custom chopper. . and she wants a harley. I'm not a big Harley person. . the only harley i like is the V-Rod. What do you guys think? Custom Chopper vs Harley?

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:06 pm

Fuckin' Wally.Classic :speedowethimself:

(QUOTE)The Walrus
As we progressed, some men found that they appreciated the feel of sliding their dick into a furry ass. Hence they adopted the traits of women.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14493

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:29 pm

More from the player formerly known as Camaro.Oh and he calls Aris "Totle" :huh:

(QUOTE)Camaro SS
And since I'm really bored, I'm gonna talk more about my trip.

Let's see...ok, those Albany hotties. I was out on the Chatham fish pier at about midnight. I was there by myself since the whole damn town shuts down and everyone goes to sleep by like 9 pm. So I'm up there, by myself, and these 3 gorgeous girls come up there. I was just like, "hey girls, what's up?" We started talking and all, and it turns out all 3 are going to be sophmores in college this Sept. Anyways, we talked some more and then we exchanged numbers and all. The next night we decided to go on a date. Let me just say...nothing like going on a date with 3 hotties. I took them out to Main St. in Hyannis in the Vic. They all said that they liked the car. On the way back, we stopped at this hotel I have stayed at in the past in Yarmouth. It was like maybe 1 am (?) and I said, "hey, let's go swimming!" They said, "uhh, we don't have bikinis." I'm like, "yeah, let's go skinny dipping." At first they kinda hesitated, but then the clothes came off. That was great. Then when we got back to Chatham, I went for a walk on the beach with the one girl. We ended up having a nice night under the shooting stars.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=14655

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:49 pm

Wally layin' the smackdown. :roflmao:

(QUOTE)The Walrus
Camaro, look at the following logical proof.

P1- If God had intended Cars to have Auto-transmission, then he would have been a dainty little fairy.

P2- God is not a dainty little fairy.

P3- God has never been a dainty little fairy.

QED - God did not intend for cars to have Auto transmissions.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13459

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:19 pm

I forgot Dusty made it in Wallys school paper.The pics are gone.Someone has to have them.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15500

by big_jesus Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:21 pm

man, i hadn't even started posting regularly yet.

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:12 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
Soul Ease wrote:Gotta give Donut credit for getting the threads going man. .

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=37907&st=0

The thread linked here is fucking gold man. . . .

Me Big jesus, Storm, Wally and Raska giving Donut dating advice. . . . . . . Donut has to be th eman right now. . . that formula can not. . .I repeat. . can not. . .fail. . . :roflmao:

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:14 pm

Bluntman wrote:I forgot Dusty made it in Wallys school paper.The pics are gone.Someone has to have them.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15500

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:21 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
Bluntman wrote:I forgot Dusty made it in Wallys school paper.The pics are gone.Someone has to have them.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15500

Girlpants

Sissy LA LA :speedowethimself:

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:35 pm

(QUOTE) Hypnotic Passion
You can all just fuck off.....what did I do to deserve this bullshit? Fuck Falcon, and fuck you to soliz. You gave me shit for no reason at the other forum, and now here? Fuck you....

Hippo layin' it down :roflmao:

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=11108

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:40 pm

Bluntman wrote:(QUOTE) Hypnotic Passion
You can all just fuck off.....what did I do to deserve this bullshit? Fuck Falcon, and fuck you to soliz. You gave me shit for no reason at the other forum, and now here? Fuck you....

Hippo layin' it down
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=11108

SOLIZ you are a GOD to me I AM IN TEARS :roflmao:

Soliz responding to Hypnotic Passion
(QUOTE)Soliz
This was an uncalled for attack on my person. HP. . I would have fucked you. . .I know it seems highly unlikely taking your looks into consideration. . but don't underestimate the level of my standards. . they are pretty damn low. . . I would have swam across any stench necessary to do the deed. . . your loss dude. . .

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:44 pm

Bluntman wrote:Fucking Soliz
AF - Being gay doesn't mean you have to drive a Miata anymore!

AF - Lured in by the promise of car talk. . walk away with a sore sphincter

AF - Our members have 10 inch dicks!

AF - Where IQ isn't a requirement!

AF - The choice of a new generation.. .of idiots

AF - We're Canadian. . .and we're Prowd!

