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Post by JaysonAych on Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:08 pm

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.


"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

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Re: Sometimes it gets lonely on the road.

Post by Turbojett on Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:36 am

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Re: Sometimes it gets lonely on the road.

Post by Benfolio on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:06 am

Truck-stop hookers are getting expensive.

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Post by Pete.Z on Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:40 am

Gothenborg to Boras is about as boring as it gets,I have to admit.

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Re: Sometimes it gets lonely on the road.

Post by Omni on Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:40 am

What's with the molestation charge? It was his own weiner!

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Re: Sometimes it gets lonely on the road.

Post by JaysonAych on Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:50 pm

I think in certain places, molestation can also include exposure of your junk to someone else. So if he was jerking it in front of the cops, or jerking it in full view of other people, that might be why.

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Post by xtine on Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:51 pm

Yeah, that dude was totally molesting their eyes and brains.

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Re: Sometimes it gets lonely on the road.

Post by JaysonAych on Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:27 pm

The article certainly molested my brain.

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Re: Sometimes it gets lonely on the road.

Post by 911 on Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:46 pm

Omni wrote:What's with the molestation charge? It was his own weiner!


says the guy jerking off in the elementary school parking lot

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