AF Archive - Most disgusting thing to happen during sex. . .

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:40 am

http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=35083

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:59 am

soliz:

Awww dude. . . reminds me of #4. hot, hot chick. . .picke dher up at a club. . .took her to her place. .start unbottoning her jeans. . . and as soon as I slide that shit past her pussy. . .i get hot with the pungent odor of stale barbecue. . . dude. . I almost panicked as she was starting to push my head down.

I'm like fuck this shit. . . ."Gotdamn girl. . .go in there and wash your ass. . "

She gets mildly offended and goes in to take a shower.

I immediately steal some of her panties and leave while she's in the shower. . .

never heard or saw her again. . .

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:04 pm

it's was spur of the moment. . . no one can say I'm not spontaneous. . . sleep.gif

Dude. . there was shit everywhere. . . .after I pulled out the first time and she crapped herself. . (diarrhea type crap). . she reaches back and tries to hold the shit in with her hand

I'm like fuck you bitch and keep fuckign her so she is bent over my coffee table with shit on her hands and kneeling in it also. . .

it's quite possibly the most disgusting and sexually degrading thing I've ever done in my life. . .

well besides pissing on women. . .

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:10 pm

now THAT was a good thread.

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:12 pm

good times. . .

milleniahead · by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:15 pm

WALLY ATE A BIH ON HER PERIOD??!?!

sick fuck

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:08 pm

you dont remember? this is why he's always spouting off about how beautiful a woman's menstruation is

milleniahead · by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:18 pm

I bet wally offers his services on the vampire websites..

Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..

Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:43 pm

iron, dude. iron.

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:51 pm

milleniahead wrote:I bet wally offers his services on the vampire websites..

Looking for female 16-menopause to menstrate in my mouth.. Prefer heavy flow days and women who are medicated to only have 4 periods a yr... (Heavier and Tastier those 4 times ya kno? wink, wink)..

Like why the fk would u even do that.. Blood tastes like copper... might as well suck pennies..

milleniahead · by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:57 pm

big_jesus wrote:iron, dude. iron.

Not colored blood. :smelly:

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:08 pm

ahh, so true. you cheapasses.

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:15 pm

Hands down oral sex during menstruation. . .Wally is the winner man. .

milleniahead · by milleniahead on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:32 pm

i dont think wally knew what oral sex was back then...

Turbofrog · by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:56 pm

Fuck, I definitely shuddered just reading that shit. I usually go for shower sex if they're on the rag...if only just because I don't want to deal with the mess afterwards.

TheWoerus · by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:56 pm

The king retains his crown. ^_^

I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.

Pics?

big_jesus · by big_jesus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:48 pm

dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

wub

Turbofrog · by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:00 pm

big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.

Except for the smell.

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:01 pm

TheWoerus wrote:The king retains his crown.

I haven't done that in a while though. Maybe next month actually.

Pics?

OMG. . .stop. . .I'm bowing down you sick fuck. . . :hail:

King of depravity. . .

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:01 pm

big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

That's foreplay my good man. . .

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:02 pm

Turbofrog wrote:
big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.

Except for the smell.

i had on a scuba mask. . . dont' ask. .

TheWoerus · by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:12 pm

Soul Ease wrote:
Turbofrog wrote:
big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

Yeah, I think that's pretty much tops. Though it wouldn't be as physically unpleasant.

Except for the smell.

i had on a scuba mask. . . dont' ask. .

PLEASE tell me you had the flippers on too. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

TheWoerus · by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:13 pm

big_jesus wrote:dude, i think fucking some girl in a puddle of her own shit it worse. you are a fucked up human being dude...

Yeah, I don't think I could do that.

A > B > C ---> A > C

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:10 pm

we were much more interesting people back then.

well, you guys were, i mean.

TheWoerus · by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:19 pm

Aristotle wrote:we were much more interesting people back then.

well, you guys were, i mean.

The Law Firm fucking took it all out of me. I'm nothing but a dessicated hulk of what used to me an interesting person.

TheWoerus · by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:21 pm

I'm even too lazy to change the typo.

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:27 pm

yeah now we're just dudes that buy lattes and bitch about the president. :undies:

Turbofrog · by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:00 pm

TheWoerus wrote:I'm even too lazy to change the typo.

At least it's a typo with character. It almost helps your point.

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:32 pm

how about those new fucking mac laptops? :millertime:

Turbofrog · by Turbofrog on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:32 pm

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:33 pm

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:33 pm

jesus fucking christ :smelly:

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:14 pm

pathetic. . the lot of you. . :smelly:

TheWoerus · by TheWoerus on Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:21 pm

Aristotle wrote:yeah now we're just dudes that buy lattes and bitch about the president.

So, this is it until death... fffuck

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:30 pm

yeah, it's not pretty.

i'm going off a bridge, though. i've got it all planned out. the camera will be attached to a bungee cord to record everything for posterity. i just have to figure out how to stream it, so it gets saved on the net before the police confiscate it.

Omni · by Omni on Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:46 pm

"i fucked a girl while she was on her period, just kinda don't look down, pretend that you don't see all that blood on your dick, and i went to the bathroom to wash off, and i come back and she's scooping the blood and cum out of herself and licking it up. i was aghast...

i had to go watch inane tv for a while and drink straight bourbon."

Haha, fuckin' big j. Did you ever fuck that girl again after that? I can't even imagine what I'd do if I saw that.

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:31 pm

Well that ended the thread with a bang!!!

Aristotle · by Aristotle on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:37 pm

http://www.redtube.com/15878

thewalrus · by thewalrus on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:56 pm

I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.

Sleaze · by Sleaze on Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:10 pm

thewalrus wrote:I can't believe I brought up the menstrual eating.

You gained the throne that day Wally. . .