AF - Where spelling, grammar, and sentence structure are a thing of the past!

AF - I'm just saying is all. .

AF - Come for the car talk, stay for the free beans and franks!

AF - It's not just a car forum, it's a turkish pickup joint!

AF - One word. . . . Smelly
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10843

Dude. . I peaked. . .I shot my load. . . . :talon2:

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:46 pm

Dunnas shaving his pubes. :roflmao:

(QUOTE)Dunnas
It's a friday night and i've been drinking at the computer. I got bored (may have been other reasons but they shall remain unnecessary) and decided to shave the downstairs area.. Not too sure what I think of it yet, but I am rather curious about how often it needs to be shaved if one decides that they wish to keep it hairless. I also assume that the first time is the difficult one and the times after are nice and easy and I wont keep slicing up the skin on my thumb as I wipe away the hairs from the razor.

OK, I think I should finish it here as I an getting itchy in a certain area of my boddy now.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12247

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:47 pm

Bluntman wrote:More Soliz gold.What kind of gay are you?
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12204

Oh fuck man. . . . :roflmao:

I'm copying all this shit into a word document man. . . time capsule this shit. .

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:50 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
Bluntman wrote:More Soliz gold.What kind of gay are you?
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12204

Oh fuck man. . . .

I'm copying all this shit into a word document man. . . time capsule this shit. .

I have a lot of time invested.I hope everyone gets a kick out it.

by zdc_LarryRX Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:55 pm

what about the frozen chicken tenders(or was it whole) somebody threw at a fatty? :thwak:

Sorry I'm still new.

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:01 pm

Bluntman wrote:More classic Soliz

Dunna was like a beer keg. . tapped him and shit came out everywhere man. . . .
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13859

Fuck man. . I'm crying over here dude. . :cheers:

by big_jesus Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:05 pm

zdc_LarryRX wrote:what about the frozen chicken tenders(or was it whole) somebody threw at a fatty? Sorry I'm still new.

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:05 pm

Bluntman wrote:Soliz and others lose their virginity
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13994

Soliz: "Ejaculate?!?!?!?!?! who needs to ejaculate at 13. . you just jack hammer till youre so scared it goes down on it's own. . .
Then a gestapo baby sitter grabs your weiner and squeezes it with all her might with an angry look on her face and says "you're not fucking done yet!!"it was almos tlike sexual slavery for those additional 15 seconds. . . .t's not funny. . . .To this day i can only get a hard on after a woman puts on a german accent, squeezes my dick till it hurts then slaps me across the face. . ."

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:07 pm

Bluntman wrote:Damn Soliz you kept saying "My Girl" in alot of your posts!Shut the fuck up .You know who you sounded like.
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13913&st=0

It was like patty hearst. . :smellywub:

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:12 pm

Bluntman wrote:Soliz I Love You man.
(QUOTE)Soliz34
A horse tail dildo shoved up ones ass does not make one a cowboy. . .

Man those were the days. . day shift. . . :talon2:

by Bluntman Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:16 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
Bluntman wrote:Soliz and others lose their virginity
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13994

Soliz: "Ejaculate?!?!?!?!?! who needs to ejaculate at 13. . you just jack hammer till youre so scared it goes down on it's own. . .
Then a gestapo baby sitter grabs your weiner and squeezes it with all her might with an angry look on her face and says "you're not fucking done yet!!"it was almos tlike sexual slavery for those additional 15 seconds. . . .t's not funny. . . .To this day i can only get a hard on after a woman puts on a german accent, squeezes my dick till it hurts then slaps me across the face. . ."

I having been laughing at your comedy all day.I am very clost to finding when Hippo outs Falcon.I am in the Hippo days,I just got there a while ago.It's alot of research.

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:18 pm

Bluntman wrote:(QUOTE) Hypnotic Passion
You can all just fuck off.....what did I do to deserve this bullshit? Fuck Falcon, and fuck you to soliz. You gave me shit for no reason at the other forum, and now here? Fuck you....

Hippo layin' it down
http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=11108

Oh gawd. . . oh gawd. . . :roflmao:

by Sleaze Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:20 pm

Good job Bluntman. .I salute you fool. . . :cheers:

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