Did you know Soliz's dick is named Little Marco Antonio Cabeza de Vaca?

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Soliz responding to Hypnotic Passion after telling him to fuck off:

This was an uncalled for attack on my person. HP. . I would have fucked you. . .I know it seems highly unlikely taking your looks into consideration. . but don't underestimate the level of my standards. . they are pretty damn low. . . I would have swam across any stench necessary to do the deed. . . your loss dude. . .